Punchline_Papi
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I think the Vatican was just trying to avoid tariffs
May 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I think the Vatican was just trying to avoid tariffs
Pope Leo will become the first pope in history to get a dog at the Vatican.
A Chicago dog 🌭
A Chicago dog 🌭
May 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Pope Leo will become the first pope in history to get a dog at the Vatican.
A Chicago dog 🌭
A Chicago dog 🌭
That awful moment you realize this is your circus and these are your monkeys
February 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
That awful moment you realize this is your circus and these are your monkeys
In life you gotta face adversity to grow from it. I like to microdose in adversity…
February 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
In life you gotta face adversity to grow from it. I like to microdose in adversity…
The NFL just ended racism!
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February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The NFL just ended racism!
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I hit the road….. my knuckles hurt
February 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I hit the road….. my knuckles hurt
What’s more shocking:
Democrats trade Biden for Harris
Mavericks trade Luka for Anthony Davis
Democrats trade Biden for Harris
Mavericks trade Luka for Anthony Davis
February 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What’s more shocking:
Democrats trade Biden for Harris
Mavericks trade Luka for Anthony Davis
Democrats trade Biden for Harris
Mavericks trade Luka for Anthony Davis
If the Mavericks can replace Luka Dončić, it means we’re all as dispensable as a last-season sneaker in a clearance sale!
February 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If the Mavericks can replace Luka Dončić, it means we’re all as dispensable as a last-season sneaker in a clearance sale!
Weekends are like 5% of your week but 95% of your personality!
January 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Weekends are like 5% of your week but 95% of your personality!
I had a dream that I was king….woke up and …..ummm the guy from the apprentice was King????
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I had a dream that I was king….woke up and …..ummm the guy from the apprentice was King????
I just saw a headline that the U.S is leaving WHO . Who are we leaving? And why are we leaving this person?
January 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I just saw a headline that the U.S is leaving WHO . Who are we leaving? And why are we leaving this person?
I congratulated someone on LinkedIn and wrote, “Congratulations on the promotion! You’re killing it as usual!” However, I couldn’t help but feel a bit nervous about what if a murderer saw it and got offended.
January 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I congratulated someone on LinkedIn and wrote, “Congratulations on the promotion! You’re killing it as usual!” However, I couldn’t help but feel a bit nervous about what if a murderer saw it and got offended.
My dog’s vet gave me this gift—a dog tag that reads “Director of Slobber.” Is this a passive-aggressive way for my dog’s vet to talk 💩 on my dog? 😂
January 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My dog’s vet gave me this gift—a dog tag that reads “Director of Slobber.” Is this a passive-aggressive way for my dog’s vet to talk 💩 on my dog? 😂
Freeze federal grants? How about you freeze my student loans
January 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Freeze federal grants? How about you freeze my student loans
Nothing better than going on a nature walkie and partaking in some talkie
I think “walkie talkie” is the most unserious name we’ve ever given anything
January 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Nothing better than going on a nature walkie and partaking in some talkie
These two guys, who started as plumbers, went on to own one of the largest franchises in history, demonstrating the true definition of starting from the bottom.
January 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
These two guys, who started as plumbers, went on to own one of the largest franchises in history, demonstrating the true definition of starting from the bottom.
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I wish my student loans had stormed the Capitol. So they too could be pardoned.
January 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I wish my student loans had stormed the Capitol. So they too could be pardoned.
AI machines are killing jobs of other AI machines #joinem #jointhebots
January 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
AI machines are killing jobs of other AI machines #joinem #jointhebots
LinkedIn endorsements be like: ‘Yeah, I can confirm this person knows Microsoft Excel.’
Me: *forgets how to spell Exsel.* #SkillsVerified
Me: *forgets how to spell Exsel.* #SkillsVerified
January 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
LinkedIn endorsements be like: ‘Yeah, I can confirm this person knows Microsoft Excel.’
Me: *forgets how to spell Exsel.* #SkillsVerified
Me: *forgets how to spell Exsel.* #SkillsVerified
How about we investigate the person calling for the investigation of the investigators.
JUST IN: The Trump administration has initiated a "special project" to investigate prosecutors involved in the January 6 cases, according to an internal memo.
Trump Justice Department launches ‘special project’ to investigate January 6 prosecutors | CNN Politics
The Trump administration is taking its first concrete step to investigate prosecutors who oversaw the criminal cases against January 6 defendants after President Donald Trump vowed to seek retribution...
www.cnn.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
How about we investigate the person calling for the investigation of the investigators.
Drake is expected to drop an album this year. At this rate he’ll run of tings and emotions by 2026.
January 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Drake is expected to drop an album this year. At this rate he’ll run of tings and emotions by 2026.
The Cybertruck is like this administration cool to few disgusting for most
January 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Cybertruck is like this administration cool to few disgusting for most
Congrats to the Kansas City Cheats
January 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Congrats to the Kansas City Cheats
What cracking?
I’m RUMing away from my problems. That’s what’s Kraken!
I’m RUMing away from my problems. That’s what’s Kraken!
January 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What cracking?
I’m RUMing away from my problems. That’s what’s Kraken!
I’m RUMing away from my problems. That’s what’s Kraken!