An emotional human--So, a regular one.
Have a writing prompt, on the house.
#Writing Prof
Reality: Student misunderstandings of the first sample reading show critical literacy issues for a third of the class.
The ability to pivot *is* the teaching skill.
Reality: Student misunderstandings of the first sample reading show critical literacy issues for a third of the class.
The ability to pivot *is* the teaching skill.
That and the whole copyright infringement thing.
That and the whole copyright infringement thing.
I need to switch to grading in alphabetical order.
I need to switch to grading in alphabetical order.
(Ominously waves a rolled up newspaper)
(Ominously waves a rolled up newspaper)
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"Hi, guys! Welcome back to my channel, and remember to like and subscribe as we--"
"Hi, guys! Welcome back to my channel, and remember to like and subscribe as we--"
I want to print all my pictures from the cloud and all my recipes off Pinterest.
I want to leaf through memories and hodgepodge my own cookbook.
I want to print all my pictures from the cloud and all my recipes off Pinterest.
I want to leaf through memories and hodgepodge my own cookbook.
And 15 ghost people in the ether that I haven't seen since September.
And 15 ghost people in the ether that I haven't seen since September.
So manufacturing that "I'm listening" comment for online forums can feel forced.
So manufacturing that "I'm listening" comment for online forums can feel forced.
And people will probably say, "A.I.?"
And I get to say, "No, extensive therapy."
And people will probably say, "A.I.?"
And I get to say, "No, extensive therapy."
"Permission to jetison candy?"
"Permission granted."
"Permission to jetison candy?"
"Permission granted."
And, no, its not like a calculator. Ask the bot to make a new argument for you, we're all tired of that one.
And, no, its not like a calculator. Ask the bot to make a new argument for you, we're all tired of that one.
May all your tootsie rolls be soft, your twizzlers be pull-n-peel, and your Twix be full-sized.
May all your tootsie rolls be soft, your twizzlers be pull-n-peel, and your Twix be full-sized.
You can wait and see how it goes, BUT go ahead and make the appointment. If it doesn't go away, that now-very-needed appointment would probably not be available for weeks.
You can wait and see how it goes, BUT go ahead and make the appointment. If it doesn't go away, that now-very-needed appointment would probably not be available for weeks.
"Does anyone have some handcuffs and/or a lightsabre we could borrow?"
And that is just all the context we need. No questions asked.
"Does anyone have some handcuffs and/or a lightsabre we could borrow?"
And that is just all the context we need. No questions asked.
"Our great grandmothers were happier then."
"(Flabbergasted mumbling about my grandmothers' underage weddings and the abusive asshat husbands they were trapped with)"
"Our great grandmothers were happier then."
"(Flabbergasted mumbling about my grandmothers' underage weddings and the abusive asshat husbands they were trapped with)"
These students are worksheet *TRAINED* my goodness
These students are worksheet *TRAINED* my goodness
I wonder if they realize how hard I try to get them to take a stance and defend.
I wonder if they realize how hard I try to get them to take a stance and defend.
"Yes, but it's hard right now, so I just stick around."
"Well, what job would you do if you got laid off?"
Let me tell you, I am truly afraid of that question, and it should be outlawed.
"Yes, but it's hard right now, so I just stick around."
"Well, what job would you do if you got laid off?"
Let me tell you, I am truly afraid of that question, and it should be outlawed.
Does it look at my age profile and go, "This one is of ye olde cable TV generation, give her reruns"?
Does it look at my age profile and go, "This one is of ye olde cable TV generation, give her reruns"?