Bagel indifference syndrome, commonly characterized by staring at bagel options but all of them look good so you don't change the recommended bagel for the sandwhich you've ordered.
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Bagel indifference syndrome, commonly characterized by staring at bagel options but all of them look good so you don't change the recommended bagel for the sandwhich you've ordered.
Febreeze seasoning
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Febreeze seasoning
War torn 2012 gold Ford Sierra Salt Life rear window decal
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
War torn 2012 gold Ford Sierra Salt Life rear window decal
Consensual falling down the stairs
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Consensual falling down the stairs
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Ask your boyfriend how often he thinks about Times New Roman.
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ask your boyfriend how often he thinks about Times New Roman.
Belzona by day, Benadryl hatman by night
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Belzona by day, Benadryl hatman by night
The front is for shenanigans, the back is for shenanigouts
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The front is for shenanigans, the back is for shenanigouts
I was just told I could be the modern day Seinfeld
October 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I was just told I could be the modern day Seinfeld
I feel like Life of a Showgirl should have sounded more like Death of a Bachelor
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I feel like Life of a Showgirl should have sounded more like Death of a Bachelor
True success is pulling into get my oil changed and not having to adjust my position. Perfection. I am perfection.
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
True success is pulling into get my oil changed and not having to adjust my position. Perfection. I am perfection.
Chewing on plastic as a child helped me build a tolerance to biting my tongue so damn hard when you talk to me I stfg
September 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Chewing on plastic as a child helped me build a tolerance to biting my tongue so damn hard when you talk to me I stfg
Wanna come over and play mermaids but I dont have a pool we got throw cups of water at each other and talk about cool rocks we like
September 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wanna come over and play mermaids but I dont have a pool we got throw cups of water at each other and talk about cool rocks we like
I swear to god if you open one more fucking tab I will unplug the entire breaker right now
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I swear to god if you open one more fucking tab I will unplug the entire breaker right now
"I may be phonetically queer but that is not my scene" -me, discussing the politics of RuPauls Drag Race
September 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"I may be phonetically queer but that is not my scene" -me, discussing the politics of RuPauls Drag Race
I was trying to make it clear I wasn't into talking by trying to evoke the flavor of permafrost but he didnt care
September 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I was trying to make it clear I wasn't into talking by trying to evoke the flavor of permafrost but he didnt care
You have a self driving car. why would you drive it like a fucking idiot? IT DRIVES ITSELF. SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE IT. LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
July 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You have a self driving car. why would you drive it like a fucking idiot? IT DRIVES ITSELF. SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE IT. LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
I am mentally and physically wearing a hat right now
June 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I am mentally and physically wearing a hat right now
Maybe she's born with it
Maybe it's Mac n Cheese
Maybe it's Mac n Cheese
June 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Maybe she's born with it
Maybe it's Mac n Cheese
Maybe it's Mac n Cheese
Mesh doors make no sense. Only slightly come in.
June 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mesh doors make no sense. Only slightly come in.
I wholeheartedly believe your music taste is shown by what FNAF music you listen to on repeat
May 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wholeheartedly believe your music taste is shown by what FNAF music you listen to on repeat
They need to start putting those fruit roll up tongue tattoos on slices of cheese
May 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
They need to start putting those fruit roll up tongue tattoos on slices of cheese
There's something poetic about seeing a tesla in the whitecastle drive thru
May 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
There's something poetic about seeing a tesla in the whitecastle drive thru
If you die in Missouri you die in real life
April 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If you die in Missouri you die in real life
Where the FUCK is West Virginia
April 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Where the FUCK is West Virginia
Crayons were the gateway drug to me eating bath and bodyworks candles
March 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Crayons were the gateway drug to me eating bath and bodyworks candles