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Nico is attempting to survive winter (they/them)
@nicowylde.bsky.social
Trad-published writer of transgressive dystopian fiction, poetry and prose + reviews | 🏳️‍⚧️ (Enby) | 🏳️‍🌈 (Pan) | 🐈‍⬛ (Void - Princess) | 🌛🌞🌜 (1st Degree) |
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Elevator pitch for my novel “Firas is dead (?)” Currently querying so if you are an agent please reach out! #skywriters #skyauthors #agentneeded #novel #workinprogress #amwriting
Imagine saying the person that might go on to save your life doesn’t deserve more money jfc
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Look all I’m saying is if it’s Charlie XCX that awakens a whole bunch of baby goths to creepy spoken word music then I absolutely won’t be mad about it
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Who the fuck is Madeline
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Well that Lilly Allen album went off after about three songs as a whole bucket of triggering nope.
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Reminder that you can experience my ultimate secret (I look scary dog but am actually a silly little guy) via this amazing recap of August Underground’s Mordum with @padz1312.bsky.social we recorded a couple of weeks ago!
NEW EPISODE IS OUT!!

@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum

open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
Ep 3- Patrizia and Nico go sicko mode (August Underground's Mordum)
open.spotify.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
On Monday I hugged Ronald Hutton goodbye after his Pan lecture. Last night I listened to Maxine Sanders talk about a reissue of Alex Sanders lectures illustrated by my friend Jason Atomic. No job and repeated nos is tough, but oh I would not get bored if I suddenly got so rich I didn’t need to work.
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Dragula be like:
*Sigourney talks shit*
Everyone: why you gotta be such a b*tcn smh
* Sigourney goes quiet to work on her outfit*
Everyone: why you being so quiet you b*tch
October 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Economists: ‘Inflation did not go up’
Me, standing in my local Sainsbury’s that they just reorganised to put the most stolen items at the back - staring at the security tab on the olive oil: ‘Sure buddy, sure’
October 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Update. Kitchen Alexa deciding to tell me who various CEOs are. Never has my kitchen lighting been more appropriate. Is this the tech apocalypse and does that mean I can stop job hunting?
October 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Alexa down. House in chaos. Radio playing to an empty bedroom. Thankfully lights on hue so separate app for when I leave but HA
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Also here’s me on my birthday. I lost three stone and yes I feel better for it and no I am not in trouble I have just been on the weight loss jabs (for other reasons, but a welcome side effect)
October 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Real boring bitch hours but I switched over to Korean skin care at the start of the month and two weeks in I can finally get away with no heavy foundation casual day to day again and I am absolutely delighted
October 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Reposting this till you skeet me back saying you’ve listened to it
NEW EPISODE IS OUT!!

@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum

open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
Ep 3- Patrizia and Nico go sicko mode (August Underground's Mordum)
open.spotify.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Steven Fry when being chained up “I’ve forgotten my safe word that means call my agent” lol
October 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Look I know it’s not the point right but who runs up £900 of drugs debt whilst they are LITERALLY in jail
October 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Reposted by Nico is attempting to survive winter (they/them)
NEW EPISODE IS OUT!!

@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum

open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
Ep 3- Patrizia and Nico go sicko mode (August Underground's Mordum)
open.spotify.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Had the most amazing time with my girl Padz on @ththpodcast.bsky.social - get it in your ears NOW! (NSFW - but you do get to hear me talk about my VCH)
NEW EPISODE IS OUT!!

@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum

open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
Ep 3- Patrizia and Nico go sicko mode (August Underground's Mordum)
open.spotify.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I bloody love the word netizen tho. Excellent word.
October 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Listening to podcast hosts describe VHS tapes appearance makes my back hurt 😭
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Me, overstimulated, jumping up and down with my hue lights automatically the colour of the series 2 trailer, showing my girlfriend Hazbin Hotel - “NO YOU CANNOT FUCK THE RADIO DEMON HE IS A-SEXUAL” #hazbinhotel #awhatnow #howamigoingtoexplainthistoamir
October 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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I've had 0 direct sales this month 💀
Please help me avoid my first 0 sales month on all platforms by buying my queer, slow-burn erotic gothic horror book 🥺🥺
~it's on 'zon, kobo, itch, d2d & more
mylord.shimaira.com

Art by @hollybunn.bsky.social 🥰
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September 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Day one of crashing out until an #agent picks up this #novel #amquerying #writer #youcouldnever #imokreallythisisfakechaos
September 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Wayward is fun so far. More transmasc main characters please.
September 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I kneel to no man
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM