Nick Katz
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Nick Katz
@nickkatz.bsky.social
· May 28
I came home today to find my neighbor cleaning out my gutters. I asked if he wanted to be paid for the service and he said "No, I got what I came for," and began eating the rotten leaves.
An hour later he drove his riding mower into the side of his house and his head fell off.
4/5 stars on yelp.
An hour later he drove his riding mower into the side of his house and his head fell off.
4/5 stars on yelp.
"I can get us in anywhere."
December 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"I can get us in anywhere."
Cookie Monster looks hungry.
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Cookie Monster looks hungry.
Every year I make a massive batch of beans.
Here are my favorite recipes. Two are simple and super cheap. The other (ham and beans) is slightly more complicated, but so worth it.
www.deepsouthdish.com/2012/11/old-...
www.dadcooksdinner.com/pressure-coo...
www.thespruceeats.com/country-styl...
Here are my favorite recipes. Two are simple and super cheap. The other (ham and beans) is slightly more complicated, but so worth it.
www.deepsouthdish.com/2012/11/old-...
www.dadcooksdinner.com/pressure-coo...
www.thespruceeats.com/country-styl...
Old School Ham Bone Beans
Somewhere between a soup and stew, all thick and creamy and soothing, this full bodied and flavorful pot of Ham Bone White Beans is all due to the ham bone stock.
www.deepsouthdish.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Every year I make a massive batch of beans.
Here are my favorite recipes. Two are simple and super cheap. The other (ham and beans) is slightly more complicated, but so worth it.
www.deepsouthdish.com/2012/11/old-...
www.dadcooksdinner.com/pressure-coo...
www.thespruceeats.com/country-styl...
Here are my favorite recipes. Two are simple and super cheap. The other (ham and beans) is slightly more complicated, but so worth it.
www.deepsouthdish.com/2012/11/old-...
www.dadcooksdinner.com/pressure-coo...
www.thespruceeats.com/country-styl...
The original blue Sky.
December 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The original blue Sky.
The recipe called for a pound of bacon. Skills:
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The recipe called for a pound of bacon. Skills:
The eye by the butt crack looks like it's seen some shit.
December 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The eye by the butt crack looks like it's seen some shit.
I barely saw enough releases this year to do a top 10 list, so it isn't at all comprehensive, but these are my favorites of 2025:
1) Friendship
2) The Long Walk
3) Sinners
4) The Monkey
5) Eenie Meanie
6) Companion
7) 28 Years Later
8) Weapons
9) Dangerous Animals
10) Fantastic Four: First Steps
1) Friendship
2) The Long Walk
3) Sinners
4) The Monkey
5) Eenie Meanie
6) Companion
7) 28 Years Later
8) Weapons
9) Dangerous Animals
10) Fantastic Four: First Steps
a man sits in a chair with the words it 's supposed to be nuts
ALT: a man sits in a chair with the words it 's supposed to be nuts
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December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I barely saw enough releases this year to do a top 10 list, so it isn't at all comprehensive, but these are my favorites of 2025:
1) Friendship
2) The Long Walk
3) Sinners
4) The Monkey
5) Eenie Meanie
6) Companion
7) 28 Years Later
8) Weapons
9) Dangerous Animals
10) Fantastic Four: First Steps
1) Friendship
2) The Long Walk
3) Sinners
4) The Monkey
5) Eenie Meanie
6) Companion
7) 28 Years Later
8) Weapons
9) Dangerous Animals
10) Fantastic Four: First Steps
It won't be too much longer before they become the Old Spice Girls and then they get that sweet sweet antiperspirant commercial money.
a group of women are standing next to each other .
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December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It won't be too much longer before they become the Old Spice Girls and then they get that sweet sweet antiperspirant commercial money.
Anybody want to buy a used one for $50,000. It's an '87 compact, but it's pretty much been garage kept and it has low mileage.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Anybody want to buy a used one for $50,000. It's an '87 compact, but it's pretty much been garage kept and it has low mileage.
