Niko Wuyts (NAFO FELLA)
@nikowuyts.bsky.social
N.J.M. Wuyts, Writer, Artist, Traveler, Social Scientists, Entrepreneur, Disinformation Expert, Rebel King
Then again, I do have a thing for getting stabbed at once in a while.
February 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Then again, I do have a thing for getting stabbed at once in a while.
If I'd offer this to an Italian friend he'd probably stab me for high treason against pasta culture.
With or without the home made ice tea.
With or without the home made ice tea.
February 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
If I'd offer this to an Italian friend he'd probably stab me for high treason against pasta culture.
With or without the home made ice tea.
With or without the home made ice tea.
Speaking of cooking skills.
Vegan Macaroni hawaian chilli.
Hot chilipepers.
Pineapple and pineapple juice from a can.
Tomato sauce.
Dried basilicum.
Italian herbs.
It's the kind of food that's delicious when you're broke and under siege for days.
Vegan Macaroni hawaian chilli.
Hot chilipepers.
Pineapple and pineapple juice from a can.
Tomato sauce.
Dried basilicum.
Italian herbs.
It's the kind of food that's delicious when you're broke and under siege for days.
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Speaking of cooking skills.
Vegan Macaroni hawaian chilli.
Hot chilipepers.
Pineapple and pineapple juice from a can.
Tomato sauce.
Dried basilicum.
Italian herbs.
It's the kind of food that's delicious when you're broke and under siege for days.
Vegan Macaroni hawaian chilli.
Hot chilipepers.
Pineapple and pineapple juice from a can.
Tomato sauce.
Dried basilicum.
Italian herbs.
It's the kind of food that's delicious when you're broke and under siege for days.
But I'm sure there's people funnier, there's people more good looking and there's people with better cooking skills.
February 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
But I'm sure there's people funnier, there's people more good looking and there's people with better cooking skills.
I do wonder if she could find someone braver than me though?
Or someone better at inconvenional tactics, but those are some pretty niche skills, you know...
Or someone better at inconvenional tactics, but those are some pretty niche skills, you know...
February 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I do wonder if she could find someone braver than me though?
Or someone better at inconvenional tactics, but those are some pretty niche skills, you know...
Or someone better at inconvenional tactics, but those are some pretty niche skills, you know...
Well I guess I could learn how to drive again if I have a little room in my budget.
I can stay off the drugs for a bit.
I concede that point.
I can stay off the drugs for a bit.
I concede that point.
February 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Well I guess I could learn how to drive again if I have a little room in my budget.
I can stay off the drugs for a bit.
I concede that point.
I can stay off the drugs for a bit.
I concede that point.
My only defense is, they would probably outclass me all in their own category, but they wouldn't be me.
And that's all I have.
And that's all I have.
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My only defense is, they would probably outclass me all in their own category, but they wouldn't be me.
And that's all I have.
And that's all I have.
She could choose any established artists and he'd probably have much better drawing skills than me.
She could choose any entrepreneur and he'd probably be a lot richer than me.
That's what everyone around me keeps telling me.
She could choose any entrepreneur and he'd probably be a lot richer than me.
That's what everyone around me keeps telling me.
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
She could choose any established artists and he'd probably have much better drawing skills than me.
She could choose any entrepreneur and he'd probably be a lot richer than me.
That's what everyone around me keeps telling me.
She could choose any entrepreneur and he'd probably be a lot richer than me.
That's what everyone around me keeps telling me.
You know what drains my confidence the most on days of doubt?
She could choose someone from the special forces and he'd probably be a lot tougher than me.
She could choose any athlete and he'd probably have a much better physical condition than me.
She could choose someone from the special forces and he'd probably be a lot tougher than me.
She could choose any athlete and he'd probably have a much better physical condition than me.
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
You know what drains my confidence the most on days of doubt?
She could choose someone from the special forces and he'd probably be a lot tougher than me.
She could choose any athlete and he'd probably have a much better physical condition than me.
She could choose someone from the special forces and he'd probably be a lot tougher than me.
She could choose any athlete and he'd probably have a much better physical condition than me.
How do you like this one?
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
How do you like this one?
Anyone else prebunking today?
February 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Anyone else prebunking today?
Anyone interested in this one?
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Anyone interested in this one?
My newest meme bomb.
February 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
My newest meme bomb.
Even if you live in a country not directly participating in one of the ongoing wars and never have to fight, countless young men will be forced to suffer cold, hunger, thirst and exhaustion for no other purpose than preparing for the most unnecessary of human activities.
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Even if you live in a country not directly participating in one of the ongoing wars and never have to fight, countless young men will be forced to suffer cold, hunger, thirst and exhaustion for no other purpose than preparing for the most unnecessary of human activities.
None of that shit.
Clear rules of engagement and a clear and targeted assassination doctrine.
That shouldn't be that hard, no?
Clear rules of engagement and a clear and targeted assassination doctrine.
That shouldn't be that hard, no?
February 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
None of that shit.
Clear rules of engagement and a clear and targeted assassination doctrine.
That shouldn't be that hard, no?
Clear rules of engagement and a clear and targeted assassination doctrine.
