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Max Campanella
@noimpulsecontrol.bsky.social
Classics. Comics. Coffee.
Gen X weirdo who likes to like things.
A moon rises over the Caribbean
January 28, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Wait… BOULDER elected a Republican mayor?
I knew the city had swung right in the past twenty years but I wouldn’t have predicted that. I guess it’s true, rich votes red.
November 8, 2023 at 3:14 PM
New favorite quote of the week:
“She is about to walk into a buzzsaw.”
- a very competent IP attorney, regarding the legal secretary making a very bold and very unfounded trademark claim
November 3, 2023 at 6:40 PM
I wonder if he ever remembered what eight was for
October 25, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Home. Alive. Rested. Ready to do THINGS.
Let's go make things better for people. Who's with me?
October 17, 2023 at 9:44 PM
October 9, 2023 at 5:22 AM
We made macarons.
October 8, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Some street art we have seen the past few days
September 30, 2023 at 5:35 AM
Those after-call "customer surveys" are full of begged questions.

Eg: The rep was kind and competent but the system had an error they couldn't correct.

"How satisfied with your representative were you?" - 100%

"How easy was it to resolve your issue today?" ...
September 25, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Ok so:
1: fry up a full package of bacon until mostly but not entirely done. Do not drain grease.
2: Dry the cooked bacon with a paper towel like a civilized person.
3: whip 2 eggs in a large flat bowl.
4: mix in a half cup of vodka and a cup of sparkling water.
(1/3)
September 23, 2023 at 12:02 PM
After adventures in finding an appointment we went to Walgreens to get our Covid Update. Only their computer was wonky and not finding ANYONE's insurance. When it was our turn to not have them find our insurance we offered to pay cash. "We are not allowed to accept cash, has to be insurance."
(1/2)
September 23, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Yaz harvested a bunch of tomato sauce yesterday.
September 19, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Sitting outside the Brewing Market in Longmont watching a parade of laptops streaming in. Honest question: do coffee shops resent the “one laptop on a four top for three hours” clientele? Or is that a bread and butter base?
September 15, 2023 at 5:16 PM
I had a “fell back asleep” dream that I made fluffy fry bread for guests and I was doing it wrong so it overinflated and went ”poot” and one of the guests said it was therefore not dry bread but fart bread and I declared that too vulgar for breakfast and it was therefore onomatosopapilla
September 15, 2023 at 2:47 PM
And now I settle in to the important question of the day: Go downstairs and clean or stay here and play BG3?
September 8, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I I’m new here. Is there a one-word name for a post on bluesky? Or a verb for posting? A breeze/to breeze?? A puff/to puff?
Also, I don’t see hashtags, is that not a thing here? #bluesky #flail #noob
September 8, 2023 at 5:42 PM