i think it's so performative when someone posts about finding a bug in their salad and people are like "umm it's plants? lol why wouldn't a bug be there" like ooookkkkkaaaayyyy we get it you're the world's laid backest person

i fucking hate arugula

filmed another window shopping on shein.. i simply have to live to see this company crumble

society after i am elected president-for-life on a platform of promising to ban sale of leafblowers

ok wait actually let me be positive

sigh