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nick andersen
@nicktheandersen.com
writer, thinker, amateur cheesemonger. host of @pilotprincesstrash.bsky.social | senior producer for ministry of ideas | former npr, gbh, wbur, wxyc, dth. https://nicktheandersen.com
i'm sorry but them calling the country estate 'my cottage' in bridgerton s4 is making me SO angry a house that nice gets a proper damn NAME
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
draw a little horse, let it run in the digital wilds with a bunch of other drawn little horses
gradient.horse
Draw a horse, watch it run!
gradient.horse
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
hey i got a haircut you know the drill (praise me, flatter me, etc and such as)
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
a tie between lisa frank and former u.s. senator mitt romney tbqh
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
'they had both cinnamon and chocolate, which possums like, and they were on sale.'
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
unclear if our cheese shop is a 'luxury grocery store' / 'shoppy shop,' but some regulars definitely treat us that way
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
www.wsj.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
never change, rhode island legislature
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
i blame @rachsyme.bsky.social but now every time i solve the wordle quickly i wonder how much better carol burnett did today
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
growing up in metro detroit, you take for granted knowing that a local family of trucking magnates happens to own, in full, a major international bridge crossing.
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
folks at one of my book clubs this wknd were discussing the joys of a long tub soak and you’ll be shocked to learn i did NOT casually drop the ‘my shower and tub were recently featured in architectural digest’ line bc i have restraint, sometimes.
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
a thorough, thoughtful exploration and explanation of a $24 cup of high-end coffee…that has no actually discussion of the flavor of said cup
A $24 cup of coffee has landed in Boston. Is it worth the price tag? - The Boston Globe
George Howell’s exalted brew raises the eternal question of American luxury: When does craftsmanship turn into self-parody?
www.bostonglobe.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
got my first ‘run, forest, run!’ drive by today in years. i do not miss the days when children on school buses would yell that to me as i ran by. (yes, that happened. a lot.)
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the snow shovel crew our condo association pays to shovel our lot and walk sent us the most bizarrely poetic weather update this morning and i absolutely love it. (they have never done this kind of thing before, which makes this all the more weird and wonderful)
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
that video of an older museum curator deadpan going OFF in gen z slang was made with care, thought and intention (bc of course it was) and reading about the production process is such a treat
The museum with an unexpected star
I talked to the team at the National Gallery of Art, including 77-year-old curator Alison Luchs, about “rizzing up the internet with art history.”
www.milkkarten.net
February 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
'you don't spend that much money without a very good reason.' — @jasonkoebler.bsky.social writes a needed, somber obit for the washington post in @404media.co
The Washington Post Is No Longer Useful to Jeff Bezos
In a kleptocracy, there is no reason for a billionaire to own an adversarial news outlet.
www.404media.co
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
there are currently columns decrying the knit beanie — ‘satan’s chapeau,’ per the author — and complaining about commuting in the winter in the globe. i LOVE local media. support local news!
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
i choose to believe i am at MOST three degrees separated from the gay 30something who came up with the muppet show bit in which gonzo repeatedly tears through the set on roller skates while reciting a list of academy award winning supporting actresses.
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
a woman came in the cheese shop the other day using ai to help her make a tartiflette, a savory french tart. her ai client insisted that she could buy reblochon, a cheese YOU CANNOT CURRENTLY BUY IN AMERICA, at our shop, and when a monger let her know that, she guffawed and left the store.
February 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
excuse me but there is a BIRD IN THE TREEEEE — milo
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
'investigators did not report how many pizzas the suspect made and sold to unaware customers.'

excuse me but this is ESSENTIAL info
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
lovely, sharp read on the tyranny of corporate pride and culinary rainbow bakes from @adriannramirez.bsky.social
To Slay, or Not to Slay?
Adriann Ramirez on the tyranny of rainbow cakes and corporate Pride for queer bakers. Illustration by Gabriel Mafféïs
www.vittlesmagazine.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
low key i ordered this knit just to feel the joy of tracking a package for multiple days
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
i know i’m late to it and yes there’s some first season flaws, but ‘overcompensating’ had so many deeply specific and hilarious throw-away lines that i can’t stop quoting to myself, and also holmes is a S T A R they are simply doing it all
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
thank you, always, forever, @jpbrammer.bsky.social
Adios Papi
On saying goodbye and saying hello
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM