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Martyn Notman
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History. Archaeology. Books. Astronomy. Geology. (Theres going to be some politics sorry)
Absolutely no MAGAS, Tories and Rowling fanatics. No LGB without the T...
Thats ok. You just stand millimetres from me and breathe on the back of my neck weirdo.

People have no concept of personal space anymore. Tempted to "accidentally" elbow him in the balls...
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Totally deserved for the French. Massively outplayed the Irish.

#SixNations #6nations
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Absolutely bizarre #sixnations
February 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Irish cousins whatsapp is a sea of swearing...

😄😄😄

#sixnations #6nations
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This French team are incredible

#SixNations #6nations
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The in game advertising can absolutely fuck off @itvsport.bsky.social

#sixnations #6nations
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
What the hell was Prendergast doing??? #SixNations
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
How the hell did France not score!!! #SixNations
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
ITV Six Nations coverage is bloody awful
February 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Right enough of the rain now
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Much as i hate having to defend rich people... neither Princess Eugenie nor Beatrice are responsible for their terrible parents and the press chasing them around London is out of order..
February 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
"Heres a puff piece by Laura Kuenssberg to help Reform look electable but we are totally unbiased honest gov"

Seriously BBC. 🙄
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I had a tuna salad sandwich for dinner and all i can think about is how nice chips and mayo would be....
a teenage mutant ninja turtle says i was hungry but now i m really hungry
ALT: a teenage mutant ninja turtle says i was hungry but now i m really hungry
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I think youve all seen enough selfies of me so i shall not be jumping aboard the new bandwagon...
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Whilst im happy Gates, Mandelson and Andrew Windsor are getting their just desserts the one person NOT being mentioned by British Media is Trump. Who is all over the Epstein Files like a rash.
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I mean...yay..

But Joni did most of her big things when she was young and Meryl is 76....
The Oscar-winning actor will star in the Cameron Crowe-directed feature about the singer-songwriter’s life
Meryl Streep cast as Joni Mitchell in new biopic
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Martyn Notman
Hey dolls!

Can you help me?🧵1/6

This is difficult for me to share.

In 2020 my mum died, one of the hardest decisions I made at the time was pawning some of the jewellery she left me.

Simply to help with costs of her funeral!

gofund.me/ce6e98b0a
Donate to Please Help Me To Recover What Mum Left Me!, organized by Andy M
Hi my name is Andy! My mum passed away in 2020. At the time, I paw… Andy M needs your support for Please Help Me To Recover What Mum Left Me!
gofund.me
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Its 1 degree and im absolutely effing frozen
February 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
My god the testosterone poisoning in the Irish Traitors is off the scale
February 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
"Renovations" means hes going to demolish it and build a hideous gold plated monstrosity

Kennedy Center will halt entertainment operations for two years, Trump says www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Kennedy Center will halt entertainment operations for two years, Trump says
DC arts venue, which has seen wave of canceled events after Trump’s takeover, will start renovations in July
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Martyn Notman
Was International Zebra Day on Saturday.
We're a bit busy, so here's a mosaic of a zebra.
That's us done. 👍
#MosaicMonday
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 AM
After twenty three million years i finally managed to get a haircut. I feel several stone lighter.

Excuse me looking knackered 😄
February 2, 2026 at 11:23 AM