Nikki Crocell
@nikkicrocell.bsky.social
Eccentric cat lady & math enthusiast.
(Not a badass MC, tho)
TST IA | Engineer | ADHD | Crone
(Not a badass MC, tho)
TST IA | Engineer | ADHD | Crone
Not the platform I'd choose for my gubernatorial campaign, but to each their own.
August 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Not the platform I'd choose for my gubernatorial campaign, but to each their own.
Ok, internet. I touched grass. And dirt and a bunch of viney weeds. Where's my fucking serotonin!?
August 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ok, internet. I touched grass. And dirt and a bunch of viney weeds. Where's my fucking serotonin!?
People out here on the east side shooting off fireworks like there's anything left to celebrate.
July 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
People out here on the east side shooting off fireworks like there's anything left to celebrate.
I honestly hadn't realized how much Target's remodel affected my shopping experience until I saw this. It's truly awful. No wonder I stopped going there.
This video does a great job laying out Target's downfall. It isn't *just* DEI, but bowing to Trump was not helping.
This video does a great job laying out Target's downfall. It isn't *just* DEI, but bowing to Trump was not helping.
I forgot to post the video:
a target data story
YouTube video by Angela Collier
youtu.be
May 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I honestly hadn't realized how much Target's remodel affected my shopping experience until I saw this. It's truly awful. No wonder I stopped going there.
This video does a great job laying out Target's downfall. It isn't *just* DEI, but bowing to Trump was not helping.
This video does a great job laying out Target's downfall. It isn't *just* DEI, but bowing to Trump was not helping.
Can we, like, start a conspiracy theory that Satan's army of demons have escaped hell to destroy god's world? Say that they feed on carbon dioxide and methane, so the way to fight them is to starve them of carbon emissions?
April 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Can we, like, start a conspiracy theory that Satan's army of demons have escaped hell to destroy god's world? Say that they feed on carbon dioxide and methane, so the way to fight them is to starve them of carbon emissions?
Slow orange biscuits for Caturday
April 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Slow orange biscuits for Caturday
He's alive!
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
He's alive!
Does anyone else keep mixing up Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi? They're both bleach blonde and they both communicate by yelling key words over and over again.
April 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Does anyone else keep mixing up Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi? They're both bleach blonde and they both communicate by yelling key words over and over again.
Threads like this fascinate and horrify me.
Why do democrats ignore the fact that courts twice found Abrego Garcia was a ms-13 gang member but constantly make posts on Reddit saying there is no evidence against him? Why can’t they do the bare m...
www.reddit.com
April 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Threads like this fascinate and horrify me.
I totally understand why SignalGate happened.
It doesn't matter how much time and energy you spend setting up custom self-hosted tools for your organization. Or preaching about opsec.
People will never give up the convenience of plopping info in a group chat from their phone.
It doesn't matter how much time and energy you spend setting up custom self-hosted tools for your organization. Or preaching about opsec.
People will never give up the convenience of plopping info in a group chat from their phone.
April 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I totally understand why SignalGate happened.
It doesn't matter how much time and energy you spend setting up custom self-hosted tools for your organization. Or preaching about opsec.
People will never give up the convenience of plopping info in a group chat from their phone.
It doesn't matter how much time and energy you spend setting up custom self-hosted tools for your organization. Or preaching about opsec.
People will never give up the convenience of plopping info in a group chat from their phone.
Oh, there is a formula for the reciprocal tariffs. Let's have a look.
"Let ε<0"
👀
"The price elasticity of import demand, ε, was set at 4."
🤨
"The elasticity of import prices with respect to tariffs, φ, is 0.25."
🤣
#trumptariffs #tariffs
"Let ε<0"
👀
"The price elasticity of import demand, ε, was set at 4."
🤨
"The elasticity of import prices with respect to tariffs, φ, is 0.25."
🤣
#trumptariffs #tariffs
April 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Oh, there is a formula for the reciprocal tariffs. Let's have a look.
"Let ε<0"
👀
"The price elasticity of import demand, ε, was set at 4."
🤨
"The elasticity of import prices with respect to tariffs, φ, is 0.25."
🤣
#trumptariffs #tariffs
"Let ε<0"
👀
"The price elasticity of import demand, ε, was set at 4."
🤨
"The elasticity of import prices with respect to tariffs, φ, is 0.25."
