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gnawing at the bars of my enclosure | break god's bones and suck out the marrow
if you're going to a music show, especially a high energy music show, you should move! do something! anything! especially if you're in the front! it makes a big difference to the artists!
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Old people are stupid because they don't bother learning while young people are stupid because of AI and internet brainrot. It's great to be the 30-something, the smartest age
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
when i first heard about main character syndrome, i thought it was describing people who give off this vibe, but in real life
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I have beautiful hair and everyone loves me. Soup made from 3 week old cheesy bean burrito
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Inventing a new tier of horniness that is completely detached from sex
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Recreating wife guy technology without a wife
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
bring back 8 minute pop songs
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Dreamt taco bell started selling gyros. Terrifying
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
watched "One Battle After Another", which was largely fantastic. tense, hilarious, an essential movie for the current times
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
6 spam calls between 9am-10am this morning and still getting more :/
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i'm but a simple tiller of dockerfiles
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
On Herman Melville and Nathaniel Hawthrone's relationship
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
big nobel
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
you people have no idea how sleepy i can get
October 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Museums should be funnier
October 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
pisses me off so bad when a coworker is hot. like what the fuck is your problem.
October 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
how many of my friends will be turned trans by Your Name (2016)?
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i love it when you zone out for a sec during a zoom call then you realize you've been making the dumbest face you've ever seen for the last x seconds.
October 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
working with an engineer that's an older woman at my new job, which i'm realizing i've never encountered before in 10 years of experience in software engineering. make ya think
October 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Finally getting around to checking out Paramore
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There's a gay way to wear 5" inseam shorts and a straight way to wear 5" inseam shorts.
September 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
getting cooked by etsy this morning
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Fav pic of myself in a hot sec
September 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM