newobject
@newobject.bsky.social
check out ballionaire! : https://store.steampowered.com/app/2667120/Ballionaire/
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seattle, wa
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Really enjoyed this chat with @aarimous.com, thanks for having me on Scope Creepers!!
New Scope Creepers Podcast with NewObject the dev behind Ballionaire!
@newobject.bsky.social
#gamedev #godot #indie #podcast #indiedev #youtube
youtu.be/WLCN3JU33Ec?...
@newobject.bsky.social
#gamedev #godot #indie #podcast #indiedev #youtube
youtu.be/WLCN3JU33Ec?...
NewObject: On the Design and Development of Ballionaire | Scope Creepers a Game Dev
YouTube video by Scope Creepers: A Game Dev Podcast
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Really enjoyed this chat with @aarimous.com, thanks for having me on Scope Creepers!!
Every member of civil society has de facto permission to rip these things off goobers’ heads and smash them into the ground
Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Every member of civil society has de facto permission to rip these things off goobers’ heads and smash them into the ground
Waterball transport is an efficient means of travel but being retrieved by the claw arm is not for the feint of heart
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Waterball transport is an efficient means of travel but being retrieved by the claw arm is not for the feint of heart
And cook @danschumacher.bsky.social did!!! Get this now!!!
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
And cook @danschumacher.bsky.social did!!! Get this now!!!
Reposted by newobject
Bought so much soup stock I'm a bullionaire
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Bought so much soup stock I'm a bullionaire
Finally have a ball in the boat game
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Finally have a ball in the boat game
My wife doesn't think "Nirvana 2" is a good band name
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
My wife doesn't think "Nirvana 2" is a good band name
One of my top albums of 2025 -- OPAL VESSEL "Flesh Grinder"
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
One of my top albums of 2025 -- OPAL VESSEL "Flesh Grinder"
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
just vibing at dusk
February 1, 2026 at 9:37 AM
just vibing at dusk
Honored for Ballionaire to be included in @jank.cool's games of the decade list!!! Thank you!!!
www.jank.cool/the-best-gam...
www.jank.cool/the-best-gam...
The best games of the decade (so far)
Yes, we know it's not over yet
www.jank.cool
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Honored for Ballionaire to be included in @jank.cool's games of the decade list!!! Thank you!!!
www.jank.cool/the-best-gam...
www.jank.cool/the-best-gam...
wake simulation shader WIP
thank god for godot @tool scripts because i would go insane if i had to run the game each time I made a change to tweak/debug this
thank god for godot @tool scripts because i would go insane if i had to run the game each time I made a change to tweak/debug this
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 PM
wake simulation shader WIP
thank god for godot @tool scripts because i would go insane if i had to run the game each time I made a change to tweak/debug this
thank god for godot @tool scripts because i would go insane if i had to run the game each time I made a change to tweak/debug this
plopped some land in and it felt absolutely awful. weird. but i think you have to listen to what the game tells you
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
plopped some land in and it felt absolutely awful. weird. but i think you have to listen to what the game tells you
Experimenting rendering w/ mixed rez (water is 1920x1080, world is 480x270) & eh it just doesn't look as good as I'd hoped. The effect is defeated by the shared depth buffer being full rez. Also breaks SSR for reason I don't understand. A full solution would prob req Compositor but I'm not motivated
January 26, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Experimenting rendering w/ mixed rez (water is 1920x1080, world is 480x270) & eh it just doesn't look as good as I'd hoped. The effect is defeated by the shared depth buffer being full rez. Also breaks SSR for reason I don't understand. A full solution would prob req Compositor but I'm not motivated
omg was The Prisoner just an allegory for Patrick McGoohan feeling typecast
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 AM
omg was The Prisoner just an allegory for Patrick McGoohan feeling typecast
Discordance Axis "Sega Bass Fishing"
YouTube video by Patrick Arnold
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 AM
*taps the sign*
Posted elsewhere in May 2020: "This idea that 2A will protect us from the brutality of an out of control government is a joke. I promise you that, instead, an out of control government will use 2A to crowdsource its brutality."
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
*taps the sign*
taking PepPep's slalom challenge
i think(?????) i finally figured out how to encode videos of this game better.
i think(?????) i finally figured out how to encode videos of this game better.
January 23, 2026 at 11:51 PM
taking PepPep's slalom challenge
i think(?????) i finally figured out how to encode videos of this game better.
i think(?????) i finally figured out how to encode videos of this game better.
updating my google entitled "SICKOS" with the list of sickos i dream about collaborating with some day
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
updating my google entitled "SICKOS" with the list of sickos i dream about collaborating with some day
Tried to get a routine service appt. for my car at Toyota. Was forced to interact in voice with an AI over the phone. (No disclosure that it was an AI, took me a minute to realize it!) The service valet came a week early to pick up the car (on a day where I needed the car). LOL absolute shit
January 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Tried to get a routine service appt. for my car at Toyota. Was forced to interact in voice with an AI over the phone. (No disclosure that it was an AI, took me a minute to realize it!) The service valet came a week early to pick up the car (on a day where I needed the car). LOL absolute shit
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January 20, 2026 at 8:38 PM
There’s always been something consolatory about Chapo’s smug humor but they sound genuinely despondent the last few episodes and it’s low key freaking me out
January 20, 2026 at 9:20 PM
There’s always been something consolatory about Chapo’s smug humor but they sound genuinely despondent the last few episodes and it’s low key freaking me out
The thing that cracks me up about Satya is -- you just know, there is no way this goober wasn't at some point taking a shower, or on the toilet, or trying to fall asleep, and thought: "Bill and Steve let web and mobile pass us by. I can't have the same inaction." - and that's driving this, in part.
“Look at this big shit sandwich I decided to start eating. Please god someone help me finish eating this turdburger. I can’t even hold it with one hand. It takes both my hands to munch this much crap.”
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The thing that cracks me up about Satya is -- you just know, there is no way this goober wasn't at some point taking a shower, or on the toilet, or trying to fall asleep, and thought: "Bill and Steve let web and mobile pass us by. I can't have the same inaction." - and that's driving this, in part.
“Look at this big shit sandwich I decided to start eating. Please god someone help me finish eating this turdburger. I can’t even hold it with one hand. It takes both my hands to munch this much crap.”
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 PM
“Look at this big shit sandwich I decided to start eating. Please god someone help me finish eating this turdburger. I can’t even hold it with one hand. It takes both my hands to munch this much crap.”