out of context hey daddios
@nocontextmrmike.bsky.social
mrs poo nation rise
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nobody read any of the poetry that you wrote
march 14th 2020
march 14th 2020
"that's mans mades of maggots"
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"that's mans mades of maggots"
aggravated assault.
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aggravated a pepper
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aggravated a pepper
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
aggravated assault.
...
aggravated a pepper
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aggravated a pepper
"you got a gob full of giggles"
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"you got a gob full of giggles"
zelda 👸 is the princess 😱 but NOT ⛔️✋️ the character 😌
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
zelda 👸 is the princess 😱 but NOT ⛔️✋️ the character 😌
botty-itis
September 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
botty-itis
"and when you smile, youve got teeth. and thats another pro."
September 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
"and when you smile, youve got teeth. and thats another pro."
"count every olive, in your first ever pot of olives. that will be the number of trees you have, in your garden, when you retire."
September 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"count every olive, in your first ever pot of olives. that will be the number of trees you have, in your garden, when you retire."
hurrah!!😃 ive got one! 😮🫴 an evening of giggles.. 😏
August 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
hurrah!!😃 ive got one! 😮🫴 an evening of giggles.. 😏
"fishslice?? i didnt know they knew how to do that..."
August 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"fishslice?? i didnt know they knew how to do that..."
"isnt it freeing to be a worm of space? i. am. gay."
July 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
"isnt it freeing to be a worm of space? i. am. gay."
"paracetamol are like, forbidden pez"
July 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"paracetamol are like, forbidden pez"
"you know I don't like it when you call me Mr. Onion"
July 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"you know I don't like it when you call me Mr. Onion"
"are the pink satin panties on the squirrel?"
"yeah"
"when did that happen?"
"well, i found the pink satin panties, and i put them on the squirrel."
"yeah"
"when did that happen?"
"well, i found the pink satin panties, and i put them on the squirrel."
June 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"are the pink satin panties on the squirrel?"
"yeah"
"when did that happen?"
"well, i found the pink satin panties, and i put them on the squirrel."
"yeah"
"when did that happen?"
"well, i found the pink satin panties, and i put them on the squirrel."
"you could be sat next to derek from china"
May 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"you could be sat next to derek from china"
i'll nibble your clangers
May 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i'll nibble your clangers
cute little drunk in the sunshine 🩷
May 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
cute little drunk in the sunshine 🩷
nice hefty pair of clangers
May 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
nice hefty pair of clangers
do your clangers hang low do they clang to and fro
May 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
do your clangers hang low do they clang to and fro
chat my clangers are really itchy right now
May 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
chat my clangers are really itchy right now
"emmeline pankhurst died so you could sit in a little towel and do a bane impression."
May 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"emmeline pankhurst died so you could sit in a little towel and do a bane impression."
whiskel diesel?
April 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
whiskel diesel?
"you either speak like mary poppins, or danny dyer"
March 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"you either speak like mary poppins, or danny dyer"
freaky little goblin boys obsessed with hogs and beef.
March 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
freaky little goblin boys obsessed with hogs and beef.
"she just smells like, what was it- old breast?"
"no, evil bosom"
"oh yeah"
"no, evil bosom"
"oh yeah"
March 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"she just smells like, what was it- old breast?"
"no, evil bosom"
"oh yeah"
"no, evil bosom"
"oh yeah"
"i may be a communist, but all these pies and goodies in the fridge, are for me!!" - owl (winnie the pooh)
March 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"i may be a communist, but all these pies and goodies in the fridge, are for me!!" - owl (winnie the pooh)