Wish my dog’s brain could connect the garbage she eats off the street to the diarrhea she experiences all night

A box of gluten free candy cane joe-joe’s hates to see me coming

Not everything can be midcentury some stuff had to be beginning and end

Movie theaters should have coffee

Things I am currently self-diagnosed with:

Celiac
ADHD
Broken Toe
Burnout

Never really understood the whole have your cake and eat it too thing until I watched my dog catch a treat in her mouth and then look for it on the ground

Watching VPR in the way it was meant to be watched

If you’re serving Brussels sprouts as an appetizer, they should be crispy