Pinned
*he eats shit.*
I didn’t know emos could fight!
I didn’t know emos could fight!
( He attempts to catch his wrist, to drag him into a nasty elbow strike to the face. )
November 29, 2024 at 6:31 AM
*he eats shit.*
I didn’t know emos could fight!
I didn’t know emos could fight!
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💜 & ↺ ?
November 12, 2024 at 10:36 AM
💜 & ↺ ?
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November 10, 2024 at 11:02 AM
*max narrowly redirects his punch with his arm and tackles the emo to the ground, his fist cocked, ready to punch his head in.*
I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!
//it’s safe to assume he has a decent amount of fight experience in him so I decided to give him this one little evasion
I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!
//it’s safe to assume he has a decent amount of fight experience in him so I decided to give him this one little evasion
ㅤ
ㅤ He hops back just before the brutal nut attack. In a split second, Max Jägerman would find himself being tugged towards the weird bang'd freak.
ㅤ💥 KER-POW‼️ He's aiming to pop him right in the kisser
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ㅤ He hops back just before the brutal nut attack. In a split second, Max Jägerman would find himself being tugged towards the weird bang'd freak.
ㅤ💥 KER-POW‼️ He's aiming to pop him right in the kisser
ㅤ
November 9, 2024 at 9:09 AM
*max narrowly redirects his punch with his arm and tackles the emo to the ground, his fist cocked, ready to punch his head in.*
I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!
//it’s safe to assume he has a decent amount of fight experience in him so I decided to give him this one little evasion
I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!
//it’s safe to assume he has a decent amount of fight experience in him so I decided to give him this one little evasion
*he scoffed.*
Shut up bitch.
*kyle and Jason drew closer.*
You just earned yourself a flick it ticket, Nerd.
*he punched him in the balls.*
Shut up bitch.
*kyle and Jason drew closer.*
You just earned yourself a flick it ticket, Nerd.
*he punched him in the balls.*
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ㅤ ( The cigarette flies from between his lips onto the ground ! He stares ahead before smirking. )
ㅤ I'll give you a ten second head start to beat it.
ㅤ
ㅤ ( The cigarette flies from between his lips onto the ground ! He stares ahead before smirking. )
ㅤ I'll give you a ten second head start to beat it.
ㅤ
November 9, 2024 at 8:48 AM
*he scoffed.*
Shut up bitch.
*kyle and Jason drew closer.*
You just earned yourself a flick it ticket, Nerd.
*he punched him in the balls.*
Shut up bitch.
*kyle and Jason drew closer.*
You just earned yourself a flick it ticket, Nerd.
*he punched him in the balls.*
DID I SAY YOU COULD SMOKE, EMO?
*max Jägerman and his two jock associates Jason and Kyle walked up towards suguru.*
*he punched the cigarette out of his mouth.*
*max Jägerman and his two jock associates Jason and Kyle walked up towards suguru.*
*he punched the cigarette out of his mouth.*
November 9, 2024 at 8:18 AM
DID I SAY YOU COULD SMOKE, EMO?
*max Jägerman and his two jock associates Jason and Kyle walked up towards suguru.*
*he punched the cigarette out of his mouth.*
*max Jägerman and his two jock associates Jason and Kyle walked up towards suguru.*
*he punched the cigarette out of his mouth.*
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❴🫀❵ : Hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen. Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht﹙Mein Herz brennt﹚
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❴🫀❵ : Hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen. Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht﹙Mein Herz brennt﹚
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September 5, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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❴🫀❵ : Hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen. Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht﹙Mein Herz brennt﹚
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❴🫀❵ : Hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen. Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht﹙Mein Herz brennt﹚
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I HATE NERDS!!!
November 8, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I HATE NERDS!!!
I can’t wait for max to just like die I have something real good planned//
November 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I can’t wait for max to just like die I have something real good planned//
*the jock just dropped all of his canned beers on the floor alongside his jaw.*
Freaky ass Bitch!!
Freaky ass Bitch!!
⠀⠀⠀A luminous blade unfurls from the 𝘜𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮’𝘴 arm, slicing through the air in a flash of intense light, casting vibrant streaks of purple and blue.
⠀⠀〝⠀There’s seemingly no blade out there that would match the power of my 𝙙𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙚 one.⠀〞
⠀⠀〝⠀There’s seemingly no blade out there that would match the power of my 𝙙𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙚 one.⠀〞
November 7, 2024 at 7:58 AM
*the jock just dropped all of his canned beers on the floor alongside his jaw.*
Freaky ass Bitch!!
Freaky ass Bitch!!
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November 7, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Did someone say musicals
#Cyber/Schrix
It's legit one of my favorite musicals ever
I even have a DVD of one of the Broadway showings with Angela Landsbury as Mrs Lovett 😭😭
It's legit one of my favorite musicals ever
I even have a DVD of one of the Broadway showings with Angela Landsbury as Mrs Lovett 😭😭
Now I'm humming it in my head and it's so catchy!!!
November 7, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Did someone say musicals
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Reposted by Max Jägerman
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⠀ 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥
𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳
⠀⠀ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙊𝙛 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙯𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙜.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
⠀ 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥
𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳
⠀⠀ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙊𝙛 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙯𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙜.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
November 4, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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⠀ 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥
𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳
⠀⠀ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙊𝙛 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙯𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙜.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
⠀ 𝘏𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥
𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳
⠀⠀ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙊𝙛 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙯𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙜.
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February 8, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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"My writer forgot about here... What a bozo he can't kill me off forever"
April 26, 2024 at 12:44 PM
"My writer forgot about here... What a bozo he can't kill me off forever"
Reposted by Max Jägerman
𝐖𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.
