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i thrive off niggativity 🤠🍉🇨🇩🇸🇩🇭🇹
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mind your business. 🌻. \\ thoughts and opinions are my own. she/her
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June 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
talking to my manager about my Q3 goals for when i return from leave knowing full well i’ll be quitting while i’m out
June 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
hit send on an email to a recruiter and yahoo sent it 67 times across 14 minutes 🧍🏾‍♀️
June 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
religiously drinking thai tea since coming back from thailand bc i’m #cultured
May 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i shouldn’t bc required to work on rainy/stormy days. sitting here damn near falling asleep during meetings are you crazy?
May 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
chose a middle seat on an unfilled flight hoping no one would be weirdo enough to pick a seat next to me and guess tf what
May 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
funniest thing in the world being tsa pulling my suitcase bc there was a tall bottle (w/in limits), yet ignoring the bottle in my bag that was short but actually 4oz
May 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
overall lost an earring, an anklet, an expensive ass nightguard, and an expensive ass toothbrush to that forsaken city. never in my life have i left shit in a hotel room and i v vividly recall placing my dental stuff in my bag
in la for two seconds and already lost an earring and broke an anklet. this city got a bad spirit #willnotbeback
May 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
gave in and bought the part bc my car was dead after not being driven for less than 4 days and guess what my car decided to do the morning of the appointment 🤠 should i kill myself?
software update still ain’t take so apparently it’s a $950 receiver part needed when i’m conveniently past the 3yr part of the warranty 🤪 (even tho i’m under the 36k mi part bc “it’s whatever comes first”)
ok the car dependency on computers is getting to be too much bc wym my car’s battery died outta nowhere bc it needed a fuckin software update?
April 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
idk who got the aux at this airport restaurant but they been playing nothing but 90s music which wasn’t special til angel in disguise came on
April 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
tipsy off plum wine fym
April 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
in la for two seconds and already lost an earring and broke an anklet. this city got a bad spirit #willnotbeback
April 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
lyft driver gagging over a $12 tip? la y’all don’t be tipping properly? what’s tea
April 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
checked-in for a flight that i haven’t begun packing for 🤪 guess you can say i ✨ don’t ✨ wanna ✨ go ✨
April 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
eating taco bell at any given moment without shame
a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in a kitchen with his tongue hanging out .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in a kitchen with his tongue hanging out .
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April 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
duke crying throwing up and sliding down the wall in t-60
April 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i’ve accepted that sc playing like some bullshit bc they don’t want another championship 🙂‍↕️ that will make everything hurt less when they get knocked out
March 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
these girls bout to make me throw up. bricking 3s, turning the ball over, missing fts i’m hyperventilating my heart bout to fail
March 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
at my big age wondering if i’m actually bi? whoa? i need everybody to RELAX
March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
dj having an “island vibes” tag during the set but playing afrobeats 🤠
March 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
software update still ain’t take so apparently it’s a $950 receiver part needed when i’m conveniently past the 3yr part of the warranty 🤪 (even tho i’m under the 36k mi part bc “it’s whatever comes first”)
ok the car dependency on computers is getting to be too much bc wym my car’s battery died outta nowhere bc it needed a fuckin software update?
March 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
twice now the giuseppes i’ve wanted have been snatched outta my cart. this shit starting to feel real personal and i’m staring to get real pissed
March 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
watched ninja kamui bc my brother suggested it and this will be the *last* time i listen to anything any of you dbz/naruto-idolizing aniniggas got to say
March 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
ok the car dependency on computers is getting to be too much bc wym my car’s battery died outta nowhere bc it needed a fuckin software update?
March 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
March 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM