tunji🇵🇸
@nerdatthecooltable.bsky.social
🕋3blessed. | All Duas In publications. | poet/author. | ABA. 📈 | Linux. 👨🏾💻
DC native w/🇳🇬🇹🇹🇯🇲🇧🇧DNA.
~Jay’s & Cj’s Baba.
DC native w/🇳🇬🇹🇹🇯🇲🇧🇧DNA.
~Jay’s & Cj’s Baba.
Pinned
Love training my back so I can lift heavier women. I mean stuff.
Been saving all my money for the past 12 years by being a Muslim who isn’t misguided enough to be partaking in non-Islamic holidays, birthdays, or “anniversaries”.
3blessed.
3blessed.
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Been saving all my money for the past 12 years by being a Muslim who isn’t misguided enough to be partaking in non-Islamic holidays, birthdays, or “anniversaries”.
3blessed.
3blessed.
Living in the time skip where quoting the leader of the free world is becoming a meme again. this hasn’t happened since Bush Jr.
December 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Living in the time skip where quoting the leader of the free world is becoming a meme again. this hasn’t happened since Bush Jr.
Why I have to become a provider during the time where living is the highest ever man lmaoooooo can I get a re-roll??
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why I have to become a provider during the time where living is the highest ever man lmaoooooo can I get a re-roll??
Had to step in and check some random trying to downplay this black lady on Twitter who’s encouraging people that the healthcare industry is hiring. I hate when people try to make their job seeking experience the ideal experience.
December 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Had to step in and check some random trying to downplay this black lady on Twitter who’s encouraging people that the healthcare industry is hiring. I hate when people try to make their job seeking experience the ideal experience.
Me explaining to a 38 year old mom from Maryland what meezy means is so funny because she must have thought I was insulting her nah mamas I’m just saying you’re from Maryland that’s ya nickname in this generation 😂😂😂
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Me explaining to a 38 year old mom from Maryland what meezy means is so funny because she must have thought I was insulting her nah mamas I’m just saying you’re from Maryland that’s ya nickname in this generation 😂😂😂
Just yelled at this obvious scammer with an Indian accent pretending to be from the IRS told them leave me alone before I hack their entire system.
Her response: have a nice day
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her response: have a nice day
😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Just yelled at this obvious scammer with an Indian accent pretending to be from the IRS told them leave me alone before I hack their entire system.
Her response: have a nice day
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her response: have a nice day
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alhamdulillah another company hired me just waiting on them to approve my client for services.
I lowkey feel like them white people didn’t wanna hire me foreal. Because they didn’t even ask the reason behind the charge or they looking at the case I caught as an 18 year old which was dismissed lmao
I lowkey feel like them white people didn’t wanna hire me foreal. Because they didn’t even ask the reason behind the charge or they looking at the case I caught as an 18 year old which was dismissed lmao
I miss the days where I could say I don’t have a criminal record lmao
I sent my rapsheet to this job that gave me an offer and they was like “nope we are good” before I can send them the rest of the documents. Mind you I have zero felonies.
I sent my rapsheet to this job that gave me an offer and they was like “nope we are good” before I can send them the rest of the documents. Mind you I have zero felonies.
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Alhamdulillah another company hired me just waiting on them to approve my client for services.
I lowkey feel like them white people didn’t wanna hire me foreal. Because they didn’t even ask the reason behind the charge or they looking at the case I caught as an 18 year old which was dismissed lmao
I lowkey feel like them white people didn’t wanna hire me foreal. Because they didn’t even ask the reason behind the charge or they looking at the case I caught as an 18 year old which was dismissed lmao
I miss the days where I could say I don’t have a criminal record lmao
I sent my rapsheet to this job that gave me an offer and they was like “nope we are good” before I can send them the rest of the documents. Mind you I have zero felonies.
I sent my rapsheet to this job that gave me an offer and they was like “nope we are good” before I can send them the rest of the documents. Mind you I have zero felonies.
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I miss the days where I could say I don’t have a criminal record lmao
I sent my rapsheet to this job that gave me an offer and they was like “nope we are good” before I can send them the rest of the documents. Mind you I have zero felonies.
I sent my rapsheet to this job that gave me an offer and they was like “nope we are good” before I can send them the rest of the documents. Mind you I have zero felonies.
