your mom
@nkizhd.bsky.social
Hi it's me Leslie, if you add me to a starter pack I'll kill you
reading this like it's a light novel title
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
reading this like it's a light novel title
Wow got an "I terminated my pregnancy based on chatgpt's assessment of my baby's prognosis but then afterward I kept pushing chatgpt and it gave me a less severe prognosis and now I'm spiraling"
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wow got an "I terminated my pregnancy based on chatgpt's assessment of my baby's prognosis but then afterward I kept pushing chatgpt and it gave me a less severe prognosis and now I'm spiraling"
A parent at the PTO meeting said, in response to an icebreaker prompt, that her favorite Thanksgiving food is the cocktails because she's "not a food person"
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A parent at the PTO meeting said, in response to an icebreaker prompt, that her favorite Thanksgiving food is the cocktails because she's "not a food person"
you could be my very best friend in the entire world and i would not want to hear about your coaching business
October 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
you could be my very best friend in the entire world and i would not want to hear about your coaching business
it's frustrating when someone asks you for advice, and you give it, and then they reply that an AI model told them the same thing. but it's kind of funny when it's phrased as "I saw this on the internet GROCK says this"
September 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
it's frustrating when someone asks you for advice, and you give it, and then they reply that an AI model told them the same thing. but it's kind of funny when it's phrased as "I saw this on the internet GROCK says this"
How do I explain to Spotify that I'm not too old to listen to the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack but I am absolutely too old to listen to music by someone named Addison Rae
July 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How do I explain to Spotify that I'm not too old to listen to the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack but I am absolutely too old to listen to music by someone named Addison Rae
also Scott Alexander
It's come to my attention that this is what the name "Toby Keith" was
It would be funny if men used their first and middle names as display names the way women do
~Brian Christopher~
~Kyle Francis~
~David William~
~Brian Christopher~
~Kyle Francis~
~David William~
July 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
also Scott Alexander
It's come to my attention that this is what the name "Toby Keith" was
It would be funny if men used their first and middle names as display names the way women do
~Brian Christopher~
~Kyle Francis~
~David William~
~Brian Christopher~
~Kyle Francis~
~David William~
June 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It's come to my attention that this is what the name "Toby Keith" was
it's so weird/cute when my friends excitedly report that they have befriended a trans person
May 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
it's so weird/cute when my friends excitedly report that they have befriended a trans person
Update: I love my ten(!!) large adult embryos
I had 13 eggs "retrieved" today, prayers up that tomorrow morning I will have 8+ tiny petri dish children
May 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Update: I love my ten(!!) large adult embryos
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share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
May 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
Fetal personhood ruins a lot of things, and one of them is cracking jokes about your IVF embryos
May 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Fetal personhood ruins a lot of things, and one of them is cracking jokes about your IVF embryos
struggling so hard not to post "nightmare blunt rotation" with a link to an NBER panel on low fertility on main
May 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
struggling so hard not to post "nightmare blunt rotation" with a link to an NBER panel on low fertility on main
I wish the trolls who spend today posting "happy Mother's Day!!!" messages on the abortion subreddit a very [redacted]
May 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I wish the trolls who spend today posting "happy Mother's Day!!!" messages on the abortion subreddit a very [redacted]
I agree that kids probably shouldn't use social media but "I'm sad that a girl child no longer pays attention to me, a grown man" is not a good look
May 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I agree that kids probably shouldn't use social media but "I'm sad that a girl child no longer pays attention to me, a grown man" is not a good look
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you don’t get to say my name
then vote against the woman
who gave me that name.
then vote against the woman
who gave me that name.
![[three-color print in a bookshop window, with flowers]
THE DEMOCRATS NEED TO STOP ASKING ME FOR FIUE DOLLARS
hold your emails. stop
addressing me by my name—
my mom gave me that name
& though she's lived here long
enough to run for president,
she'll never be allowed to vote.
you don't get to say my name
then vote against the woman
who gave me that name.
you don't get to say my name
then vote against women.
the truth is
i know what it is to beg:
i've been the one asking
to hold five dollars
knowing with all the lakes
in my heart i wasn't
ever gonna pay it back.
& worse:
i wasn't even gonna try.
JOSÉ OLIVAREZ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buauewuqjtzyritkh5rmm2oq/bafkreidqrbqqvgmubtu7bpc5cea6g2fwimrxgivpkmx7hdob22t5bdt5su@jpeg)
May 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
you don’t get to say my name
then vote against the woman
who gave me that name.
then vote against the woman
who gave me that name.
*Bulgarianly* Um I think you mean Pajduško Day
May 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
*Bulgarianly* Um I think you mean Pajduško Day
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I was starting to feel like starter packs were old news, but I got followed by like a thousand blue MAGA accounts in the past few days, so here I am hiding on alt again
May 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I was starting to feel like starter packs were old news, but I got followed by like a thousand blue MAGA accounts in the past few days, so here I am hiding on alt again
now it's a Star Wars flag with that resistance symbol or whatever (sorry i am uneducated about Star Wars). how many flags do we think they have
Now it's a Star Trek United Federation of Planets flag. Yes I had to google.
People in the neighborhood previously flying the flag of Rohan now flying a much worse House Stark flag (worse in that it says "House Stark * Winterfell" on it like some sort of athletic shirt)
April 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
now it's a Star Wars flag with that resistance symbol or whatever (sorry i am uneducated about Star Wars). how many flags do we think they have
fun that my closest collaborator and i are both having mental breaks but hers is "texts you 70 times in a row about pronatalism on a sunday" and mine is "if you talk to me about anything other than the specific regression i'm currently running i WILL die"
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
fun that my closest collaborator and i are both having mental breaks but hers is "texts you 70 times in a row about pronatalism on a sunday" and mine is "if you talk to me about anything other than the specific regression i'm currently running i WILL die"
i love jenny lewis's music as a reminder that hot people also have problems
April 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i love jenny lewis's music as a reminder that hot people also have problems
Not gonna say this on main but I think the "not only are they pronatalists, they specifically only want white women to breed" stuff is being oversold
April 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Not gonna say this on main but I think the "not only are they pronatalists, they specifically only want white women to breed" stuff is being oversold