Mark Essen
@nessekram.bsky.social
♐🌱☭☮🧿🍉
Artist/Gardner/Educator/Neurodiverse
co-runs modern clay
www.markessen.org
Artist/Gardner/Educator/Neurodiverse
co-runs modern clay
www.markessen.org
Been told I'm at the bit in my career where I'm waiting to be "rediscovered"
September 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Been told I'm at the bit in my career where I'm waiting to be "rediscovered"
8 hours labour, 8 hours putting flags up lampposts, 8 hours rest.
August 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
8 hours labour, 8 hours putting flags up lampposts, 8 hours rest.
I've got that headache from PE
June 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I've got that headache from PE
I'm trying to dislike the latest Adam Curtis documentary by watching them all and then asking everyone I meet if they've watched them consequently introducing them.
June 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm trying to dislike the latest Adam Curtis documentary by watching them all and then asking everyone I meet if they've watched them consequently introducing them.
A lot of reform type people hate the idea of governments but would like to share their idea of governance.
June 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A lot of reform type people hate the idea of governments but would like to share their idea of governance.
D.Y.I.A.T
(do your ideas another time.
(do your ideas another time.
May 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
D.Y.I.A.T
(do your ideas another time.
(do your ideas another time.
If you hit a wrong note, it’s the next note that you play that determines if it’s good or bad.
May 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you hit a wrong note, it’s the next note that you play that determines if it’s good or bad.
Artists are now acting like independent coffee shops all which all have their slightly different nuances. Look at me selling at you because what you want I have, I'm slightly different than the other coffee shop down the road but similar enough you won't get scared. Pair me, group me, thrill me.
April 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Artists are now acting like independent coffee shops all which all have their slightly different nuances. Look at me selling at you because what you want I have, I'm slightly different than the other coffee shop down the road but similar enough you won't get scared. Pair me, group me, thrill me.
It hurts to quit and it hurts to carry on.
April 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It hurts to quit and it hurts to carry on.
London full of new balance mums today, Ha-LO! How are you?
April 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
London full of new balance mums today, Ha-LO! How are you?
Just remembered the time I was 18-19 and dreamt of being one of those no brake bicycle couriers in London.
April 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just remembered the time I was 18-19 and dreamt of being one of those no brake bicycle couriers in London.
Can someone write something relevant on the current relationship between Degrowth to De-Globalization
April 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Can someone write something relevant on the current relationship between Degrowth to De-Globalization
Am I the only person in the world who's really not interested in Ed Atkins.
April 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Am I the only person in the world who's really not interested in Ed Atkins.
if you get interviewed as an artist you should answer all questions with a question, but if you're going for a job you really shouldn't do that.
April 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
if you get interviewed as an artist you should answer all questions with a question, but if you're going for a job you really shouldn't do that.
Gen z calling April fools day misinformation day 😆
April 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Gen z calling April fools day misinformation day 😆
Arranging books by colour is a hate crime
April 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Arranging books by colour is a hate crime
If you love your mum so much why don't you marry them.
March 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If you love your mum so much why don't you marry them.
I chose a good day to stare at the sun all day
March 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I chose a good day to stare at the sun all day
Idea for a film called "it's no one's birthday"
A conceptual artist has an idea to meet a person born on each day of the year. Until they struggle to find anyone born on one particular date. After this goes viral on the internet it builds a cult following until someone finds a person born on that
A conceptual artist has an idea to meet a person born on each day of the year. Until they struggle to find anyone born on one particular date. After this goes viral on the internet it builds a cult following until someone finds a person born on that
March 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Idea for a film called "it's no one's birthday"
A conceptual artist has an idea to meet a person born on each day of the year. Until they struggle to find anyone born on one particular date. After this goes viral on the internet it builds a cult following until someone finds a person born on that
A conceptual artist has an idea to meet a person born on each day of the year. Until they struggle to find anyone born on one particular date. After this goes viral on the internet it builds a cult following until someone finds a person born on that
Put all influencers on a higher tax rate.
March 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Put all influencers on a higher tax rate.
Please don't invite me to your event if it contains the following, clay, prosecco and fun.
March 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Please don't invite me to your event if it contains the following, clay, prosecco and fun.
I saw our neighbour walking a dog. They don't have a dog so I asked if it was a new acquisition, She turned to me and said no, it's a Frenchie.
March 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I saw our neighbour walking a dog. They don't have a dog so I asked if it was a new acquisition, She turned to me and said no, it's a Frenchie.
Being bullied by my rear windscreen wiper.
March 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Being bullied by my rear windscreen wiper.
Going to start a novelty mug company to keep me afloat, it's sad and lonely but that's the target audience.
March 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Going to start a novelty mug company to keep me afloat, it's sad and lonely but that's the target audience.
I need to ask artists who's bankrolling you? Like seriously.
March 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I need to ask artists who's bankrolling you? Like seriously.