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2-٢
3-٣
4-٤
5-٥
6-٦
7-٧
8-٨
9-٩
10-١٠
After you know these counting/reading Arabic numbers become a breeze ngl
1-١
2-٢
3-٣
4-٤
5-٥
6-٦
7-٧
8-٨
9-٩
10-١٠
After you know these counting/reading Arabic numbers become a breeze ngl
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
0-٠
1-١
2-٢
3-٣
4-٤
5-٥
6-٦
7-٧
8-٨
9-٩
10-١٠
After you know these counting/reading Arabic numbers become a breeze ngl
1-١
2-٢
3-٣
4-٤
5-٥
6-٦
7-٧
8-٨
9-٩
10-١٠
After you know these counting/reading Arabic numbers become a breeze ngl
Anywho still gotta do my revising for my conversation Arabic.
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Anywho still gotta do my revising for my conversation Arabic.
It’s crazy how I still assume every bad cold as Covid
But I am happy I’m finally getting over this one.
I hate when a cold makes it hard for me to recite the Quran. Just shows u how lazy the English language is actually.
But I am happy I’m finally getting over this one.
I hate when a cold makes it hard for me to recite the Quran. Just shows u how lazy the English language is actually.
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It’s crazy how I still assume every bad cold as Covid
But I am happy I’m finally getting over this one.
I hate when a cold makes it hard for me to recite the Quran. Just shows u how lazy the English language is actually.
But I am happy I’m finally getting over this one.
I hate when a cold makes it hard for me to recite the Quran. Just shows u how lazy the English language is actually.
He’ll be out next year
Is Fetty Wap still in jail? They have the voice of an angel
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
He’ll be out next year
“Is this ai?”
whole time it’s just a video of students calling their teachers by their first name. It’s always some idiot in the comments moving like a biomass NPC.
whole time it’s just a video of students calling their teachers by their first name. It’s always some idiot in the comments moving like a biomass NPC.
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“Is this ai?”
whole time it’s just a video of students calling their teachers by their first name. It’s always some idiot in the comments moving like a biomass NPC.
whole time it’s just a video of students calling their teachers by their first name. It’s always some idiot in the comments moving like a biomass NPC.
I wonder will Maturin make an appearance in welcome to derry to help them fight Pennywise
December 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I wonder will Maturin make an appearance in welcome to derry to help them fight Pennywise
All people on this app do is complain and be horny where’s the damn jokes man
December 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
All people on this app do is complain and be horny where’s the damn jokes man
Every person who has me blocked on here 9x out of 10 were insufferable anyway so it works out
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Every person who has me blocked on here 9x out of 10 were insufferable anyway so it works out
Why does so many little kids suffer from SIB nowadays?
Why does a five year old thoughts go towards triggering SIB?
Why does a five year old thoughts go towards triggering SIB?
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Why does so many little kids suffer from SIB nowadays?
Why does a five year old thoughts go towards triggering SIB?
Why does a five year old thoughts go towards triggering SIB?
so peaceful around fajr because all the degenerates and hypocrites are sleep. Alhamdulillah.
Prayer is better than sleep.
Prayer is better than sleep.
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
so peaceful around fajr because all the degenerates and hypocrites are sleep. Alhamdulillah.
Prayer is better than sleep.
Prayer is better than sleep.
🫶🏾🫶🏾
the feeling is mutual
the feeling is mutual
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
🫶🏾🫶🏾
the feeling is mutual
the feeling is mutual
Love letters? Noob work.
I’d publish an entire poetry book dedicated to you.
I’d publish an entire poetry book dedicated to you.
December 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Love letters? Noob work.
I’d publish an entire poetry book dedicated to you.
I’d publish an entire poetry book dedicated to you.
Idk how someone can be with a man for 8 years without any indication that he’ll marry you when you clearly want to be a wife nor do i understand living with a man that’s going allow you to go the entire year without a phone Lol but I’m wrong for not sending you money to get a uber home?
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Idk how someone can be with a man for 8 years without any indication that he’ll marry you when you clearly want to be a wife nor do i understand living with a man that’s going allow you to go the entire year without a phone Lol but I’m wrong for not sending you money to get a uber home?
Perfection is from Allah alone.
just be my peace and safe place
just be my peace and safe place
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Perfection is from Allah alone.
just be my peace and safe place
just be my peace and safe place
If they do assigned me to this five year old I hope it’s a black boy. 🌹
But race doesn’t matter I just love working with autistic kids, they are the coolest.
But race doesn’t matter I just love working with autistic kids, they are the coolest.
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If they do assigned me to this five year old I hope it’s a black boy. 🌹
But race doesn’t matter I just love working with autistic kids, they are the coolest.
But race doesn’t matter I just love working with autistic kids, they are the coolest.
When your $1776 check hits and moments later sarge hits you with
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
When your $1776 check hits and moments later sarge hits you with