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Noah Stevens
@noahms456.bsky.social
Husband, father, nerd, gamer. I dig horror movies, synths, guitars, social justice, ttRPGs. Love is love. Trans rights are human rights. He/him. Black Lives Matter. Fuck Trump. I’m here for the Lesbian Communism Space Exploration Future
Raise your glass to Freygo, my Juggalo-Wizard who went to the great gathering in Valhalla after failing a save vs Finger of Death. But he did knock out the necromancer with the flat of his hatchet before he went! Woot woot ninja (Level 2, DCC, played him off and on for about a year or two).
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
#sewbro hobo 2026 day 1: I butchered this sashiko, saved(?) a pair of jeans from the trash/ragbin and learned that I’m doing all the things badly which is terrific to know #sewing #mending
January 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I said THIS PATCH LOOKS LIKE A HOBO DID IT (but srsly a hobo would have done better) and my wife said “You’re a hobo! Or maybe like a SEWBO” and so let me start maybe the #sewbo hashtag and then imma embroider some #sashiko #mending type shit up in here
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
No offense, writers of Stranger Things, we don’t have time for any of this shit.

OMG please be over soon
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Going to try to create more than consume this year. I have so many tools for making things and just been sitting here watching TV n shit. Insanity. Make. Create. Bring things into reality.
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I’m thinking of building a darkroom enlarger and you’d think there would be CAD files for camera gubbins to make these things real nice but NOOOO. Going to have to hack some shit up #diy #darkroom
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Speaking of Pentax k-1000s: man those lenses are cheep on the eBay’s zoiks
December 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Interesting to me that the Millie girl Jane Eleven Hopper in Stranger Things has Mar-a-Lago face. She’s too young to look like Matt Gaetz bro
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think this year I’m going to finish this Night Goblin/Border Princes army and print and paint up some old Freebooterz-era Bad Moon Space Orks and weird orky shit like Chaos/Genestealer Hybrid weirdos
December 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Yo yo yo it’s funny man because the Fallout ghoul and the vault girl are the moral compasses of the show
December 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Merry Christmas, if you are into it. And if you’re not, then be well and tidings of joy to you
December 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My kid put on some random Christmas music, and so I am cut down and prohibited from entering Whamhalla now, with a mere 6 hours or so left on the clock. #whamageddon

Very close. I think this is as close as I have ever come.
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Tonight at Rio Grande in Frederick, MD: I got huaraches de birria and damn that stuff is amazeballs. I guess it’s a kind of street food in Mexico City but this place roasts the vegetables for their salsa. Worth a drive if you’re in the area
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Watching “Squid Games” again. A terrible but quite effective way to reduce the number of gamblers, petty thieves, debtors. It’s like if hyper capitalism would rather spend a couple million on killing unlucky assholes than fixing the underlying ills of society. What a statement!
December 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I love the depiction of castles and dungeons in cartoons in which they aren’t usually a thing. Bugs Bunny, Bob’s Burgers, Tom and Jerry. Fucking awesome. Brick work, splattered paint, just fucking terrific. I love it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The old school terror of my fighter, resurrected from death but still poisoned, dying immediately when we camp the first time. Yikes! I should check if neutralize poison is a spell. The temple resurrected him for all the money we had! #OSR
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Truth
"the Purpose of LLM- type “AI” is not to tell you the truth or to lie to you, but to provide you with an answer-shaped something you are statistically determined to be more likely to accept, irrespective of facts— this is the reason I call them “bullshit engines.”
Wrote something combining threads from here & elsewhere on meaningful consent, bias, dis- & misinformation, and harms to critical thinking & skills development and social interaction in the context of "AI."

Here's "Failures of “AI” Promise: Critical Thinking, Misinformation, Prosociality, & Trust":
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
TIL that Telengard for the C64 has 2million rooms in its 50-level dungeon and so because there’s no non-volatile way to do that with 64K, the layout of the dungeon is determined with a clever little function. Man, they literally don’t make them like that, anymore
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I hadn’t intended to watch the newest Indiana Jones thing and this digital de-aging mess is fucked, man.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
YO WE KNOW THAT FACEBOOK HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENSHITTIFICATION OF EVERYTHING BUT WE WONT DO IT TO YOUR HOMETOWN DONT WORRY! Embrace the data centers! Wink wink nudge nudge
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hilariously, a recruiter texted me about a position I was fired from less than 3 weeks ago. I ought to follow up just for a kick
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Welcome to Derry sort of fun but too much exposition takes all the fear out of cosmic horror
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
E.G. I will never fucking watch any Avatar movie broh get the fuck out of here with that shit. Jeep? JEEP? Fuck you JEEP you broken down clanker-loving motherfucker. EBGLYSS? Eat my shit EBGLYSS
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Every commercial doesn’t have to be AI, BUT it could be and it makes it infinitely more irritating to me. I resented commercials for trying to change my mind with persuasion against my will. But it really angers me when somebody didn’t even put any effort into it. Some fucking clanker tryn? FUCKYOU
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Jimmy Walker, Mark Hammill, Jeffrey Coombs, Linnea Quigley, Brian Yuzna-directed. I saw this in the early 90’s on VHS and frankly it’s the best scifi horror rubber-monster costume thing that was ever made. THE GUYVER
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December 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM