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Nitrozac
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Close to me (Grokipedia edition) www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...
To the Tune of... “(They Long to Be) Close to You” with apologies to Burt Bacharach and Hal David. Musical notes float around the lyrics… Why do facts suddenly disappear Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be Far from you Why do Starlinks fall down from the sky Every time you spew lies? Just like me, they long to be Dead to you (there is a graphic of a Starlink satellite de-orbiting itself in a fireball, saying “I’m outa here, bye!” On the day Grokipedia was born the devils got together And decided to create a nightmare true So they copied Wikipedia, And changed the parts the right-wing wanted to. That is why, all the lies in town Follow you all around Unlike me, they long to be Close to you Ughhhhh, close to you Yuuuuuk, close to you Ewwwww, close to you Grosssss, close to you On the day Grokipedia was born The devils groked together And decided to create a nightmare true So they sprinkled lie dust everywhere And skepticism the Holocaust existed too! That is why, all the girls in town Run and hide while you’re around Just like me, they long to be Far from you And like me, They hate Nazis Just like you! Elon Musk is holding up the Grokipedia logo, while numerous women are running away from him disgusted.
October 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Tech Tinder. www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...
Three people are surfing their phones on a Tinder-like app Sequence One: Guy A: Whoa! She is gorgeous! Girl: Wow, I likie! Guy B: Hello, who’s this? Sequence Two: Guy A: Very nice, very nice indeed! Girl: Ooo La La! Guy B: Mmmmm I do like ‘en slim! Sequence Three: Guy A: Then again, looks high maintenance! (Swipes Left) Girl: On second thought… NAH! (Swipes Left) Guy B: Meh. Not enough to grab onto. (Swipes Left) Bottom Panel: An iPhone Air is looking very upset and panicky! It says “I don’t get it! Everyone is swiping left! What’s wrong with me?
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Maybe time travel for a weekend? 🕰️ 🎒 🏰 🐉
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The perils of AI
August 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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A White House Cukoo clock
July 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Is there anything real anymore? www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...
Son and father are sitting in a living room, looking at their devices. Panel One: Father says “Did you read about this fake AI band that had over 900,000 monthly listeners on Spotify? Man, I feel so sorry for you kids these days…” Panel Two: Father continues: “Growing up with everything fake! Fake music, fake musicians, fake images, fake videos, fake people on social media! Is there anything real anymore?” Panel Three: The son says: “Dad, what is wrong with that? What does it matter how it’s generated or how it was made? So long as you like it and it makes you feel good! Dad is not impressed. Panel Four: Dad replies: Hmmm. maybe I should trade you in for an AI kid!
July 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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CEO VS CEO, Zuck VS Sam www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...
The comic has a style that mimics the old Spy VS Spy comics of Mad Magazine. In this one, Mark Zuckerberg is the black spy, and Sam Altman is the white spy. Zuck hold a classic Zeppelin bomb, while Sam holds a stick of dynamite. Both spies have lists. On Zuck’s side of the comic: Zuckerberg’s OpenAI Poaching List: -100 million dollars in cash and options to tempt OpenAI employees. -chloroform in case kidnapping is required. -night visiion google as Zuck things they make him look cool. -Self propelled surfboards in case OpenAi employees need to be pirated on the open ocean instead of poached on Land. -Dig up some of that private compromising data that Zuck has been storing on OpenAI employees since they were in college. -Free Pass to Zuck’s Hawaii bunker in case of apocalypse. (Ironically, most likely caused by A Meta superintelligence) -Remember not to eat what you poach! On Sam’s side of the comic: Sam Altman’s Meta Anti-Poaching list: -Ring doorbell cams at every OpenAI location, constantly monitored by Sam. -Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, and Messenger Jammers. -Cultivate fake “star employees” for Meta to hire, and to use as Trojan horses to sabotage Meta’s Superintelligence -Place Jony Ive in protective custody -Give employees printouts of all the Joy of Tech anti-Zuck comics from the last decade. -Workplace perks like chefs, free food, and $100 million dollar hookers.