#parodybluesky / #RPBSK / #PARODYBSK / #PARODYBS 𝐗 #MVRP X #Dorohedororp
#parodybluesky / #RPBSK / #PARODYBSK / #PARODYBS 𝐗 #MVRP X #Dorohedororp
October 20, 2024 at 11:52 AM
𝐖𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.
#parodybluesky / #RPBSK / #PARODYBSK / #PARODYBS 𝐗 #MVRP X #Dorohedororp
#parodybluesky / #RPBSK / #PARODYBSK / #PARODYBS 𝐗 #MVRP X #Dorohedororp
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Dunno why the fuck the warehouse feels so different tod- wait what the fuck where is the bird why is it a butterfly WH
[Angry pissed off chair has joined parody bluesky]
[Angry pissed off chair has joined parody bluesky]
October 17, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Dunno why the fuck the warehouse feels so different tod- wait what the fuck where is the bird why is it a butterfly WH
[Angry pissed off chair has joined parody bluesky]
[Angry pissed off chair has joined parody bluesky]
He looks like a nerd
November 7, 2024 at 7:31 AM
He looks like a nerd
I don’t give a fuck what you are you nerdy prude because you just earned yourself a Flick it Ticket, Bitch!
I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*he made a attempt to nut tap the sabretooth.*
I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*he made a attempt to nut tap the sabretooth.*
He let out a low, rumbling chuckle, frustration mixing with amusement as he spoke through gritted teeth.
"I ain't no werewolf," he growled, even as he fought the urge to snarl something wild, "I'm a mutant."
"I ain't no werewolf," he growled, even as he fought the urge to snarl something wild, "I'm a mutant."
November 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I don’t give a fuck what you are you nerdy prude because you just earned yourself a Flick it Ticket, Bitch!
I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*he made a attempt to nut tap the sabretooth.*
I AM JÄGERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*he made a attempt to nut tap the sabretooth.*
AH A WEREWULF!!
*he jumped back, terrified*
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU FUCKERS WERE REAL!!!
IM SO FUCKING SCARED OF WEREWULVES!!
maybe I should just run…
Where max? Back home so dad can call you a little Cuck!
Can’t even fight off one lousy werewulf!
No….
SQUARE UP, BITCH!
*he jumped back, terrified*
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU FUCKERS WERE REAL!!!
IM SO FUCKING SCARED OF WEREWULVES!!
maybe I should just run…
Where max? Back home so dad can call you a little Cuck!
Can’t even fight off one lousy werewulf!
No….
SQUARE UP, BITCH!
Victor looked downright incredulous, a low growl rumbling in his chest as his claws extended, sharp and menacing.
"I'm from Canada and don’t push your luck, or I’ll try killin’ you."
"I'm from Canada and don’t push your luck, or I’ll try killin’ you."
I asked you… are you from CLIVESSSDALEEE!
DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME THAT TIME?
DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME THAT TIME?
November 5, 2024 at 3:40 PM
AH A WEREWULF!!
*he jumped back, terrified*
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU FUCKERS WERE REAL!!!
IM SO FUCKING SCARED OF WEREWULVES!!
maybe I should just run…
Where max? Back home so dad can call you a little Cuck!
Can’t even fight off one lousy werewulf!
No….
SQUARE UP, BITCH!
*he jumped back, terrified*
I ALWAYS KNEW YOU FUCKERS WERE REAL!!!
IM SO FUCKING SCARED OF WEREWULVES!!
maybe I should just run…
Where max? Back home so dad can call you a little Cuck!
Can’t even fight off one lousy werewulf!
No….
SQUARE UP, BITCH!
I asked you… are you from CLIVESSSDALEEE!
DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME THAT TIME?
DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME THAT TIME?
"What the fuck?" The truth is that Victor is confused.
Are you a nerdy prude and or from clivesdale, bitch?
November 5, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I asked you… are you from CLIVESSSDALEEE!
DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME THAT TIME?
DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME THAT TIME?
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⠀⠀⠀⢸⣏⠻⣶⣤⡶⢾⡿⠁
⠀⠀⣀⣼⠷⠀⠀⠁⢀⣿⠃⠀
⠴⣾⣯⣅⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠉⢻⡇⣤⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#ONEPIECE #OCRP
#originalcharacter
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣏⠻⣶⣤⡶⢾⡿⠁
⠀⠀⣀⣼⠷⠀⠀⠁⢀⣿⠃⠀
⠴⣾⣯⣅⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠉⢻⡇⣤⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#ONEPIECE #OCRP
#originalcharacter
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October 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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⠀⠀⠀⢸⣏⠻⣶⣤⡶⢾⡿⠁
⠀⠀⣀⣼⠷⠀⠀⠁⢀⣿⠃⠀
⠴⣾⣯⣅⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠉⢻⡇⣤⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#ONEPIECE #OCRP
#originalcharacter
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣏⠻⣶⣤⡶⢾⡿⠁
⠀⠀⣀⣼⠷⠀⠀⠁⢀⣿⠃⠀
⠴⣾⣯⣅⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠉⢻⡇⣤⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#ONEPIECE #OCRP
#originalcharacter
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⠀ ⠀𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦,
⠀⠀ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧.
⠀⠀𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳
⠀⠀𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
⠀⠀ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧.
⠀⠀𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳
⠀⠀𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
November 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
⠀ ⠀𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦,
⠀⠀ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧.
⠀⠀𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳
⠀⠀𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
⠀⠀ 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧𝘧.
⠀⠀𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳
⠀⠀𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶.