Nico is attempting to survive winter (they/them)
@nicowylde.bsky.social
Trad-published writer of transgressive dystopian fiction, poetry and prose + reviews | 🏳️⚧️ (Enby) | 🏳️🌈 (Pan) | 🐈⬛ (Void - Princess) | 🌛🌞🌜 (1st Degree) |
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Elevator pitch for my novel “Firas is dead (?)” Currently querying so if you are an agent please reach out! #skywriters #skyauthors #agentneeded #novel #workinprogress #amwriting
Imagine saying the person that might go on to save your life doesn’t deserve more money jfc
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Imagine saying the person that might go on to save your life doesn’t deserve more money jfc
Look all I’m saying is if it’s Charlie XCX that awakens a whole bunch of baby goths to creepy spoken word music then I absolutely won’t be mad about it
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look all I’m saying is if it’s Charlie XCX that awakens a whole bunch of baby goths to creepy spoken word music then I absolutely won’t be mad about it
Who the fuck is Madeline
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Who the fuck is Madeline
Well that Lilly Allen album went off after about three songs as a whole bucket of triggering nope.
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Well that Lilly Allen album went off after about three songs as a whole bucket of triggering nope.
Reminder that you can experience my ultimate secret (I look scary dog but am actually a silly little guy) via this amazing recap of August Underground’s Mordum with @padz1312.bsky.social we recorded a couple of weeks ago!
NEW EPISODE IS OUT!!
@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum
open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum
open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
Ep 3- Patrizia and Nico go sicko mode (August Underground's Mordum)
open.spotify.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Reminder that you can experience my ultimate secret (I look scary dog but am actually a silly little guy) via this amazing recap of August Underground’s Mordum with @padz1312.bsky.social we recorded a couple of weeks ago!
On Monday I hugged Ronald Hutton goodbye after his Pan lecture. Last night I listened to Maxine Sanders talk about a reissue of Alex Sanders lectures illustrated by my friend Jason Atomic. No job and repeated nos is tough, but oh I would not get bored if I suddenly got so rich I didn’t need to work.
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
On Monday I hugged Ronald Hutton goodbye after his Pan lecture. Last night I listened to Maxine Sanders talk about a reissue of Alex Sanders lectures illustrated by my friend Jason Atomic. No job and repeated nos is tough, but oh I would not get bored if I suddenly got so rich I didn’t need to work.
Dragula be like:
*Sigourney talks shit*
Everyone: why you gotta be such a b*tcn smh
* Sigourney goes quiet to work on her outfit*
Everyone: why you being so quiet you b*tch
*Sigourney talks shit*
Everyone: why you gotta be such a b*tcn smh
* Sigourney goes quiet to work on her outfit*
Everyone: why you being so quiet you b*tch
October 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Dragula be like:
*Sigourney talks shit*
Everyone: why you gotta be such a b*tcn smh
* Sigourney goes quiet to work on her outfit*
Everyone: why you being so quiet you b*tch
*Sigourney talks shit*
Everyone: why you gotta be such a b*tcn smh
* Sigourney goes quiet to work on her outfit*
Everyone: why you being so quiet you b*tch
Economists: ‘Inflation did not go up’
Me, standing in my local Sainsbury’s that they just reorganised to put the most stolen items at the back - staring at the security tab on the olive oil: ‘Sure buddy, sure’
Me, standing in my local Sainsbury’s that they just reorganised to put the most stolen items at the back - staring at the security tab on the olive oil: ‘Sure buddy, sure’
October 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Economists: ‘Inflation did not go up’
Me, standing in my local Sainsbury’s that they just reorganised to put the most stolen items at the back - staring at the security tab on the olive oil: ‘Sure buddy, sure’
Me, standing in my local Sainsbury’s that they just reorganised to put the most stolen items at the back - staring at the security tab on the olive oil: ‘Sure buddy, sure’
Update. Kitchen Alexa deciding to tell me who various CEOs are. Never has my kitchen lighting been more appropriate. Is this the tech apocalypse and does that mean I can stop job hunting?
October 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Update. Kitchen Alexa deciding to tell me who various CEOs are. Never has my kitchen lighting been more appropriate. Is this the tech apocalypse and does that mean I can stop job hunting?
Alexa down. House in chaos. Radio playing to an empty bedroom. Thankfully lights on hue so separate app for when I leave but HA
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Alexa down. House in chaos. Radio playing to an empty bedroom. Thankfully lights on hue so separate app for when I leave but HA
Also here’s me on my birthday. I lost three stone and yes I feel better for it and no I am not in trouble I have just been on the weight loss jabs (for other reasons, but a welcome side effect)
October 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Also here’s me on my birthday. I lost three stone and yes I feel better for it and no I am not in trouble I have just been on the weight loss jabs (for other reasons, but a welcome side effect)
Real boring bitch hours but I switched over to Korean skin care at the start of the month and two weeks in I can finally get away with no heavy foundation casual day to day again and I am absolutely delighted
October 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Real boring bitch hours but I switched over to Korean skin care at the start of the month and two weeks in I can finally get away with no heavy foundation casual day to day again and I am absolutely delighted
Reposting this till you skeet me back saying you’ve listened to it
NEW EPISODE IS OUT!!
