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37yo sub gainer in NJ

SW: 155 CW: 308 GW: Lap full of belly
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✨ISSUE 5 HAS RELEASED!✨

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View our experiences and relationships with health and fatness through art, essays, comics, and more!
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Eggnog quart 3 for the season
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Eggnog quart 2 for the season
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Well, I guess I made it to 2pm today before devolving into mindless pig behavior...
a close up of a cartoon pig with a yellow liquid coming out of its nose .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon pig with a yellow liquid coming out of its nose .
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November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The first eggnog of the season has been consumed!

1 quart down 🐷

Leave your guesses on how much eggnog you think I'll consume this season and I'll do my best to keep track.
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Oops... The piggy haze only lifted long enough to get a few hours of work done before descending like a horny weighted blanket once again.

I'm back on the couch, waiting for a grocery delivery, ready to fucking devour half of it upon arrival.
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Before the midnight binge when I went completely piggy feral:
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Throwing this out into the universe: I would love to build a spicy connection with a feeder who I trust enough to just give them my address. I'd share a calendar with them of when I'll be home or out... and just never know when food will show up at my door that I'm expected to eat immediately.
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I think my new favorite way to fight a long stretch of depression is escaping into horny piggy gainer brain. The wild thing is, after about a week of this... I think it's actually helping. 🐷
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I'm watching the new episode of Gastronauts... And I would like Patrick to cook for me and then give me belly rubs plz 🥹 I promise to do the dishes!
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It feels so good to feel fat and horny on nights like this.

I've been in survival mode for so long and with this big move I got dangerously close to intense SI territory again. I'm okay but it hasn't been pretty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I was stoned and curled up in bed with a smutty book... And then my ravenous piggy brain flipped on and I had to get up and stuff my belly with whatever I could get my hands on... Now it's 1:30am and I need belly rubs. 🥺
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It had been quite a while.... 😅
September 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
September 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's truly mind blowing to me how easily some people quit gaining.

I don't say this to belittle anyone. They tried out a kink, weighed their feelings on it, and tapped out when the bad outweighed the good for their personal experience. That's emotionally healthy and awesome!
September 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
👋Sign of Life Post- I'm alive but focused on financial survival right now. Unfortunately that has led to me losing 40lbs. I'm just feeling a bit like a deflated balloon and bummed about it.

l'm probably gonna continue to be quiet here but if you wanna see what l'm doing other places, DM me.
August 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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July 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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a comic I did for @durabledeer.bsky.social a while ago 1/3
July 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Between playing Date Everything earlier today and scrolling through my mutuals now... 🥵
July 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Felt big after AYCE KBBQ last night, so I decided to break out an old size L tank top.
July 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm gonna close down my OnlyFans soon. I can't afford to gain right now and I'm feeling very sexually numb.

I'm not trying to disappear from the community. Just tired of trying to monetize every aspect of my life. I'm still here, just won't be posting as much.
July 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Spent some time just appreciating the fat body I have made for myself so far. onlyfans.com/1813744375/n...
July 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This pair of underwear was fully intact when I put them on this morning... My thighs had a field day destroying them and now they're filled with Pride protest sweat.... Anyone want them?
June 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM