Release the KOTOR II Butthole Cut !
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Release the KOTOR II Butthole Cut !
Happy Father’s Day to all you hot daddies out there.
June 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Happy Father’s Day to all you hot daddies out there.
This could be us but you playin
April 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
This could be us but you playin
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a rental car is a good guy with a rental car.
January 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a rental car is a good guy with a rental car.
Intentionally filling out my annual performance review while having to take a giganto humongo piss. My manager will appreciate the brevity.
Say more with less with a bladder under duress.
Say more with less with a bladder under duress.
January 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Intentionally filling out my annual performance review while having to take a giganto humongo piss. My manager will appreciate the brevity.
Say more with less with a bladder under duress.
Say more with less with a bladder under duress.
It's halfway to 2050! 🥂
December 31, 2024 at 11:06 PM
It's halfway to 2050! 🥂
Happy anniversary to the planet Earth. 😌
December 31, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the planet Earth. 😌
Don't even fucking come to my basement tech talk if you're scared of stage dives and crowd kills.
December 23, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Don't even fucking come to my basement tech talk if you're scared of stage dives and crowd kills.
😎😎😎
Goddamn right I love my stepkids:
* Sense
* That
* Everything
* Pure and
* Kind
* Is
* Dying
* Slowly
😎😎😎
Goddamn right I love my stepkids:
* Sense
* That
* Everything
* Pure and
* Kind
* Is
* Dying
* Slowly
😎😎😎
December 15, 2024 at 9:51 PM
😎😎😎
Goddamn right I love my stepkids:
* Sense
* That
* Everything
* Pure and
* Kind
* Is
* Dying
* Slowly
😎😎😎
Goddamn right I love my stepkids:
* Sense
* That
* Everything
* Pure and
* Kind
* Is
* Dying
* Slowly
😎😎😎
Pretty sus that they call themselves Twenty One Pilots but there's only two of them. What are they hiding. #freethe19pilots!
December 14, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Pretty sus that they call themselves Twenty One Pilots but there's only two of them. What are they hiding. #freethe19pilots!
Can we all take a step back and appreciate a nice and succinct sub-300 word manifesto?
December 11, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Can we all take a step back and appreciate a nice and succinct sub-300 word manifesto?
Okay hear me out:
Latke flavored condoms. Savory!
Latke flavored condoms. Savory!
December 8, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Okay hear me out:
Latke flavored condoms. Savory!
Latke flavored condoms. Savory!
I am a machine that ingests coffee and produces "it depends" responses on Slack.
#PrincipalEngineer
#PrincipalEngineer
December 6, 2024 at 10:51 AM
I am a machine that ingests coffee and produces "it depends" responses on Slack.
#PrincipalEngineer
#PrincipalEngineer
Finally gonna start on Skeleton Crew today. I hear reviews are positive. I guess that means they replaced everyone with straight white dudes and it’s a gritty, realistic war epic. Thanks, Star Wars fans, can’t wait.
December 4, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Finally gonna start on Skeleton Crew today. I hear reviews are positive. I guess that means they replaced everyone with straight white dudes and it’s a gritty, realistic war epic. Thanks, Star Wars fans, can’t wait.
I'll have you know that all the moms think I'm handsome, okay?
December 3, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I'll have you know that all the moms think I'm handsome, okay?
You might be cool, but are you broke production twice in a day with white-space changes cool? 😎
December 2, 2024 at 4:09 PM
You might be cool, but are you broke production twice in a day with white-space changes cool? 😎
10-hour Ambient Dungeon Synth mix and chill
December 2, 2024 at 3:04 PM
10-hour Ambient Dungeon Synth mix and chill
Remember that everything in that Christmas store is purpose-built to go all up in ya b-hole.
Have a safe and happy holidays!
Have a safe and happy holidays!
December 1, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Remember that everything in that Christmas store is purpose-built to go all up in ya b-hole.
Have a safe and happy holidays!
Have a safe and happy holidays!
I enjoy customizing and using #Hyprland, but I will never be a real and true user because my avatar is cringe Star Wars and not cringe anime girls.
November 29, 2024 at 10:34 AM
I enjoy customizing and using #Hyprland, but I will never be a real and true user because my avatar is cringe Star Wars and not cringe anime girls.
Back on the other platform I got followed by a bunch of random hip-hop heads because I mentioned an artist's name. Let's see if it happens here!
Gucci Mane
Gucci Mane
November 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Back on the other platform I got followed by a bunch of random hip-hop heads because I mentioned an artist's name. Let's see if it happens here!
Gucci Mane
Gucci Mane
`alias k-k-k-kubernetes="kubectl"`
Ahh that's better
Ahh that's better
November 28, 2024 at 12:59 PM
`alias k-k-k-kubernetes="kubectl"`
Ahh that's better
Ahh that's better
Message, Spock?
None that I am conscious of. Except of course, Happy Thanksgiving. Surely, the best of times.
None that I am conscious of. Except of course, Happy Thanksgiving. Surely, the best of times.
November 28, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Message, Spock?
None that I am conscious of. Except of course, Happy Thanksgiving. Surely, the best of times.
None that I am conscious of. Except of course, Happy Thanksgiving. Surely, the best of times.
Who are these people liking my intro skeet. I don't even know you!
September 3, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Who are these people liking my intro skeet. I don't even know you!