NerdyTeddy
@nerdyteddy85.bsky.social
Melaninated Omnivert, awkwardly navigating life one day at a time. Everready for my next adventure & new experiences.
Pro-Black ✊🏿 | SGL👬🏿 | 1906 🤙🏿 | DC Native 🥁 | Nerd 🤓 | Goofball 🤪 | Teddy 🐻 | Selenophile 🌕 | P.D.i.T.
Pro-Black ✊🏿 | SGL👬🏿 | 1906 🤙🏿 | DC Native 🥁 | Nerd 🤓 | Goofball 🤪 | Teddy 🐻 | Selenophile 🌕 | P.D.i.T.
Okay for Petco trade giving me some free doggie treats for my babies. I guess even while looking like a werewolf, I can still give them a little something they can feel. 🤏🏿
February 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Okay for Petco trade giving me some free doggie treats for my babies. I guess even while looking like a werewolf, I can still give them a little something they can feel. 🤏🏿
This week has been too much and it's only Wednesday. When I get home, I'll be checking the it will grant me safe passage to Narnia. If not, I'll just try the Ballad of the Wiches' Road again...
February 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This week has been too much and it's only Wednesday. When I get home, I'll be checking the it will grant me safe passage to Narnia. If not, I'll just try the Ballad of the Wiches' Road again...
In terms of Black Memes, what's your general mood this week.
February 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
In terms of Black Memes, what's your general mood this week.
Me to my Doctor: "My anxiety has been a little high lately. I think the Fluoxetine may be losing its effectiveness."
My Doctor: "Yes. I'm going to switch you to Sertraline from Fluoxetine. Prozac tends to be more effective in younger people."
Me: "Oh so you're saying I'm not young?"
My Doctor: "Yes. I'm going to switch you to Sertraline from Fluoxetine. Prozac tends to be more effective in younger people."
Me: "Oh so you're saying I'm not young?"
January 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me to my Doctor: "My anxiety has been a little high lately. I think the Fluoxetine may be losing its effectiveness."
My Doctor: "Yes. I'm going to switch you to Sertraline from Fluoxetine. Prozac tends to be more effective in younger people."
Me: "Oh so you're saying I'm not young?"
My Doctor: "Yes. I'm going to switch you to Sertraline from Fluoxetine. Prozac tends to be more effective in younger people."
Me: "Oh so you're saying I'm not young?"
Everyone involved in this scene really tried it, especially Ryan Murphy. Who's idea was it to use them pale-azz uncooked-looking pieces of fish? And then have the nerve to say the actor say "...frying up real nice".
January 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Everyone involved in this scene really tried it, especially Ryan Murphy. Who's idea was it to use them pale-azz uncooked-looking pieces of fish? And then have the nerve to say the actor say "...frying up real nice".
"He was giving everyone a piece of his heart..." Is the most ridiculous explanation for that "awkward gesture". SMH
January 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"He was giving everyone a piece of his heart..." Is the most ridiculous explanation for that "awkward gesture". SMH
Companies with rewards programs where the rewards points renew every year are dark-sided and not of God. 😒
January 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Companies with rewards programs where the rewards points renew every year are dark-sided and not of God. 😒
Random Thought: As an adolescent, I could see myself as a background dancer for Aaliyah, Britney Spears, and/or Janet. I'm still not completely clear how I landed in Human Resources...
January 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Random Thought: As an adolescent, I could see myself as a background dancer for Aaliyah, Britney Spears, and/or Janet. I'm still not completely clear how I landed in Human Resources...
No cheating. Your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.
I just know she's probably tired of me at this point... 😮💨
I just know she's probably tired of me at this point... 😮💨
December 13, 2024 at 12:57 AM
No cheating. Your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.
I just know she's probably tired of me at this point... 😮💨
I just know she's probably tired of me at this point... 😮💨
My liver and stomach on my vacation, trying to figure out what exactly planned to accomplish by having some Tequila after a series of Whiskey & Pickleback Shots...
#BlackSky
#BlackSky
December 13, 2024 at 12:40 AM
My liver and stomach on my vacation, trying to figure out what exactly planned to accomplish by having some Tequila after a series of Whiskey & Pickleback Shots...
#BlackSky
#BlackSky
I like to think of them in terms of Game of Thrones.
New York sits on the Iron Throne, of course;
Joseline = Riverrun Queen;
Nene = Harrenhal Queen;
Natalie = Queen of the Wildings Beyond the Wall.
New York sits on the Iron Throne, of course;
Joseline = Riverrun Queen;
Nene = Harrenhal Queen;
Natalie = Queen of the Wildings Beyond the Wall.
December 12, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I like to think of them in terms of Game of Thrones.
New York sits on the Iron Throne, of course;
Joseline = Riverrun Queen;
Nene = Harrenhal Queen;
Natalie = Queen of the Wildings Beyond the Wall.
New York sits on the Iron Throne, of course;
Joseline = Riverrun Queen;
Nene = Harrenhal Queen;
Natalie = Queen of the Wildings Beyond the Wall.
I don't know if it's because I'm on a cruise this week or that I stopped using Leon's app, but I completely missed the fallout of Remy Ma and Papoose. Why is my girl crashing out on IG?
December 12, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I don't know if it's because I'm on a cruise this week or that I stopped using Leon's app, but I completely missed the fallout of Remy Ma and Papoose. Why is my girl crashing out on IG?
Brushing my teeth while laying on the bed, may be a new level of laziness that I just unlocked.
December 11, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Brushing my teeth while laying on the bed, may be a new level of laziness that I just unlocked.
Up, Up, & Away! B-Day vacation is officially taxiing. Activating Sagiterrorist mode... 🤸🏿♂️🕺🏿💃🏿🍹
December 9, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Up, Up, & Away! B-Day vacation is officially taxiing. Activating Sagiterrorist mode... 🤸🏿♂️🕺🏿💃🏿🍹
At 39, I hoped I would've outgrown my ticklishness, but I decided to subject myself to the torture of a pre-vacation pedicure... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30
December 9, 2024 at 12:47 AM
At 39, I hoped I would've outgrown my ticklishness, but I decided to subject myself to the torture of a pre-vacation pedicure... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30
Those who come to a complete stop at a yellow light, should be made to walk to the town center, while being subjected to us townfolk yell "shame!"
December 8, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Those who come to a complete stop at a yellow light, should be made to walk to the town center, while being subjected to us townfolk yell "shame!"
Some of these Millennial & Zillennial gospel girlies, aren't afraid to have a little fun with their fashions. Nor are they afraid to show off them ankles or shoulders. Lol
December 6, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Some of these Millennial & Zillennial gospel girlies, aren't afraid to have a little fun with their fashions. Nor are they afraid to show off them ankles or shoulders. Lol
Since it's Founders' Day and my Birthday, let me share a few of my favorite pictures with some of my Favorite Brothers. 🤙🏿🖤💛
December 5, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Since it's Founders' Day and my Birthday, let me share a few of my favorite pictures with some of my Favorite Brothers. 🤙🏿🖤💛
Happy Founders' Day Brothers! 🤙🏿
December 4, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Happy Founders' Day Brothers! 🤙🏿
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Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
Who are your favorites?
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December 1, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Who are your favorites?
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Them: what are you thankful for?
Me:
Me:
November 28, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Them: what are you thankful for?
Me:
Me:
BlackSky Soul Train!!
November 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
BlackSky Soul Train!!
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Aht aht aht now don’t start that stealing SKEET shit. The RESKEET button right there!
November 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Aht aht aht now don’t start that stealing SKEET shit. The RESKEET button right there!