Nicole Simone
@nicolesimone.bsky.social
🦊 Songwriter. Invariable redhead.
❤️🔥 Founder of @redemptionpaws
🔮 Turned a man into a newt once
📍Los Angeles
https://msha.ke/nicolesimone
❤️🔥 Founder of @redemptionpaws
🔮 Turned a man into a newt once
📍Los Angeles
https://msha.ke/nicolesimone
41% funded with two weeks to go. The presser in Canada is booked, the songs are coming together in the studio, and this record is happening. Thanks to everyone who’s backed, whether you grabbed a reward or gave just because, I really want to bring this full circle 🥹
tinyurl.com/bde2s4jm
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September 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
41% funded with two weeks to go. The presser in Canada is booked, the songs are coming together in the studio, and this record is happening. Thanks to everyone who’s backed, whether you grabbed a reward or gave just because, I really want to bring this full circle 🥹
tinyurl.com/bde2s4jm
tinyurl.com/bde2s4jm
Hi I’m in an American city where they are flying predator drones now. I do not feel safe. Thanks!
June 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hi I’m in an American city where they are flying predator drones now. I do not feel safe. Thanks!
Whenever I hear the phrase “snap election,” I picture Carney leaping into the air shouting, “It’s an election!” followed by a West Side Story-style flash mob snapping in unison. Canada
March 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Whenever I hear the phrase “snap election,” I picture Carney leaping into the air shouting, “It’s an election!” followed by a West Side Story-style flash mob snapping in unison. Canada
I’m single because I won’t date someone who thinks Musk is “actually really smart”.
Many, many men seem to hold this belief.
Many, many men seem to hold this belief.
March 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’m single because I won’t date someone who thinks Musk is “actually really smart”.
Many, many men seem to hold this belief.
Many, many men seem to hold this belief.
Musk does not represent masculinity. To women he represents a nefarious asexual nature.
Masculinity is Jon Stewart: intelligent, principled, and grounded in both humour and integrity.
Masculinity is Jon Stewart: intelligent, principled, and grounded in both humour and integrity.
March 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Musk does not represent masculinity. To women he represents a nefarious asexual nature.
Masculinity is Jon Stewart: intelligent, principled, and grounded in both humour and integrity.
Masculinity is Jon Stewart: intelligent, principled, and grounded in both humour and integrity.
Proposing to invade Greenland and call it “red white and blue land” is beneath a toddlers intelligence.
That actually happened today. Adults with brains allowed those words out of their mouths.
That actually happened today. Adults with brains allowed those words out of their mouths.
February 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Proposing to invade Greenland and call it “red white and blue land” is beneath a toddlers intelligence.
That actually happened today. Adults with brains allowed those words out of their mouths.
That actually happened today. Adults with brains allowed those words out of their mouths.
I think it’s funny that PM Trudeau likely had to call someone this week and tell them that they are Canada’s “fentanyl czar”.
There must have been some difficulty keeping a straight face on that call.
“Do I get a top hat?”
“No top hat”
“A cape?”
“Best we can do is a toque and a sash”
There must have been some difficulty keeping a straight face on that call.
“Do I get a top hat?”
“No top hat”
“A cape?”
“Best we can do is a toque and a sash”
February 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I think it’s funny that PM Trudeau likely had to call someone this week and tell them that they are Canada’s “fentanyl czar”.
There must have been some difficulty keeping a straight face on that call.
“Do I get a top hat?”
“No top hat”
“A cape?”
“Best we can do is a toque and a sash”
There must have been some difficulty keeping a straight face on that call.
“Do I get a top hat?”
“No top hat”
“A cape?”
“Best we can do is a toque and a sash”
Are Americans going to pay taxes this year?
February 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Are Americans going to pay taxes this year?
They are taking apart the department of education.
The US has such a bad education that they don’t now how to read, or know their own history.
February 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They are taking apart the department of education.
It isn’t even a MONTH in and they already got to the concentration camp part of their plan.
Seriously. Tell me again how history doesn’t repeat itself.
Seriously. Tell me again how history doesn’t repeat itself.
February 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It isn’t even a MONTH in and they already got to the concentration camp part of their plan.
Seriously. Tell me again how history doesn’t repeat itself.
Seriously. Tell me again how history doesn’t repeat itself.
