Jem (but jingly 🔔🎀🎄)
@nineprecisely.bsky.social
"Sometimes you meet a stubborn turnip."
40 • they/them • human incarnate • differently competent
• hopeless aromantic • disaster ace • #GOcomicrochet
↓ Good Omens #fanfiction ↓
https://archiveofourown.org/users/nineprecisely/works
40 • they/them • human incarnate • differently competent
• hopeless aromantic • disaster ace • #GOcomicrochet
↓ Good Omens #fanfiction ↓
https://archiveofourown.org/users/nineprecisely/works
All I want for Christmas is to not be called a c*nt on Boxing Day, to be honest, but apparently that's too much to ask if you work in retail. Can it please be 6pm now? I have no smiles left in me.
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
All I want for Christmas is to not be called a c*nt on Boxing Day, to be honest, but apparently that's too much to ask if you work in retail. Can it please be 6pm now? I have no smiles left in me.
Far too exhausted and stupid depressed for an eight hour, chronically understaffed boxing day shift, please send... I don't even know what. The softest, most clumsily administered affections two idiots older than time can muster, in the form of roughly packaged fan fictional thoughts.
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Far too exhausted and stupid depressed for an eight hour, chronically understaffed boxing day shift, please send... I don't even know what. The softest, most clumsily administered affections two idiots older than time can muster, in the form of roughly packaged fan fictional thoughts.
I'm struggling to do the talking today and have just reached the crying at heartfelt emails sent from GO patreon accounts and LGBTQ+ companies point in proceedings, so just to say thank you all so much for the love you give my little sillies, I'm so glad they're bringing people joy. 💛
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm struggling to do the talking today and have just reached the crying at heartfelt emails sent from GO patreon accounts and LGBTQ+ companies point in proceedings, so just to say thank you all so much for the love you give my little sillies, I'm so glad they're bringing people joy. 💛
On my break at work and please, I'm begging all the humans, you knew Christmas was coming, why didn't you buy the things earlier, I'm so exhausted I could cry, please just let me go home.
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
On my break at work and please, I'm begging all the humans, you knew Christmas was coming, why didn't you buy the things earlier, I'm so exhausted I could cry, please just let me go home.
Reposted by Jem (but jingly 🔔🎀🎄)
I was saving the best till last, my furry friend! 🐇
December 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I was saving the best till last, my furry friend! 🐇
I'd like to maybe make Christmas cards from some of these next year, possibly sell them, though I'm awful at taking money off anyone so probably not. 🥲
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I'd like to maybe make Christmas cards from some of these next year, possibly sell them, though I'm awful at taking money off anyone so probably not. 🥲
I know I've posted about a million of these already, but... Look at them, I can't. 😭🎄❤️
December 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I know I've posted about a million of these already, but... Look at them, I can't. 😭🎄❤️
Dear 1AM me, you need to stop writing BEFORE you fall asleep. Yes, I'm impressed you can still make an em dash mid-snooze & where even is a seven eighths symbol? But we've spoken about this & you know you'll doze off with your thumb on delete & end up losing half a document again (again) so STOP IT.
December 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Dear 1AM me, you need to stop writing BEFORE you fall asleep. Yes, I'm impressed you can still make an em dash mid-snooze & where even is a seven eighths symbol? But we've spoken about this & you know you'll doze off with your thumb on delete & end up losing half a document again (again) so STOP IT.
Jump hug! 🤭💕
December 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Jump hug! 🤭💕
Genuinely don't think I'll survive the rest of this week's shifts without having a meltdown. I'm so exhausted. I swear the only thing holding me together right now is sellotape and pictures of tiny crochet idiots smooching in oversized jumpers. Merry Christmas, I guess.
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Genuinely don't think I'll survive the rest of this week's shifts without having a meltdown. I'm so exhausted. I swear the only thing holding me together right now is sellotape and pictures of tiny crochet idiots smooching in oversized jumpers. Merry Christmas, I guess.
🤍: My knitting tension might have been slightly off.
🖤: Little bit.
🖤: Little bit.
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
🤍: My knitting tension might have been slightly off.
🖤: Little bit.
🖤: Little bit.
Behold, my festive cock! 😌✨
December 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Behold, my festive cock! 😌✨
Our furry friend @harrytherabbit.bsky.social! ☺️🤍
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Our furry friend @harrytherabbit.bsky.social! ☺️🤍
She had balls. 😌
December 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
She had balls. 😌
STARS EVERYWHERE! ✨
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
STARS EVERYWHERE! ✨
He's lowering his antlers. 🤭❤️
December 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
He's lowering his antlers. 🤭❤️
What if we kissed under the Regent's Street angels? 😚
December 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What if we kissed under the Regent's Street angels? 😚
Reposted by Jem (but jingly 🔔🎀🎄)
Aziraphale the Priest is BACK! But there's only 75 hard copies up for grabs!
Grab yours now and have it by Valentine's Day!
usedtobehmc.etsy.com/listing/1276...
#goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #goodomens3 #aziracrow #ineffableshusbands
Grab yours now and have it by Valentine's Day!
usedtobehmc.etsy.com/listing/1276...
#goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #goodomens3 #aziracrow #ineffableshusbands
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Aziraphale the Priest is BACK! But there's only 75 hard copies up for grabs!
Grab yours now and have it by Valentine's Day!
usedtobehmc.etsy.com/listing/1276...
#goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #goodomens3 #aziracrow #ineffableshusbands
Grab yours now and have it by Valentine's Day!
usedtobehmc.etsy.com/listing/1276...
#goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #goodomens3 #aziracrow #ineffableshusbands
Mr. Brown is off to London to judge their Christmas lights. 🤨🎄 @timdownie.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Mr. Brown is off to London to judge their Christmas lights. 🤨🎄 @timdownie.bsky.social
A thread of piccies of my silly little GO tree so far, because it makes me happy. 🎄✨
December 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
A thread of piccies of my silly little GO tree so far, because it makes me happy. 🎄✨
This made me do a Crowley-esque hoppety jig when I spotted it in Sainsbury's. New life rule: if it makes you jig with childlike glee in public, buy it. ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This made me do a Crowley-esque hoppety jig when I spotted it in Sainsbury's. New life rule: if it makes you jig with childlike glee in public, buy it. ❤️
He's keeping it safe till Christmas...
@appleseeds.bsky.social ❤️
@appleseeds.bsky.social ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
He's keeping it safe till Christmas...
@appleseeds.bsky.social ❤️
@appleseeds.bsky.social ❤️
These Christmas decs from @ineffablepenguin.bsky.social are SO BEAUTIFUL in person. I wish I could photograph them better. And the necklace? Oh my goodness. It's SO SHINY. And the pin? Book Crowley, my beloved. I adore them all, thank you so much! 🥹💛
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
These Christmas decs from @ineffablepenguin.bsky.social are SO BEAUTIFUL in person. I wish I could photograph them better. And the necklace? Oh my goodness. It's SO SHINY. And the pin? Book Crowley, my beloved. I adore them all, thank you so much! 🥹💛
Festive smooch. 😘💕
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Festive smooch. 😘💕