Nick Haywood
@nickhaywood.bsky.social
UK PR bunny for Razer. Avid mountain biker. Occasional amazing cook. Old and tubby and still immature af. DMs open for biz enquiries.
The problem with having a trained baker in the house is... Eclairs the size of your fist for dessert...
#Epic #Confection #Baking
#Epic #Confection #Baking
May 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The problem with having a trained baker in the house is... Eclairs the size of your fist for dessert...
#Epic #Confection #Baking
#Epic #Confection #Baking
My first new ink in 20 years! And yes, I am a massive feckin nerd with a passion for the #Borderlands games. #Tattoo #VaultHunter
April 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My first new ink in 20 years! And yes, I am a massive feckin nerd with a passion for the #Borderlands games. #Tattoo #VaultHunter
Happy Respawn Day! Celebrating with a mini bag of Mini Eggs.
April 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Happy Respawn Day! Celebrating with a mini bag of Mini Eggs.
You know you have a problem when, after spending most of the day cleaning the high gloss kitchen cabinets, you decide they actually need a proper polish... Cue the AutoGlym car wax...
Yep, I have too much time on my hands.
Yep, I have too much time on my hands.
April 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You know you have a problem when, after spending most of the day cleaning the high gloss kitchen cabinets, you decide they actually need a proper polish... Cue the AutoGlym car wax...
Yep, I have too much time on my hands.
Yep, I have too much time on my hands.
Looking at my inbox, this is the entire world this morning...
a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer drinking coffee .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer drinking coffee .
media.tenor.com
April 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Looking at my inbox, this is the entire world this morning...
April 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Shame #Merida #MTB don't seem to have an account on here but peeps, look at this.
3rd ride on my new eONE-EIGHTY and the motor rock guard cracks when I cased a LOG.
Says something about the quality that the replacement cover was just £5 quid.
Really should be a metal guard on a Cat5 bike.
3rd ride on my new eONE-EIGHTY and the motor rock guard cracks when I cased a LOG.
Says something about the quality that the replacement cover was just £5 quid.
Really should be a metal guard on a Cat5 bike.
April 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Yeah, there's a reason penguins are flightless birds...
BBC News - Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa
Pilot lost control after bird in cardboard box slid off a passenger's knee and knocked controls, aviation authority finds.
www.bbc.com
April 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yeah, there's a reason penguins are flightless birds...
BBC News - Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa
www.bbc.com/news/article...
April 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The Poacher #MTB #Enduro organisers have put up a video from the event. Nah, I'm not in it, but it was some fun riding!
youtu.be/8BMFEiiF6bo?...
youtu.be/8BMFEiiF6bo?...
Poacher Enduro Belvoir Castle 06.04.2025
YouTube video by MTB events UK
youtu.be
April 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Poacher #MTB #Enduro organisers have put up a video from the event. Nah, I'm not in it, but it was some fun riding!
youtu.be/8BMFEiiF6bo?...
youtu.be/8BMFEiiF6bo?...
I unwisely decided to attempt #flapjacks (ginger and cranberry, because why half-arse something when I can go posh and whole-arse it).
It did not end well. I have maybe 18 that have held together and then a massive tub of crunchy crumbs.
Granola. I made bloody granola!
It did not end well. I have maybe 18 that have held together and then a massive tub of crunchy crumbs.
Granola. I made bloody granola!
April 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I unwisely decided to attempt #flapjacks (ginger and cranberry, because why half-arse something when I can go posh and whole-arse it).
It did not end well. I have maybe 18 that have held together and then a massive tub of crunchy crumbs.
Granola. I made bloody granola!
It did not end well. I have maybe 18 that have held together and then a massive tub of crunchy crumbs.
Granola. I made bloody granola!
First #MTB #Enduro of the year tomorrow, with a huge turnout from the Sherwood Pines Cycle Club with a dozen riders entered! Looking forward to a day of downhilling in the sun with mates! #Poacher #BelvoirCastle
a man wearing a red helmet is riding a bike and says " yes " in white letters
ALT: a man wearing a red helmet is riding a bike and says " yes " in white letters
media.tenor.com
April 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
First #MTB #Enduro of the year tomorrow, with a huge turnout from the Sherwood Pines Cycle Club with a dozen riders entered! Looking forward to a day of downhilling in the sun with mates! #Poacher #BelvoirCastle
I do not want to admit how much time I spent adjusting my rear suspension to achieve 30% sag... And yes, it's as boring and tedious as it sounds. And I feel so accomplished to have it set right...
#mtb #fullsuspension
#mtb #fullsuspension
April 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I do not want to admit how much time I spent adjusting my rear suspension to achieve 30% sag... And yes, it's as boring and tedious as it sounds. And I feel so accomplished to have it set right...
#mtb #fullsuspension
#mtb #fullsuspension
It's the weekend! Gonna dive back into some nostalgic gaming with Borderlands GOTY Edition, just cos I'm a bit of a fan... Might've put a fair few hours into it back in the day...
#Borderlands
#Borderlands
April 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's the weekend! Gonna dive back into some nostalgic gaming with Borderlands GOTY Edition, just cos I'm a bit of a fan... Might've put a fair few hours into it back in the day...
#Borderlands
#Borderlands
I'd say that was a good evening sessioning the natural DH trails at Watchwood.
#emtb #mtbenduro #downhill
#emtb #mtbenduro #downhill
April 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'd say that was a good evening sessioning the natural DH trails at Watchwood.
#emtb #mtbenduro #downhill
#emtb #mtbenduro #downhill
Problems understanding the younger generation? Razer has you covered.
or...
Gotchu, fam! Razer got the tea on the OGs.
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#Razer #Skibidi #TeenTalk
or...
Gotchu, fam! Razer got the tea on the OGs.
www.razer.com/gb-en/razer-skibidi
#Razer #Skibidi #TeenTalk
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April 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Problems understanding the younger generation? Razer has you covered.
or...
Gotchu, fam! Razer got the tea on the OGs.
www.razer.com/gb-en/razer-skibidi
#Razer #Skibidi #TeenTalk
or...
Gotchu, fam! Razer got the tea on the OGs.
www.razer.com/gb-en/razer-skibidi
#Razer #Skibidi #TeenTalk
Hear me out on this, ok... Untoasted hot cross buns with a good swish of butter.
Godly! #hotcrossbuns #easter
Godly! #hotcrossbuns #easter
April 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hear me out on this, ok... Untoasted hot cross buns with a good swish of butter.
Godly! #hotcrossbuns #easter
Godly! #hotcrossbuns #easter