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nicole
@nicoleunfrtntly.bsky.social
game dev, musician, slowly drowning specimen, and a rock-hard maniac ☆
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ugh give me another stroke of genius, johnny! I'm about to have a eureka in my urethra!
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Lesbian vampire asking to smell your perfume and biting your neck do the real yuri fans approve?
October 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
that one friend whos too doomed: "idk i feel like everything bad keeps happening to me"
October 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Based Nicole: Nicole Fortunately
September 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Women think im Chopped women come to me and they go "how much tylenol did your mother take" and i say "2 bottles a week" and the women they are very beautiful but they dont like my swag and autism they dont the women dont
September 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
trying to find that one image where my friend mentioned diet coke one time so i made a diet coke soyjak to reply to him with
September 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Israelposting . new term. Thats what im calling it. credit me in any future youse
September 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"nikki never post again im so serious" My haters will fall. Allah will smite you Anpersnad And your crops will face famine. and drought while we r at it #IDontGAF
September 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
large breasts were a gift from heaven and our Lord, and Netanyahu is a curse from Lucifer #AmenBrother
September 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
me: and what do we say to the nice stranger, son
my son wearing a mickey mouse headband: sorry I don't really get into politics like that
September 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I think Slimecicle was onto something with "I Am Goont" . I think he could save Israel from the grasp of the devil
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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#promosky

hello i haven’t done one of these in a while

ampersnad

#objectum extraordinare, baby #retro collector [2 CRTs, WinVista Compaq Presario, 1984 IBM Selectric Typewriter, a few more trinkets and always searching]

#ocsky — i like to write little freaks

hashtag central over here
September 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i dont even play videogames #UnreleaseSilksong
September 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
telling my friends i need a xanax as I pull alkaseltzer out of my pocket
September 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Panty & Stocking but they're both like 40-50 instead and the show would be 200/10 for me.
September 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
me: is hell really warm? would i kill to experience the warmth of a final destination? oh, for i must! the heats of lucifers land reach for me, only to grab and scald my palm...

my nonverbal 17 year old daughter in the backseat of my 2001 Honda Accord using a text to speech tablet: Hawk. To. Huh?
September 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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friend talking about her puppy:
whenever he starts doing shit he’s not sposed to we put him in a fetal position and tell him to take a chill pill and he starts making gremlin piggy noises but then just sits there dumbfounded after a minute

friend 2: they used to do that to me back in the ward
September 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i LOVEEE Jesus. but i CANT follow his teachings. because ill have to relinquish my sinners lifestyle.
September 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Why is this QUEER (not naming names) ( @drshrimpesquire.bsky.social ) digging through my 2 month old posts
September 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
that orb wont ponder itself!
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Me: Oh man, I’ve been drinking this for like an hour and it’s still half full
The pessimist: Well,
September 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
she shaw on my regale till i gitgud
September 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Painted Spamton for my buddy's birthday, hope I captured Spamton's Essence well LOL
#Deltarune #Spamton
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
hmm... hornet cosplay.... one day
September 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
hornet my bug wife
September 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Balatro urges feel like microdosing a gambling addiction
September 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM