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chris bodhi
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Whatcha working on?
After reading a lot of quantum physics, I decided to break out some problem sets and go full Bohr on ‘em.
September 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
New AI tool wasn’t working, so I used AI to fix it, and then used the new AI tool to write up the steps for my fix and publish it to my blog and I’m just like,

👏👏👏👏👏
February 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Can people still be shamed into acting, as the Venetians were by the blind doge Dandolo outside of Constantinople?
January 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The masculine urge to purchase systems.
January 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“Generals fight the last war.” — me explaining why we don’t have enough sidewalk salt for the winter
January 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Diegetic user interfaces for playing the infinite game.
January 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Found an old notebook with these suggestions for avoiding burnout:

1. Count even the smallest victories
2. Learn to walk away
3. Use your other muscles
4. Support your colleagues
5. Try as many ideas as possible <throw up on the canvas>
6. Indulge in hobbies
January 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
January 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I ate so much peppermint bark, I now qualify as a tree in 12 states.
December 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Twitch plays organize my basement
December 19, 2024 at 8:19 PM
With as popular as "Bluey" is, I'm kind of surprised to not see more weirdo dads playing fun games with their kids out in the wild. Maybe I need to get out more?
December 15, 2024 at 8:27 PM
“my favorite form of entertainment is downloading PDFs”

I found my people.
December 14, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Listening to podcasts on how to focus is like trying to eat your way out of cravings for sweets.
December 6, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Hacked up a poast-only Raycast extension, and it's working. 🎉 Probably would be nice to clean it up.
One two, one two.
December 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
One two, one two.
December 6, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Instituting a zero-tolerance policy with Prim and his why-ning.

"Please put that away."
"Whhhyyyyyy?"
"No."
December 1, 2024 at 3:49 PM
“God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America.” — Otto von Bismarck

Happy Thanksgiving (earnest)!
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
You know what Thanksgiving needs? A hit song. Something so catchy and sincere and fun. It plays everywhere, people hum it when they hear the word “turkey.” This is the first step to winning the war on Christmas.
November 26, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Happy Friday Tie Day
November 23, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Grabbing the hand vac to suck up the biggest spider in the basement, so the rest of them can jockey for dominance.
Call that a power vacuum.
November 22, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Oh hell yeah, broke a thing when trying to change my handle to my domain.
November 22, 2024 at 6:00 PM
What have you done this week to ensure that your descendants will be one of the great houses of the galaxy-spanning Earth empire?
November 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Better than watching the sea lions is watching the people who watch the sea lions.
June 8, 2023 at 3:51 PM
$3500 for a face computer?! Preposterous! That’s five weeks of daycare!
June 7, 2023 at 7:08 PM
On vacation and actually signed out of work Slack. Gm.
June 5, 2023 at 1:17 PM