Noah Stevens
@noahms456.bsky.social
Husband, father, nerd, gamer. I dig horror movies, synths, guitars, social justice, ttRPGs. Love is love. Trans rights are human rights. He/him. Black Lives Matter. Fuck Trump. I’m here for the Lesbian Communism Space Exploration Future
Broh the reason this system is broken is because you’d rather send 10000 bland emails than 1 sternly worded one, and schedule 100 meetings in which nothing happens rather than take real substantive action. Fuck off with this shit
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Broh the reason this system is broken is because you’d rather send 10000 bland emails than 1 sternly worded one, and schedule 100 meetings in which nothing happens rather than take real substantive action. Fuck off with this shit
Stress-eating various forms of non-gluten-y breakfast cereal at 11:30…. I guess there’s worse habits
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Stress-eating various forms of non-gluten-y breakfast cereal at 11:30…. I guess there’s worse habits
I was today years old when I learned there is a mod where you can skate around Firelink Shrine and Ollie and kickflip n shit. Got to figure this out
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I was today years old when I learned there is a mod where you can skate around Firelink Shrine and Ollie and kickflip n shit. Got to figure this out
Additional photos from today’s root-centric shenanigans in Lancaster, Pennsylvania: thanks to Emmy and Lina and Michael and Anthony and Richard. And Ethan, it seems I am becoming his sidekick. #Turnip28
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Additional photos from today’s root-centric shenanigans in Lancaster, Pennsylvania: thanks to Emmy and Lina and Michael and Anthony and Richard. And Ethan, it seems I am becoming his sidekick. #Turnip28
Lancaster, PA Fall In event! #Turnip28 sadly the accolades escape me and Richard bested the Manglewürzle Manglers wiping out several units entirely. My Toff bested his Tödd, though. Or did he?
Off to find a new Herr Manglewurzlër
His Lump Ate Itself on turn 1, which was very humorous
Off to find a new Herr Manglewurzlër
His Lump Ate Itself on turn 1, which was very humorous
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Lancaster, PA Fall In event! #Turnip28 sadly the accolades escape me and Richard bested the Manglewürzle Manglers wiping out several units entirely. My Toff bested his Tödd, though. Or did he?
Off to find a new Herr Manglewurzlër
His Lump Ate Itself on turn 1, which was very humorous
Off to find a new Herr Manglewurzlër
His Lump Ate Itself on turn 1, which was very humorous
I’m pretty sure a former patient of mine got got by the I to the C to the E. Fuckers
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m pretty sure a former patient of mine got got by the I to the C to the E. Fuckers
I’m like a third of the way through “Bring Her Back” and I’m so uncomfortable I can’t even explain it
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m like a third of the way through “Bring Her Back” and I’m so uncomfortable I can’t even explain it
Last-last weekend me n Ethan played some #Turnip28 and a good time was had by all. I drove off his Lump and he vaporized my Toff so hilarity ensued. Find me turnipheads!
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Last-last weekend me n Ethan played some #Turnip28 and a good time was had by all. I drove off his Lump and he vaporized my Toff so hilarity ensued. Find me turnipheads!
Rot in piss you warmongering profiteer criminal motherfucker
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Rot in piss you warmongering profiteer criminal motherfucker
My kiddo usually into Ghibli but absolutely not interested in Porco Rosso… interesting
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My kiddo usually into Ghibli but absolutely not interested in Porco Rosso… interesting
Also, the acting in this Welcome to Derry is hit-or-miss. Most of the leads are pretty wooden (the kids are fine)
November 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Also, the acting in this Welcome to Derry is hit-or-miss. Most of the leads are pretty wooden (the kids are fine)
I just noticed the anime Deathnote thing in the Simpson Halloween episode uses the names of that Engrish baseball game thing: e.g “Bob Dugnutt”
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I just noticed the anime Deathnote thing in the Simpson Halloween episode uses the names of that Engrish baseball game thing: e.g “Bob Dugnutt”
My view this morning. Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My view this morning. Happy Halloween!
“For I was hungry and your Christian Administration took away my SNAP funds”. Let that sink in a minute, and remember to make a donation to the Church of Capitalist Jesus
October 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“For I was hungry and your Christian Administration took away my SNAP funds”. Let that sink in a minute, and remember to make a donation to the Church of Capitalist Jesus
This evening I ran into a woman who works at a shelter for families. I was buying a 25 pound pumpkin. She noticed my hospital badge. We agree that starting Saturday many people are going to end up in hospital looking for a bed and something to eat. Let them eat cake, I guess.
October 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This evening I ran into a woman who works at a shelter for families. I was buying a 25 pound pumpkin. She noticed my hospital badge. We agree that starting Saturday many people are going to end up in hospital looking for a bed and something to eat. Let them eat cake, I guess.
“RFKJr admits ‘I’m sort of just going by vibes’”
October 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“RFKJr admits ‘I’m sort of just going by vibes’”
In my old age of 50, I reflect that I’d prefer to live around a million hard working immigrants than one hard working ICE agent
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
In my old age of 50, I reflect that I’d prefer to live around a million hard working immigrants than one hard working ICE agent
What the fuck just happened to my Reddit feed. Got turned into useless bullshit literally overnight omfg
October 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What the fuck just happened to my Reddit feed. Got turned into useless bullshit literally overnight omfg
Here comes the autumnal urge to fight winter dormancy with vernal creativity and then my whole thing sort of shuts off. The barrier between the present world and the spirit world is thick like the skin on the pudding of my brain blerg
October 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Here comes the autumnal urge to fight winter dormancy with vernal creativity and then my whole thing sort of shuts off. The barrier between the present world and the spirit world is thick like the skin on the pudding of my brain blerg
Tonight my Juggalo Wizard narrowly escaped True Death, made a rust-moth pal (I think it will be a familiar soon) and escaped with my pal Blank the Thief having saved the President of Chicago from a conniving band of turtle-neck wearing Eurotrash goons
a black and white photo of a moth with the words " angry moth noises " below it
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October 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tonight my Juggalo Wizard narrowly escaped True Death, made a rust-moth pal (I think it will be a familiar soon) and escaped with my pal Blank the Thief having saved the President of Chicago from a conniving band of turtle-neck wearing Eurotrash goons
Neither one of the young men I’m playing D&D with right now know what Sprockets on SNL is.
I’m suddenly very sad and cold
I’m suddenly very sad and cold
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Neither one of the young men I’m playing D&D with right now know what Sprockets on SNL is.
I’m suddenly very sad and cold
I’m suddenly very sad and cold
“Inspiration have I none
Just to touch the flaming dove;
All I have is my lover’s love
And love is not loving”
Bowie is a good way to start Friday
Just to touch the flaming dove;
All I have is my lover’s love
And love is not loving”
Bowie is a good way to start Friday
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
“Inspiration have I none
Just to touch the flaming dove;
All I have is my lover’s love
And love is not loving”
Bowie is a good way to start Friday
Just to touch the flaming dove;
All I have is my lover’s love
And love is not loving”
Bowie is a good way to start Friday
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This man is my hero. Listen.
The LEAST intense energy that every masked ICE Gestapo-like secret police agent deserves from every American who values their freedom. 🖕 #AbolishICE
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This man is my hero. Listen.
Tonight we return to “Princess Tutu” which our kiddo watched raptly when she was 4 and doing ballet lessons and which is still worth a cute little watch. 24 episodes or something. Hits different at 12 years old, I guess
October 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tonight we return to “Princess Tutu” which our kiddo watched raptly when she was 4 and doing ballet lessons and which is still worth a cute little watch. 24 episodes or something. Hits different at 12 years old, I guess