Nick Belling
nickbelling.com
Nick Belling
@nickbelling.com
software engineer | twitch.tv/nicrotex | he/him
If the phrase "On his way to speak to God on the Spirit of Tasmania as it travels to Melbourne, Doctor Who walks past someone credited as 'enthusiastic handjob man'" doesn't convince you to watch HBO's The Leftovers then I don't know what to tell you.

No word of that is a lie.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Reposted by Nick Belling
did you miss last week's show with itskwoli and @nickbelling.com? well, don't you worry, because you can watch the whole thing on youtube!

youtu.be/2GyM3H4Yj_w
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Reposted by Nick Belling
TWO guests?! we're so spoiled!!!

joining us on the show this week is aussie twitch streamer @kwoli.bsky.social and bestie of the show @nickbelling.com!!!

NOVEMBER 6TH | 7:00PM AEDT | twitch.tv/back_pocket
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
September 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
maybe the worst experience of my life: after already being on edge after being unexpectedly told by my dermatologist to strip down to my underwear for a skin check, she points to my underwear and says “oh, those are fun!”
August 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
gotta hand it to the pokemon company, depicting octillery giving cthulhu a blowjob is a hell of a way to distract from the plagiarism allegations
August 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I need you to understand that you should do this over-the-phone experience.

www.candlehousecollective.com/tickets/claws
CLAWS - Candle House Collective
www.candlehousecollective.com
August 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
In one ep of The Genius a favourite to win loses an elimination match. They show a full 2 min exit package for him. Then he makes another (invalid) move, confuses his opponent so much she thinks she misunderstood the game, and they REWIND his exit package and play hers instead.
July 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
broke: i asked chatgpt
woke: i communed with the great robot in the sky
June 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I couldn't remember my Pokemon account username for the Twitch drops thing and was pretty shocked to discover upon recovering my username that it was a username I last used in Year 8, making my account *more than twenty three years old*, what the fuck

(I deleted it immediately)
June 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If you clone yourself, is your clone able to vote, or is that election fraud?
June 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
just saw a woman with a giant “FTP” tattoo across her neck and thought “man, surely rsync or even plain HTTPS is better these days” before I realised she probably wasn’t professing her love for the File Transfer Protocol
June 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the adhd experience:

chore I have been putting off for 5 months took 17 minutes
June 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This week I finished Lennox Mutual, an immersive experience that took me 14 months and 30+ phone calls.

It ran the gamut of making me laugh to breaking my heart, but most importantly it never stopped surprising me.

Anyone can do it (and you should). All you need is your phone.
June 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Hello! Are you a dev interested in how I did any of the interactive elements in Pocket Pals, including the new custom buzzer system? Well, I've made the Pocket Pals Director source code public, so you can take a look!
GitHub - nickbelling/PocketPalsDirector
Contribute to nickbelling/PocketPalsDirector development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
February 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I couldn't be more excited for this season's brand-new cast for @backpocketvids.bsky.social’s Pocket Pals. None of these Pocketeers have been on the show before - who's gonna take it? Dusk or Dawn?

Or, for the first time in the show's history ... the potential for a tie?
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 AM
So I just spent two weeks feeling like absolute dogshit followed by a night where I couldn’t breathe and had to drive myself to the ER where I subsequently spent a week in hospital on a breathing machine because the stupid bitch at the hairdresser didn’t wear a mask.

Pneumonia, do not recommend.
December 17, 2024 at 11:52 AM
was it worth it? no
did i have fun though? also no

but hey, i sure did gotta caught ‘em all
November 12, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Days with ADHD meds:

Me: [solving a difficult programming problem]
Me, 1 hour later: problem solved

Days without ADHD meds:

Me: [solving a difficult programming problem]
Me, 1 hour later: okay but a u-shaped toothbrush could clean all of my teeth in a fraction of the time
July 25, 2023 at 2:49 AM
just because they're in an aged care facility doesn't mean they can't have the occasional
July 25, 2023 at 2:45 AM