I had the chance to try a 7/11 Slurpee for the first time. I opted for the og cherry flavor. Every bit as good as the classic cherry ICEE. I'm a fan. 10/10
bart simpson is holding a bucket of green slime
ALT: bart simpson is holding a bucket of green slime
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December 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I had the chance to try a 7/11 Slurpee for the first time. I opted for the og cherry flavor. Every bit as good as the classic cherry ICEE. I'm a fan. 10/10
Considering that Caleb Landry Jones has become one of my favorite actors, I will definitely be checking out Dracula in February.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LP9X...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LP9X...
DRACULA Trailer (2026)
YouTube video by ONE Media
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December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Considering that Caleb Landry Jones has become one of my favorite actors, I will definitely be checking out Dracula in February.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LP9X...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LP9X...
This is what happens when you shop for gifts online while drunk; Oops, all Morbius.
December 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is what happens when you shop for gifts online while drunk; Oops, all Morbius.
I don't remember this cover from the Timecop vhs.
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I don't remember this cover from the Timecop vhs.
One of the only flaws with Breaking Bad is the egregious waste of pools. They are either sitting idle and unused or they are being bled or vomited into.
That's no life for a pool. They are the backbone of this country.
If I'm elected...
That's no life for a pool. They are the backbone of this country.
If I'm elected...
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
One of the only flaws with Breaking Bad is the egregious waste of pools. They are either sitting idle and unused or they are being bled or vomited into.
That's no life for a pool. They are the backbone of this country.
If I'm elected...
That's no life for a pool. They are the backbone of this country.
If I'm elected...
2026 is gonna be my year
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
***watching Hank ordering minerals on Breaking Bad***
What a loser! Dude's just buying a bunch of rocks?
...Wait a minute, that is a great deal on blue corundum.
What a loser! Dude's just buying a bunch of rocks?
...Wait a minute, that is a great deal on blue corundum.
a close up of a man reading a book in a room .
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media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
***watching Hank ordering minerals on Breaking Bad***
What a loser! Dude's just buying a bunch of rocks?
...Wait a minute, that is a great deal on blue corundum.
What a loser! Dude's just buying a bunch of rocks?
...Wait a minute, that is a great deal on blue corundum.
Stranger: You wouldn't happen to know where I can find an atm machine, would ya?
Me: Pal, you just found one.
Me: Pal, you just found one.
a woman in a wig and glasses is sitting at a table with the words `` dirty boy '' written on the screen .
ALT: a woman in a wig and glasses is sitting at a table with the words `` dirty boy '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Stranger: You wouldn't happen to know where I can find an atm machine, would ya?
Me: Pal, you just found one.
Me: Pal, you just found one.
"The thing is, no matter what we call applesauce, it’s gonna get sold. The sauce has cinnamon, we’re gonna sell it. The sauce is sugar free, we’re gonna sell twice as much. You know why? ‘Cause a fiend, he’s gonna chase that sauce no matter what."
-Russell "Stringer" Bell
The Wire
-Russell "Stringer" Bell
The Wire
a man wearing glasses and a plaid sweater is talking to a woman
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a plaid sweater is talking to a woman
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"The thing is, no matter what we call applesauce, it’s gonna get sold. The sauce has cinnamon, we’re gonna sell it. The sauce is sugar free, we’re gonna sell twice as much. You know why? ‘Cause a fiend, he’s gonna chase that sauce no matter what."
-Russell "Stringer" Bell
The Wire
-Russell "Stringer" Bell
The Wire
I tried to tell a joke to the dental billing lady about how my tooth extraction was "like pulling teeth," but I had so much gauze in my numb mouth that it just came out as some muffled grunting.
She'll never know how funny the joke she's undoubtedly heard a thousand times would have been.
She'll never know how funny the joke she's undoubtedly heard a thousand times would have been.
a close up of a man 's face with the word shame on it .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the word shame on it .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I tried to tell a joke to the dental billing lady about how my tooth extraction was "like pulling teeth," but I had so much gauze in my numb mouth that it just came out as some muffled grunting.
She'll never know how funny the joke she's undoubtedly heard a thousand times would have been.
She'll never know how funny the joke she's undoubtedly heard a thousand times would have been.