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From @nicolesimone.bsky.social on one of her other social media accounts.
I agree, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepping down had a lot to do with trending right-wing hashtags, and people blindly following the trend.
I agree, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepping down had a lot to do with trending right-wing hashtags, and people blindly following the trend.
February 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
From @nicolesimone.bsky.social on one of her other social media accounts.
I agree, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepping down had a lot to do with trending right-wing hashtags, and people blindly following the trend.
I agree, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepping down had a lot to do with trending right-wing hashtags, and people blindly following the trend.
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Going to tell Trump this is Canada’s Fentanyl Czar.
February 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Going to tell Trump this is Canada’s Fentanyl Czar.
Everything is terrible BUT the days *are* getting longer, so there’s that.
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Everything is terrible BUT the days *are* getting longer, so there’s that.
It would be interesting to see where Steve Jobs would stand in all this political mess if he were still alive.
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It would be interesting to see where Steve Jobs would stand in all this political mess if he were still alive.
My hot take is Musk did the n*zi sign, but he did it for shock value. He’s like the kid who gets on the local news and flips off the camera during a school interview.
He doesn’t care about the consequences as long as people are talking about him… that’s what makes him so dangerous.
He doesn’t care about the consequences as long as people are talking about him… that’s what makes him so dangerous.
January 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My hot take is Musk did the n*zi sign, but he did it for shock value. He’s like the kid who gets on the local news and flips off the camera during a school interview.
He doesn’t care about the consequences as long as people are talking about him… that’s what makes him so dangerous.
He doesn’t care about the consequences as long as people are talking about him… that’s what makes him so dangerous.
Canada’s basically like, “If you’re going to leave, you better come back with something impressive, like an Oscar, or at least an In-N-Out franchise. Otherwise, it’s maple treason.
January 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Canada’s basically like, “If you’re going to leave, you better come back with something impressive, like an Oscar, or at least an In-N-Out franchise. Otherwise, it’s maple treason.
Can people stop asking me if I’m moving back to Canada? I haven’t achieved enough success here in the States for Canada to take me back.
January 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can people stop asking me if I’m moving back to Canada? I haven’t achieved enough success here in the States for Canada to take me back.
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Here's a challenge for male writers: If you're writing a female main character, see if you can make it like 50 whole pages before she thinks about her weight and how it compares to other female characters and how it's okay if she's a little ✨soft✨ because she's given birth
January 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Here's a challenge for male writers: If you're writing a female main character, see if you can make it like 50 whole pages before she thinks about her weight and how it compares to other female characters and how it's okay if she's a little ✨soft✨ because she's given birth
We don’t need to see you get into a really cold tub of water. It’s messed up. It’s weird. Please don’t post that. We’ve only had heated water as a whole for less than a hundred years
January 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
We don’t need to see you get into a really cold tub of water. It’s messed up. It’s weird. Please don’t post that. We’ve only had heated water as a whole for less than a hundred years
Now, I’m going to mellow out and watch a Winston Churchill documentary.
January 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Now, I’m going to mellow out and watch a Winston Churchill documentary.
The last thing we need during times of immediate disaster or unrest are recalls and votes of no confidence. I will always deeply disrespect those who choose to sow division rather than foster unity when it’s needed most.
January 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The last thing we need during times of immediate disaster or unrest are recalls and votes of no confidence. I will always deeply disrespect those who choose to sow division rather than foster unity when it’s needed most.
Being a millennial who has lived through nothing but ‘unprecedented times,’ here’s my biggest annoyance: the knee-jerk reaction to blame leadership whenever something goes wrong.
January 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Being a millennial who has lived through nothing but ‘unprecedented times,’ here’s my biggest annoyance: the knee-jerk reaction to blame leadership whenever something goes wrong.
Oh you're an AI Artist? Oh wow. Do you color in coloring books for a living too?
January 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Oh you're an AI Artist? Oh wow. Do you color in coloring books for a living too?
Hey #Canada check out this interview with Mark Carney (liberal candidate) on the Daily Show. This is such a great alternative to PP www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8S...
Mark Carney - Canada Not Interested in Trump’s Offer & Liberal Leadership Prospects | The Daily Show
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January 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hey #Canada check out this interview with Mark Carney (liberal candidate) on the Daily Show. This is such a great alternative to PP www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8S...