That shouldn't be that hard, no?
On an unrelated topic.
I think NATO would benefit from clear rules engagement for assassinations.
The weakness of the Niko-doctrine would be in blurring the line between war, hybrid war, and merely diplomatic tensions.
The rational being, if there's no clear starting point the doctrine fails.
I think NATO would benefit from clear rules engagement for assassinations.
The weakness of the Niko-doctrine would be in blurring the line between war, hybrid war, and merely diplomatic tensions.
The rational being, if there's no clear starting point the doctrine fails.
February 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
On an unrelated topic.
I think NATO would benefit from clear rules engagement for assassinations.
The weakness of the Niko-doctrine would be in blurring the line between war, hybrid war, and merely diplomatic tensions.
The rational being, if there's no clear starting point the doctrine fails.
I think NATO would benefit from clear rules engagement for assassinations.
The weakness of the Niko-doctrine would be in blurring the line between war, hybrid war, and merely diplomatic tensions.
The rational being, if there's no clear starting point the doctrine fails.
Let this be the Niko-doctrine:
"The first person you target in any war, should the person responsible for starting said war."
I believe that to be self-evident.
"The first person you target in any war, should the person responsible for starting said war."
I believe that to be self-evident.
February 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Let this be the Niko-doctrine:
"The first person you target in any war, should the person responsible for starting said war."
I believe that to be self-evident.
"The first person you target in any war, should the person responsible for starting said war."
I believe that to be self-evident.
I believe in the following statement:
"War shouldn't exist, so we should invest in the capacity to most efficiently destroy anyone who would curse us with it."
"War shouldn't exist, so we should invest in the capacity to most efficiently destroy anyone who would curse us with it."
February 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I believe in the following statement:
"War shouldn't exist, so we should invest in the capacity to most efficiently destroy anyone who would curse us with it."
"War shouldn't exist, so we should invest in the capacity to most efficiently destroy anyone who would curse us with it."
Infiltrate Every Movement. A common ruZZian tactic.
Can you imagine how powerful and self destructive to one's capacity to defend themselves the following narrative is:
"War ought not to exist, so we shouldn't invest anything into the capacity to wage it."
Can you imagine how powerful and self destructive to one's capacity to defend themselves the following narrative is:
"War ought not to exist, so we shouldn't invest anything into the capacity to wage it."
February 16, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Infiltrate Every Movement. A common ruZZian tactic.
Can you imagine how powerful and self destructive to one's capacity to defend themselves the following narrative is:
"War ought not to exist, so we shouldn't invest anything into the capacity to wage it."
Can you imagine how powerful and self destructive to one's capacity to defend themselves the following narrative is:
"War ought not to exist, so we shouldn't invest anything into the capacity to wage it."
Those are the people I want to kill.
Far away from any battlefield before they ever have the chance to launch a war, because I fucking hate sitting in the cold being a target.
Far away from any battlefield before they ever have the chance to launch a war, because I fucking hate sitting in the cold being a target.
February 16, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Those are the people I want to kill.
Far away from any battlefield before they ever have the chance to launch a war, because I fucking hate sitting in the cold being a target.
Far away from any battlefield before they ever have the chance to launch a war, because I fucking hate sitting in the cold being a target.
As a warrior in the information space I despise the narrative that Investing in the capacity to wage war is an investment we collectively make because we want war.
Any man in his right mind would hate war.
Yet, still some people, with no intentions of doing the suffering keep pushing exactly that.
Any man in his right mind would hate war.
Yet, still some people, with no intentions of doing the suffering keep pushing exactly that.
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
As a warrior in the information space I despise the narrative that Investing in the capacity to wage war is an investment we collectively make because we want war.
Any man in his right mind would hate war.
Yet, still some people, with no intentions of doing the suffering keep pushing exactly that.
Any man in his right mind would hate war.
Yet, still some people, with no intentions of doing the suffering keep pushing exactly that.
I fucking hate cold, I hate hunger, I hate thirst, I hate a chronic lack of sleep, I hate loneliness and boredom.
Suffering through them serves no inherent purpose other than getting used to them.
It does not create, nor holds any value other than the capacity to weather them.
Suffering through them serves no inherent purpose other than getting used to them.
It does not create, nor holds any value other than the capacity to weather them.
February 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I fucking hate cold, I hate hunger, I hate thirst, I hate a chronic lack of sleep, I hate loneliness and boredom.
Suffering through them serves no inherent purpose other than getting used to them.
It does not create, nor holds any value other than the capacity to weather them.
Suffering through them serves no inherent purpose other than getting used to them.
It does not create, nor holds any value other than the capacity to weather them.
War ought not to exist.
Sadly it does.
Soldiers ought not to be necessary.
Sadly, they are.
Sadly it does.
Soldiers ought not to be necessary.
Sadly, they are.
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
War ought not to exist.
Sadly it does.
Soldiers ought not to be necessary.
Sadly, they are.
Sadly it does.
Soldiers ought not to be necessary.
Sadly, they are.
Sadly one cannot go from an "ought" to an "is."
February 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Sadly one cannot go from an "ought" to an "is."