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Nick Fehlinger
@nickfehlinger.substack.com
Software engineer, maker of things, comedy nerd, reality tv junkie, former child actor, son of a bitch.

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June 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Lexi announcing her #SummerHouse departure the day after Paige is legit hilarious. Like, no one cares, hun.

#Bravo
June 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Holy shit Imrul wasn’t even allowed to stay for the whole reunion, hahahahah

#SummerHouse #Bravo
June 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
So okay, hear me out, Danielle might be right about Lindsay not making sense on #SummerHouse anymore because bringing a baby there is insane, but what if she moved to LA and lived in, oh I don’t know… #TheValley? There’s always room for Lindsay in the #Bravoverse #Bravo
May 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’m speechless
Eminem - LOSE YOURSELF (Sung by 331 Movies!)
YouTube video by The Unusual Suspect
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May 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Roy Wood Jr, Amber Ruffin, and Michael Ian Black make an absurdly good team on the American version of #HaveIGotNewsForYou on #CNN if you aren’t watching yet you should be. #HIGNFY
April 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A stranger just asked to get let into my building and then got mad when I said no.
April 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We mustn’t dwell. Not today.
Happy #RexManningDay! #EmpireRecords
April 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Give Carrie Coon the Emmy NOW
#TheWhiteLotus #HBO
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“I’m a pleaser” will go down as the greatest understatement in TV history
#TheWhiteLotus #HBO
April 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Part one of a new SubStack story!
The Lake Incident
Camp Pemadumcook offered over fifty activities for its campers to enjoy in the summer of 1999.
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April 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Wanda Sykes and John Waters at the same time is wild. All of my weird-kid-alt-comedy dreams are coming true. Thank you John Mulaney.
April 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Yesssss!!!! G’bye Charity!!!!!! #Survivor ##Survivor48
April 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Cedric and Star are not my favorite players, but that moment was beautiful. #Survivor #Survivor48
April 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
#Survivor finding modern, non-lethal ways to tar and feather people is hilarious.
#Survivor48
April 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hey Sai, explain the idea of humble celebration for me one more time. #Survivor #Survivor48
April 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I legitimately can’t stand Charity. Btw that’s the name of a shitty contestant on #Survivor48. I’m not just a dick and stingy.
#Survivor
April 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
#MidCenturyModern is the gay #GoldenGirls remake we deserve and Matt Bomer makes a great Rose
April 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Maybe I’m a bad person, but I woulda taken the money. #WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus #HBO #HBOSundays
March 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I kind of hate that Patrick Schwarzenegger is a good actor. #TheWhiteLotus #WhiteLotus #HBO #HBOSundays
March 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I hate that Bianca is gone but honestly the way Cedric played that was absolutely genius. Evil genius, but still genius. #Survivor #Survivor48
March 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Reposted by Nick Fehlinger
Jeff said something about how a young autistic person might be watching and feeling seen. But as a 33-year-old autistic person, I felt what Eva was feeling in every cell of my body. I knew a scene like this was coming tonight and it still managed to knock the wind out of me 😮‍💨 #Survivor48 #Survivor
March 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Well I’m a blubbering wreck. How’s everyone else doing? #Survivor #Survivor48 #Autism
March 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Wait.. hold on… is Keith… hot?
#TheRighteousGemstones
March 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Let’s be real. The second #RedBull seat ruins careers. The car was made for Max and no one else. If Yuki takes that seat it’ll end his time in F1, and frankly I think Yuki deserves a long career. Give the seat to someone we actually want to crash and burn. Give it to Stroll.
#F1 #FormulaOne
March 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM