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Universally beloved communist poet
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two weeks ago I wrote my first poem in seven years
October 8, 2023 at 8:40 PM
two weeks ago I wrote my first poem in seven years
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Just found out Homer Simpson was 34 💔
September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just found out Homer Simpson was 34 💔
Don’t rest on your laurels! You can always do better tomorrow.
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Don’t rest on your laurels! You can always do better tomorrow.
Whenever a hot person asks me a question I feel like I’m being held at gunpoint
September 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Whenever a hot person asks me a question I feel like I’m being held at gunpoint
Please officer, story likes are all I have
September 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Please officer, story likes are all I have
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Do you believe me yet that democracy is [just] a management style for growth capitalism that wanes in parallel with accumulation?
March 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Do you believe me yet that democracy is [just] a management style for growth capitalism that wanes in parallel with accumulation?
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New poem in Current Affairs
February 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
New poem in Current Affairs
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Hinge is reply guy Olympics, tinder is Nurses Only, bumble is for adult Harry Potter fans, Feeld is for dead marriages, Grindr is for piss addicted twinks. And Twitter? Twitter doesn’t even exist anymore
February 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hinge is reply guy Olympics, tinder is Nurses Only, bumble is for adult Harry Potter fans, Feeld is for dead marriages, Grindr is for piss addicted twinks. And Twitter? Twitter doesn’t even exist anymore
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Poem from Personal Problem
October 18, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Poem from Personal Problem
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There should be a laundromat for dishes
August 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
There should be a laundromat for dishes
Shocked to see so many of you still here
August 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Shocked to see so many of you still here
There should be a laundromat for dishes
August 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
There should be a laundromat for dishes
Hats are really just toupees when you get to the bottom of it
July 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hats are really just toupees when you get to the bottom of it
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Pooping in a way that suggests it’s the last time
July 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pooping in a way that suggests it’s the last time
Pooping in a way that suggests it’s the last time
July 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pooping in a way that suggests it’s the last time
The worst part about being single is being confused all of the time
July 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The worst part about being single is being confused all of the time
Anti fascist but I literally need someone with a gun to keep me from procrastinating any longer
June 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Anti fascist but I literally need someone with a gun to keep me from procrastinating any longer