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Jem (but jingly 🔔🎀🎄)
@nineprecisely.bsky.social
"Sometimes you meet a stubborn turnip."
40 • they/them • human incarnate • differently competent
• hopeless aromantic • disaster ace • #GOcomicrochet
↓ Good Omens #fanfiction ↓
https://archiveofourown.org/users/nineprecisely/works
All I want for Christmas is to not be called a c*nt on Boxing Day, to be honest, but apparently that's too much to ask if you work in retail. Can it please be 6pm now? I have no smiles left in me.
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Far too exhausted and stupid depressed for an eight hour, chronically understaffed boxing day shift, please send... I don't even know what. The softest, most clumsily administered affections two idiots older than time can muster, in the form of roughly packaged fan fictional thoughts.
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I'm struggling to do the talking today and have just reached the crying at heartfelt emails sent from GO patreon accounts and LGBTQ+ companies point in proceedings, so just to say thank you all so much for the love you give my little sillies, I'm so glad they're bringing people joy. 💛
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
On my break at work and please, I'm begging all the humans, you knew Christmas was coming, why didn't you buy the things earlier, I'm so exhausted I could cry, please just let me go home.
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I was saving the best till last, my furry friend! 🐇
December 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'd like to maybe make Christmas cards from some of these next year, possibly sell them, though I'm awful at taking money off anyone so probably not. 🥲
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I know I've posted about a million of these already, but... Look at them, I can't. 😭🎄❤️
December 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Dear 1AM me, you need to stop writing BEFORE you fall asleep. Yes, I'm impressed you can still make an em dash mid-snooze & where even is a seven eighths symbol? But we've spoken about this & you know you'll doze off with your thumb on delete & end up losing half a document again (again) so STOP IT.
December 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Jump hug! 🤭💕
December 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Genuinely don't think I'll survive the rest of this week's shifts without having a meltdown. I'm so exhausted. I swear the only thing holding me together right now is sellotape and pictures of tiny crochet idiots smooching in oversized jumpers. Merry Christmas, I guess.
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
🤍: My knitting tension might have been slightly off.
🖤: Little bit.
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Behold, my festive cock! 😌✨
December 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Our furry friend @harrytherabbit.bsky.social! ☺️🤍
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
She had balls. 😌
December 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
STARS EVERYWHERE! ✨
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He's lowering his antlers. 🤭❤️
December 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What if we kissed under the Regent's Street angels? 😚
December 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Aziraphale the Priest is BACK! But there's only 75 hard copies up for grabs!

Grab yours now and have it by Valentine's Day!

usedtobehmc.etsy.com/listing/1276...

#goodomens #aziraphale #crowley #goodomens3 #aziracrow #ineffableshusbands
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Mr. Brown is off to London to judge their Christmas lights. 🤨🎄 @timdownie.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
A thread of piccies of my silly little GO tree so far, because it makes me happy. 🎄✨
December 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
This made me do a Crowley-esque hoppety jig when I spotted it in Sainsbury's. New life rule: if it makes you jig with childlike glee in public, buy it. ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He's keeping it safe till Christmas...
@appleseeds.bsky.social ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
These Christmas decs from @ineffablepenguin.bsky.social are SO BEAUTIFUL in person. I wish I could photograph them better. And the necklace? Oh my goodness. It's SO SHINY. And the pin? Book Crowley, my beloved. I adore them all, thank you so much! 🥹💛
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Festive smooch. 😘💕
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM