Nintendo Tomorrow
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Bringing you the news that Nintendo hasn't told you yet!
Bringing you the news that Nintendo hasn't told you yet!
RUMOR: Nintendo 4DS is not happening sorry gang
April 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
RUMOR: Nintendo 4DS is not happening sorry gang
REPORT: Played Mario Kart DS today pretty fun
April 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
REPORT: Played Mario Kart DS today pretty fun
HEARTWARMING: Anonymous software developer begins research into a Nintendo Switch 2 emulator in preparation for the upcoming system's pricing structure.
April 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
HEARTWARMING: Anonymous software developer begins research into a Nintendo Switch 2 emulator in preparation for the upcoming system's pricing structure.
RUMOR: Nintendo Switch 2's C button to instantly disintegrate players who press it without having a Nintendo Switch Online subscription.
April 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
RUMOR: Nintendo Switch 2's C button to instantly disintegrate players who press it without having a Nintendo Switch Online subscription.
BREAKING: Anonymous leaker reveals upcoming virtual reality platform with the codename "Nintendo ON" could still be in the works.
April 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
BREAKING: Anonymous leaker reveals upcoming virtual reality platform with the codename "Nintendo ON" could still be in the works.
BREAKING: Mario Kart 9 full trailer released today. Watch it!
April 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
BREAKING: Mario Kart 9 full trailer released today. Watch it!
REPORT: Imma be real wit you i don't know what you want me to say rn
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
REPORT: Imma be real wit you i don't know what you want me to say rn
Rumor: Nintendo Switch 1 had games. Nintendo Switch 2 to possibly have games as well.
April 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Rumor: Nintendo Switch 1 had games. Nintendo Switch 2 to possibly have games as well.
RUMOR: Nintendo Switch 2 leaks suggest that the upcoming system will be "pretty cool I guess" based on reports from my buddy Derek.
April 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
RUMOR: Nintendo Switch 2 leaks suggest that the upcoming system will be "pretty cool I guess" based on reports from my buddy Derek.
BREAKING: Last known Snake Rattle 'n' Roll fan found dead in a ditch on Saturday. Subscribe to Nintendo Switch Online to play Snake Rattle 'n' Roll on your Nintendo Switch system to support this classic gem!
March 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
BREAKING: Last known Snake Rattle 'n' Roll fan found dead in a ditch on Saturday. Subscribe to Nintendo Switch Online to play Snake Rattle 'n' Roll on your Nintendo Switch system to support this classic gem!
RUMOR: Fuckass Green Star 3 in Super Mario Galaxy 2's Flipsville Galaxy may be impossible to collect. I couldn't get that fucking star.
March 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
RUMOR: Fuckass Green Star 3 in Super Mario Galaxy 2's Flipsville Galaxy may be impossible to collect. I couldn't get that fucking star.
17 Reasons Why Nintendo Switch
March 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
17 Reasons Why Nintendo Switch
FUCKED UP: The top 4 scariest moments in Nintendo games for your viewing displeasure!
March 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
FUCKED UP: The top 4 scariest moments in Nintendo games for your viewing displeasure!
HEARTWARMING: Father sets up his child's Wii for a wonderful game night of Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
March 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
HEARTWARMING: Father sets up his child's Wii for a wonderful game night of Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
BREAKING NEWS:
March 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
REPORT: Jack Black to play Link in upcoming The Legend of Zelda film adaptation.
March 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
REPORT: Jack Black to play Link in upcoming The Legend of Zelda film adaptation.