Can’t stand a couple that both have blonde hair and blue eyes. Bitch why are you fucking your brother?

Had a dream I was going into labor and I was pushing and pushing and the baby wouldn’t come out and then I woke up and farted. Pregnancy is hard.

This is a khia app

I got two bad bitches call em Lisa or Lena

I have hit my hit off of the same celling light in my house about 10 times already.

How does football work.

I have nothing to say I’m just bored and want attention right now.

One time I had a dream that a goose was stuck in boiling hot tar and I tried to save it but I couldn’t reach it in time so I had to listen to the goose boil alive and I heard it scream in pain as it sank lower and lower into the boiling tar.

I don’t like twitter I saw a little boy get crushed to death on there.