🤣
#trumptariffs #tariffs
I picked Super Mario 3D World back up because I didn't finish it when I played it years ago. I got sooooo close to the end. When I saw this screen I was so excited... and then I timed out. 😭
April 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I picked Super Mario 3D World back up because I didn't finish it when I played it years ago. I got sooooo close to the end. When I saw this screen I was so excited... and then I timed out. 😭
April 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Krystal face-planted in a pile of blankets and making biscuits.
#catsofbluesky #cats #tripodkitties #kitties
#catsofbluesky #cats #tripodkitties #kitties
April 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Krystal face-planted in a pile of blankets and making biscuits.
#catsofbluesky #cats #tripodkitties #kitties
#catsofbluesky #cats #tripodkitties #kitties
It's 4 am: time to stare at the ceiling and go through a highlights reel of bad life decisions.
March 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
It's 4 am: time to stare at the ceiling and go through a highlights reel of bad life decisions.
Did DEI blow up the SpaceX craft too?
March 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Did DEI blow up the SpaceX craft too?
My cat is, quite literally, the only reason I get out of bed most days. She will meow/pur in my ear and tap my nose with her paw until I get up. I think she's the only one who would notice if I died, tbh.
March 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
My cat is, quite literally, the only reason I get out of bed most days. She will meow/pur in my ear and tap my nose with her paw until I get up. I think she's the only one who would notice if I died, tbh.
Hey US whiskey industry--
What did you think was going to happen?
Ontario (or Canada as a whole) didn't start this fight. Trump did.
What did you think was going to happen?
Ontario (or Canada as a whole) didn't start this fight. Trump did.
March 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hey US whiskey industry--
What did you think was going to happen?
Ontario (or Canada as a whole) didn't start this fight. Trump did.
What did you think was going to happen?
Ontario (or Canada as a whole) didn't start this fight. Trump did.
I've been thinking for a while--what do people think "the government" is? Republicans constantly talk about cutting it, but their voters don't understand that the USDA is part of "the government"?
March 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I've been thinking for a while--what do people think "the government" is? Republicans constantly talk about cutting it, but their voters don't understand that the USDA is part of "the government"?
I need to get up but I would be committing a crime.
March 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I need to get up but I would be committing a crime.
Internet browsing with unmedicated ADHD:
I search duckduckgo for tips on completing a difficult level on an old Mario game, then find myself watching a lecture on high energy physics an hour later.
God I wish I could focus, gaaahhh. I got shit to do.
I search duckduckgo for tips on completing a difficult level on an old Mario game, then find myself watching a lecture on high energy physics an hour later.
God I wish I could focus, gaaahhh. I got shit to do.
March 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Internet browsing with unmedicated ADHD:
I search duckduckgo for tips on completing a difficult level on an old Mario game, then find myself watching a lecture on high energy physics an hour later.
God I wish I could focus, gaaahhh. I got shit to do.
I search duckduckgo for tips on completing a difficult level on an old Mario game, then find myself watching a lecture on high energy physics an hour later.
God I wish I could focus, gaaahhh. I got shit to do.
February 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
For the first time in my life, I got a BAGGED vacuum cleaner. Holy shit y'all, the difference is insane. I vacuumed my bedroom ceiling to floor and didn't sneeze once.
There is now a noticeable difference in air quality between my bedroom and my living room.
#springcleaning
There is now a noticeable difference in air quality between my bedroom and my living room.
#springcleaning
February 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
For the first time in my life, I got a BAGGED vacuum cleaner. Holy shit y'all, the difference is insane. I vacuumed my bedroom ceiling to floor and didn't sneeze once.
There is now a noticeable difference in air quality between my bedroom and my living room.
#springcleaning
There is now a noticeable difference in air quality between my bedroom and my living room.
#springcleaning
Krystal is grateful for the warm weather because it means open windows!
BTW: She sits a little funny because she is a tripod kitty--she was born missing a foot.
#catsofbluesky #cats #tripodcats
BTW: She sits a little funny because she is a tripod kitty--she was born missing a foot.
#catsofbluesky #cats #tripodcats
February 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Krystal is grateful for the warm weather because it means open windows!
BTW: She sits a little funny because she is a tripod kitty--she was born missing a foot.
#catsofbluesky #cats #tripodcats
BTW: She sits a little funny because she is a tripod kitty--she was born missing a foot.
#catsofbluesky #cats #tripodcats
Canada/US relations right now.
I'm sorry Yankees, but get fucked before we torch your white house again, eh.
I'm sorry Yankees, but get fucked before we torch your white house again, eh.
February 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Canada/US relations right now.
I'm sorry Yankees, but get fucked before we torch your white house again, eh.
I'm sorry Yankees, but get fucked before we torch your white house again, eh.