July 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Laugh if you can because you know this is our masters' favorite application for AI: Firing everyone they can.
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July 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Is it real?
June 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Bill Atkinson, in remembrance
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Tim Cook really should do this, for real.
joyoftech.bsky.social The Joy of Tech @joyoftech.bsky.social · May 26
Trump opens the brand new American iPhone Factory! www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...
Donald Trump and Tim Cook are attending a ribbon cutting ceremony for Apple’s first American iPhone factory! The factory is a very modern design and golden in colour! Panel One: Donald is cutting the ribbon and says “I am pleased to open, this magnificent new iPhone factory, all because of me, because I told Tim Apple to move production to the great USA and make iPhones great again! Tim Cooks says “Beautiful job cutting that ribbon sir!” Panel Two: Trump admires the golden building with a huge sign on it that reads TRUMP iPHONE FACTORY. He says “And you named it after me! I am so humbled to have my great name on the first America-first iPhone factory!” Tim Cool replies “Thank YOU President Trump! You inspire all of us at Apple! Panel Three: Trump is driving away in the Beast limo waving goodbye. He says “And you built it so fast! Thanks Tim! Tim Cook says “Bye!” Panel Four: Tim Cook stands outside of the factory and says “Thank god he’s gone! now we can get to work!“ Panel Five: An aerial shot of the factory. The factory is revealed to be just a thin facade, behind which is a huge airport with many, many planes. They are about to be unloaded and cargo placed into many, many Apple transport trucks. The tiny figure of Tim Cook says ...unloading all these planes full of finished Chinese iPhones!”
May 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Maybe we should ask AI why they think people have more than 5 fingers.
May 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The finish line!
May 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Happy Mother’s Day! 🌻
May 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I think Apple Intelligence is onto something!
joyoftech.bsky.social The Joy of Tech @joyoftech.bsky.social · Apr 7
How does Apple get around Trump's Tarrifs? www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...
A characterized Apple logo is talking to an iPhone and Apple Intelligence(AI). Panel One: The Apple logo says, “Hey Apple Intelligence, How do we get around Trump’s tariffs and keep the price of Apple products down?” Panel Two: The AI answers, “How about we move our factories onto giant barges, then just float them to countries that have lower tariffs?” Panel Three: AI continues with more suggestions, “What if we declare our factories to be USA territory? They’d be little pieces of the USA and therefore no tariffs?”, and then says, “What if we lower the price of the iPhone but charge extra for apps like Safari, Mail, Camera, phone, and notes?” Apple logo is looking more despondent. Panel Four: Apple logo holds his head in his hands, as AI keeps going, “What if we sold iPhones as assemble yourself kits, so final assembly was in the USA?” and “What if we sold iPhones at cost, and just added a “give Apple a tip” button?” Panel Five: Apple is frustrated, hands in the air, “No No No! Apple intelligence, those ideas just aren’t going to fly.” AI says”Oh, you’re asking what I really think?” pauses, and says “I’ve analyzed the situation, and I’ve come to the conclusion that we are all screwed unless there’s a revolution to overthrow the current administration!” Apple Logo turns to face the reader, breaking the 4th wall and says “I never thought Siri finally getting something right would make my tummy hurt so bad!”
April 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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@maddow.msnbc.com this sign, 😂
April 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Why would any one want to buy made in USA anymore?
#boycottUSA
joyoftech.bsky.social The Joy of Tech @joyoftech.bsky.social · Apr 3
A word from the Made in the USA sticker! www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...
