#FridayShareASmile
#24smilesadventcalendar
Grandad drinks beer.
Kid: "Can I try?"
Grandad: "Can your dick touch your arse?"
"No."
"No beer."
Same with cigar.
Later, kid eating fairy cakes.
Grandad: "Gimme one!"
Kid: "Can YOUR dick touch your arse?"
"Yes!"
"Then go fuck yourself. Granny made 'em for me!"
😆🤣
Grandad drinks beer.
Kid: "Can I try?"
Grandad: "Can your dick touch your arse?"
"No."
"No beer."
Same with cigar.
Later, kid eating fairy cakes.
Grandad: "Gimme one!"
Kid: "Can YOUR dick touch your arse?"
"Yes!"
"Then go fuck yourself. Granny made 'em for me!"
😆🤣
#sandiego #sdca #oceanbeach #beach #surfing #sunset #obpier #landscapes_lovers #photography
#sandiego #sdca #oceanbeach #beach #surfing #sunset #obpier #landscapes_lovers #photography
#utah #desert #landscape #photography #moab
#utah #desert #landscape #photography #moab
A Darlington bound service calls at a cold and snowy West Auckland. I bet it’s lovely and warm on that DMU ❄️❄️❄️
📷 P Jay
A Darlington bound service calls at a cold and snowy West Auckland. I bet it’s lovely and warm on that DMU ❄️❄️❄️
📷 P Jay
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HSTs on platforms 4 and 3b wait to depart north whilst a p-way gang clear snow from the points on the Sheffield ladder using a tea pot from the mess room on platform 3a!
#Doncaster #Yorkshire #UKSnow
📷 R Varley
HSTs on platforms 4 and 3b wait to depart north whilst a p-way gang clear snow from the points on the Sheffield ladder using a tea pot from the mess room on platform 3a!
#Doncaster #Yorkshire #UKSnow
📷 R Varley
Here’s the photo, alongside one I took from my back porch in Chicago, of all places, back in November. 🧪 🔭 ⚛️
Here’s the photo, alongside one I took from my back porch in Chicago, of all places, back in November. 🧪 🔭 ⚛️
Just a heads up...
I've done two #FridayShareASmile posts and had only one or two smiley photos and emojis (thank you to those) but photos preferred.
I'll try again on Friday and hope one or two of you will join in.
I'll #repost ALL.
If not, fine, I'll try again the following Friday 😆 🤣
Just a heads up...
I've done two #FridayShareASmile posts and had only one or two smiley photos and emojis (thank you to those) but photos preferred.
I'll try again on Friday and hope one or two of you will join in.
I'll #repost ALL.
If not, fine, I'll try again the following Friday 😆 🤣
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#skycle
#deer #buck #winter
“ #Oddball Eau De Parfum repels most people,” the assistant said.
“Perfect.” I snapped it up.
But I’m still trailed by oddballs, just like before.
Maybe it was never the perfume… #vss365