@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum
open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum
open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
Ep 3- Patrizia and Nico go sicko mode (August Underground's Mordum)
open.spotify.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Reposting this till you skeet me back saying you’ve listened to it
Steven Fry when being chained up “I’ve forgotten my safe word that means call my agent” lol
October 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Steven Fry when being chained up “I’ve forgotten my safe word that means call my agent” lol
Look I know it’s not the point right but who runs up £900 of drugs debt whilst they are LITERALLY in jail
October 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Look I know it’s not the point right but who runs up £900 of drugs debt whilst they are LITERALLY in jail
Reposted by Nico is attempting to survive winter (they/them)
NEW EPISODE IS OUT!!
@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum
open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum
open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
Ep 3- Patrizia and Nico go sicko mode (August Underground's Mordum)
open.spotify.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
NEW EPISODE IS OUT!!
@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum
open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum
open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
Had the most amazing time with my girl Padz on @ththpodcast.bsky.social - get it in your ears NOW! (NSFW - but you do get to hear me talk about my VCH)
NEW EPISODE IS OUT!!
@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum
open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
@nicowylde.bsky.social and I subjected ourselves to psychic damage for the sake of content, by watching August Underground's Mordum
open.spotify.com/episode/2haj...
Ep 3- Patrizia and Nico go sicko mode (August Underground's Mordum)
open.spotify.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Had the most amazing time with my girl Padz on @ththpodcast.bsky.social - get it in your ears NOW! (NSFW - but you do get to hear me talk about my VCH)
I bloody love the word netizen tho. Excellent word.
October 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I bloody love the word netizen tho. Excellent word.
Listening to podcast hosts describe VHS tapes appearance makes my back hurt 😭
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Listening to podcast hosts describe VHS tapes appearance makes my back hurt 😭
Me, overstimulated, jumping up and down with my hue lights automatically the colour of the series 2 trailer, showing my girlfriend Hazbin Hotel - “NO YOU CANNOT FUCK THE RADIO DEMON HE IS A-SEXUAL” #hazbinhotel #awhatnow #howamigoingtoexplainthistoamir
October 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Me, overstimulated, jumping up and down with my hue lights automatically the colour of the series 2 trailer, showing my girlfriend Hazbin Hotel - “NO YOU CANNOT FUCK THE RADIO DEMON HE IS A-SEXUAL” #hazbinhotel #awhatnow #howamigoingtoexplainthistoamir
Reposted by Nico is attempting to survive winter (they/them)
I've had 0 direct sales this month 💀
Please help me avoid my first 0 sales month on all platforms by buying my queer, slow-burn erotic gothic horror book 🥺🥺
~it's on 'zon, kobo, itch, d2d & more
mylord.shimaira.com
Art by @hollybunn.bsky.social 🥰
~
🖤📚😱🌈📚💙📢📚🌍🌶️📚🩸🌈💜
Please help me avoid my first 0 sales month on all platforms by buying my queer, slow-burn erotic gothic horror book 🥺🥺
~it's on 'zon, kobo, itch, d2d & more
mylord.shimaira.com
Art by @hollybunn.bsky.social 🥰
~
🖤📚😱🌈📚💙📢📚🌍🌶️📚🩸🌈💜
September 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I've had 0 direct sales this month 💀
Please help me avoid my first 0 sales month on all platforms by buying my queer, slow-burn erotic gothic horror book 🥺🥺
~it's on 'zon, kobo, itch, d2d & more
mylord.shimaira.com
Art by @hollybunn.bsky.social 🥰
~
🖤📚😱🌈📚💙📢📚🌍🌶️📚🩸🌈💜
Please help me avoid my first 0 sales month on all platforms by buying my queer, slow-burn erotic gothic horror book 🥺🥺
~it's on 'zon, kobo, itch, d2d & more
mylord.shimaira.com
Art by @hollybunn.bsky.social 🥰
~
🖤📚😱🌈📚💙📢📚🌍🌶️📚🩸🌈💜
Day one of crashing out until an #agent picks up this #novel #amquerying #writer #youcouldnever #imokreallythisisfakechaos
September 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Day one of crashing out until an #agent picks up this #novel #amquerying #writer #youcouldnever #imokreallythisisfakechaos
Wayward is fun so far. More transmasc main characters please.
September 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Wayward is fun so far. More transmasc main characters please.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
I kneel to no man
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I kneel to no man