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Spike
@nisferatu.bsky.social
Struggling writer
Lifelong nerd
Occasionally useful
I am slightly obsessed with #baldursgate3 photo mode
June 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
A huge thank you to Black Spring Press Group and Lee Child and @valmcdermid.bsky.social

#writer #books #scottish #reader #reacher #crimebits #crimefiction #leechild #fyp
June 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
There's a big military parade planned in America which happens to be on Trump's birthday?

What do we reckon, is Trump going to turn up in a uniform?
June 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Am I the only one who's been very slow to realise that maybe in The Last Hero, "The Bard" is a sort of stand-in for Pterry and his opinions on Heroes (that is to say Heroic Characters in Fantasy)?

#discworld #Heroes #GNUTerryPratchett
May 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I freely admit I know nothing about business at all, and Games Workshop's business strategy in particular is baffling, but the fact they haven't released Gaunt's Ghosts as a dedicated Kill Team seems like madness

#gamer #warhammer #40k #wargamer #thegreatergood #filthyxenosplayer
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The fact that the Met Gala exists during the worst cost of living crisis in modern times is some real Hunger Games shit.
May 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Controversial opinion:

I think Space Marines are the worst thing about Warhammer 40k

#gamer #wargaming #warhammer40k #thegreatergood
May 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
May 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
More game developers should take a tip from Assassin's Creed Black Flag
It basically used the same assets as the previous game but added more of the stuff people liked and a whole new story with great characters and fantastic writing...
...and only took a year to make

#gamer #leaveubisoftalone
May 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
April 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
As its Terry Pratchett's birthday and I've been working my way through the discworld audiobooks

(Please excuse the sunburn, I'm ginger and I was outside yesterday for more than 17 minutes)

#discworld #reader #Scottishaccent #GNUTerryPratchett
April 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Donald Trump is banning artificial colours.

Donald. Trump.

A man whose skin colour would be considered too garish to use on a can of energy drink.
April 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I think I'd prefer if game developers stopped trying to make incredibly expensive (and barely noticeable) improvements in graphics, and instead made a game where I get to meet loads of interesting companions and don't get restricted to only choosing three at a time.

#gamer #RPG #Oldmanyellsatcloud
April 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I have come to the conclusion that using the word "literally" is a privilege, not a right.

And most of you have not earned it

#writer #pedant #pullyoursocksup
April 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
There may come a time where I cannot remember my birthday or eveny own name

But I will ALWAYS remember 03456060973 and if I hit the numbers now I will get through
April 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I think I should get danger money for having to be around this level of stupid.
April 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
There should be a law against playing the fucking Vengaboys before 9am
April 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
"He's playing chess while everybody else is playing checkers"

Okay, but if you're playing a different game, with different rules, than everybody else, then either you're going to lose or you're just playing with yourself.
April 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Morrisons "Ripe and Ready" bananas are not
April 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Everything you need to know about Elon Musk is that he owns a rocket company, does none of the engineering or scientific calculations, has done none of the physical training or intense study required to go into space...

...but often wears the style of jacket traditionally worn by astronauts.
April 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
One of the good things about setting a game of Vampire the Masquerade in Edinburgh is that, for a city of it's size, "Auld Reekie" has an inordinate amount of, incredibly beautiful graveyards.

#TTRPG #WorldofDarkness #VampiretheMasquerade #Gamer #Storytelling #Gothic #Macabre
March 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
March 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
March 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Matilda Blanc wants to keep whisky in her glass and her ship in the air
(It’d be nice if she could pay her crew but that’s very much a third place consideration)
If she takes this job she might get her payday, but will she be able to look herself in the mirror afterwards…
#scotwriterpitch2025
March 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The seductive aura of the Vampire
The exotic, ethereal energy of the Fae
The raw, animal magnetism of the Werewolf
It can’t just be me who has thought about it…
#scotwriterpitch2025
March 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM