I’m alive I just forgot this app exists (until now)(ok hi)

TIKTOK DELETED MY AUDIO SO HERE HAVE THIS

Nobody knows how ripped I am now

How I look b4 I 3-0 you

I hope I never die because some twitter t-girl will turn me into the main character of a webcomic or visual novel saying “ugh they were such an icon” bitch where the fuck were you when the scene kids asked me to do acid with them in the highschool bathroom?

Got angel bites. It hurts. They stabbed me

*has crazy rough gay sex* yeah this will so totally own the libs

How do I manipulate the algorithm on here. What do I even do

I do a fantastic Johnny Yong Bosch and Yuri Lowenthal holy shit like cast me as a protagonist in something and I’ll go stupid

Woah I’m on Bluesky! Woah I’m built like this!

I love looking like the neighborhood assassin

Is this thing on

*drops these and scuttles away*

Yeah then nobody's gonna use ur blibbin site, shitty bungus ._.

HOLY CRAP LOIS, NOIZOMBIE ON BLUESKY!