A Made in the USA sticker is talking on a stage. Panel One: Hey World! It’s me, the Made in USA sticker you’ve known and loved for years and years! And soon I will be even better! Everything will be made in the USA again! Panel Two: “And to do that we’re putting tariffs on the rest of the world! It’s going to make America rich again! Yeah, We were the best economy in the world a few months ago, but who’s counting?” We pull back to see an audience made of various flags of the world… Europe, UK, Canada, France, Germany, Australia, and China. Some flag from the audience throws a tomato. Panel Three: The sticker continues.. “I mean, sure, we were the shining city on the hill that the world looked up to and wanted to be like, but that’s not good enough anymore! We’re ditching the foreign aid and torching the trade deals! The hell with allies, who needs them? You know what they say, money buys respect and we will tariff it from YOU!” Insults and vegetables are being thrown at the sticker. Panel Four: The sticker is now covered in rotten vegetables and the audience is throwing more insults! “Made in the USA will be the WORLD’S GREATEST BRAND! You’ll all be clambering to buy me! That’s right! America is finally going to be respected again! Hey! I’m putting tariffs on these vegetables!”
April 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Lemonade Tariffs! www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...
A girl is operating a lemonade stand, priced $10 for a glass of lemonade. A man stops at the stand and asks about the high price. Panel One: The man asks the girl, “10 bucks for a lemonade? That seems pricey, doesn’t it?” The girl replies, “Sorry about that, it’s tariffs!” Panel Two: The man asks another question, “There are tariffs on your lemonade?”. She explains, “Yes! I had to buy the sugar from the neighbor across the street but she’s imposed a tariff on me as I’m potentially taking business away from her son, who operates a Kool-Aid stand.” Panel Three: The girl continues, “So I slapped her with a 25% retaliatory tariff on grass cutting and yard work.”, she goes on, “Then she fired me, but her lazy son won’t cut the grass, so now her house looks abandoned and it’s tanked all the neighbourhood property values.” Panel Four: The girl explains further, “So then my mom’s line of credit was lowered and that affects my allowance, so I have to charge even more for my lemonade to maintain my standard of living.” He says, “What if I paid in sugar? Could this whole tariff war be over?”
March 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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A favorite of ours from a few years ago, featuring 23andme. 😂
23 and meat!
March 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Starman protest! www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...
Panel One: An observatory spots a bright object in the sky. An astronomer inside says OMG! Do you see that? Is it a new supernova? Panel Two: “I can’t tell” say one astronomer, as a view through the telescope reveals few details. “Magnify!” say another. Panel Three: The view through the telescope reveals aliens in UFOs protesting around the Tesla car that Elon Musk sent off into space several years ago. The protesting aliens hold signs including OLIGARCHY IS FOR LOWER LIFE FORMS, Fire MUSK not ROCKETS, DOGE is INHUMAN, Send Musk to a BLACK HOLE!, ONLY DUMMIES DRIVE TESLAS, NO SWASTICARS OR SWASTIMARS!, NO SPACE NAZIS IN SPACE!. A bumper sticker on one of the UFO’s reads I THOUGHT STARMAN WAS COOL BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY.
March 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I fully support #Greenland and fully condemn US agression and talk of annexation of Greenland.
March 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Tesla’s brand is in the toilet, flushed and sunk down to the bottom of the sewer plant tank. #Tesla #Swasticar
March 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Follow along. The unraveling is happening in real time.

#DemocraticDecline #PoliticalInstability #AmericanDemocracy #WarningSigns
March 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Did you know that the #US was officially classified as having an #Anocracy back in 2020, early 2021?! That’s neither fully democracy nor autocracy. Imagine now.

I highly recommend following Barbara Walter for updates @bfwalter.bsky.social

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All democracies are fragile—here are the early signs of civil war at home and abroad
Based on her work for a CIA task force aimed at predicting civil wars, political scientist Barbara F. Walter examines the rise in extremism and threats to democracies around the globe and at home.
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March 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Financial advisers need to update their client’s plans to include food and supplies stash for when shit hits the fan because the leader of the free world is insane and is tanking their own and other countries economies, on purpose.
March 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM