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@nerdalertgrows.bsky.social
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(they/them)
37yo gainer in NJ
SW: 155 CW: 308 GW: Lap full of belly
Tell me to eat: https://cash.app/$NerdAlertGrows
🚫 Ai, racists, or tranphobes
(they/them)
37yo gainer in NJ
SW: 155 CW: 308 GW: Lap full of belly
Tell me to eat: https://cash.app/$NerdAlertGrows
🚫 Ai, racists, or tranphobes
Feeders: What creative ways would you try to make sure this belly stays stuffed for the rest of the night when I get too tired and lazy to keep feeding?
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Feeders: What creative ways would you try to make sure this belly stays stuffed for the rest of the night when I get too tired and lazy to keep feeding?
Too full to get up and find my nipple pumps but I'm right there with ya on the rest!
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Too full to get up and find my nipple pumps but I'm right there with ya on the rest!
When I see a cute guy talking about how much he wants to "breed a fat pig's pussy", I have to bite my tongue because I want to explain my desired gender affirming care (Phallus-Preserving Vaginoplasty) and find out if a truly fuckable fatpad sounds as amazing to him as it does to me.
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
When I see a cute guy talking about how much he wants to "breed a fat pig's pussy", I have to bite my tongue because I want to explain my desired gender affirming care (Phallus-Preserving Vaginoplasty) and find out if a truly fuckable fatpad sounds as amazing to him as it does to me.
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*deep pained sigh as I put my head in my hands in defeat*
Why can’t I be like him…
Why can’t I be like him…
2480 lb Giant Pumpkin Timelapse | aka "Bear Swipe" | Winner of Topsfield Fair
YouTube video by Northeast Giant Pumpkin Classics
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January 5, 2026 at 11:07 AM
*deep pained sigh as I put my head in my hands in defeat*
Why can’t I be like him…
Why can’t I be like him…
I lost 50lbs in 2024/25 because broke. I would really love to gain those 50lbs back in 2026.
I think I'm gonna actually try writing this gainer smut idea as ebooks/PDFs. Proceeds will go to gaining those 50lbs back.
For those who didn't know me when I was employed and 350lbs, exhibit A-D:
I think I'm gonna actually try writing this gainer smut idea as ebooks/PDFs. Proceeds will go to gaining those 50lbs back.
For those who didn't know me when I was employed and 350lbs, exhibit A-D:
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I lost 50lbs in 2024/25 because broke. I would really love to gain those 50lbs back in 2026.
I think I'm gonna actually try writing this gainer smut idea as ebooks/PDFs. Proceeds will go to gaining those 50lbs back.
For those who didn't know me when I was employed and 350lbs, exhibit A-D:
I think I'm gonna actually try writing this gainer smut idea as ebooks/PDFs. Proceeds will go to gaining those 50lbs back.
For those who didn't know me when I was employed and 350lbs, exhibit A-D:
About to finish off the last of my Taco Bell... Want me to keep eating? 🐷
I treat my cashapp notifications like a dinner bell cash.app/$NerdAlertGr...
I treat my cashapp notifications like a dinner bell cash.app/$NerdAlertGr...
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
About to finish off the last of my Taco Bell... Want me to keep eating? 🐷
I treat my cashapp notifications like a dinner bell cash.app/$NerdAlertGr...
I treat my cashapp notifications like a dinner bell cash.app/$NerdAlertGr...
NYE 2026 ✨
How it started vs how it ended
How it started vs how it ended
January 1, 2026 at 6:16 AM
NYE 2026 ✨
How it started vs how it ended
How it started vs how it ended
Happy 2026! 🎉
May this be our fattest years yet!
May this be our fattest years yet!
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Happy 2026! 🎉
May this be our fattest years yet!
May this be our fattest years yet!
Two hours of eating and I'm finally feeling full. Had to go horizontal but there are two more hours to really pack this gut tight for midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Two hours of eating and I'm finally feeling full. Had to go horizontal but there are two more hours to really pack this gut tight for midnight.
For the enby folk who exude sensual parental energy:
How do we feel about "Teddy" as a non-gendered alternative to being called "Daddy"? It definitely leans toward enby bears more than other flavors of parental energy but it could be a good option for some.
How do we feel about "Teddy" as a non-gendered alternative to being called "Daddy"? It definitely leans toward enby bears more than other flavors of parental energy but it could be a good option for some.
January 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
For the enby folk who exude sensual parental energy:
How do we feel about "Teddy" as a non-gendered alternative to being called "Daddy"? It definitely leans toward enby bears more than other flavors of parental energy but it could be a good option for some.
How do we feel about "Teddy" as a non-gendered alternative to being called "Daddy"? It definitely leans toward enby bears more than other flavors of parental energy but it could be a good option for some.
First order was canceled but second order arrived and this absolute slop trough of food was brought to me by a very cute and friendly delivery person.
Here's to successful second takes in 2026! 🥂
Let the NYE pig binge begin! 🐷
Here's to successful second takes in 2026! 🥂
Let the NYE pig binge begin! 🐷
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
First order was canceled but second order arrived and this absolute slop trough of food was brought to me by a very cute and friendly delivery person.
Here's to successful second takes in 2026! 🥂
Let the NYE pig binge begin! 🐷
Here's to successful second takes in 2026! 🥂
Let the NYE pig binge begin! 🐷
Snacks have been procured. Kinda regretting not getting Taco Bell on the walk home but the sodas were already kinda heavy to lug and I was already sweaty and panting.... 😅
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Snacks have been procured. Kinda regretting not getting Taco Bell on the walk home but the sodas were already kinda heavy to lug and I was already sweaty and panting.... 😅
I should be getting food so my belly can be stuffed by midnight... But I'm at my desk writing an outline for a series of gainer smut stories that I couldn't get out of my head.
Send food & fat writing vibes 🐷
Send food & fat writing vibes 🐷
December 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I should be getting food so my belly can be stuffed by midnight... But I'm at my desk writing an outline for a series of gainer smut stories that I couldn't get out of my head.
Send food & fat writing vibes 🐷
Send food & fat writing vibes 🐷
2026 Prediction: Either Bsky will give us private profiles OR I'll give in and just start posting my face.
As someone who really values seeing the faces of the people I'm trying to build friendships/connections with, I hate being a faceless profile. 😶🌫️
As someone who really values seeing the faces of the people I'm trying to build friendships/connections with, I hate being a faceless profile. 😶🌫️
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
2026 Prediction: Either Bsky will give us private profiles OR I'll give in and just start posting my face.
As someone who really values seeing the faces of the people I'm trying to build friendships/connections with, I hate being a faceless profile. 😶🌫️
As someone who really values seeing the faces of the people I'm trying to build friendships/connections with, I hate being a faceless profile. 😶🌫️
I fed until I passed out around 2:30am but I was running out of food and stamina before getting truly stuffed to the max.... I think we might need to keep stuffing today. I haven't been filled to the brim in so long.
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I fed until I passed out around 2:30am but I was running out of food and stamina before getting truly stuffed to the max.... I think we might need to keep stuffing today. I haven't been filled to the brim in so long.
Going sky high 🌬️
Piggy brain on 🐷
Clothes off of me 👕
Food in front of me 🍗
Time to get absolutely stuffed one more time in 2025. Encouragement welcome in my DMs.
Piggy brain on 🐷
Clothes off of me 👕
Food in front of me 🍗
Time to get absolutely stuffed one more time in 2025. Encouragement welcome in my DMs.
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Going sky high 🌬️
Piggy brain on 🐷
Clothes off of me 👕
Food in front of me 🍗
Time to get absolutely stuffed one more time in 2025. Encouragement welcome in my DMs.
Piggy brain on 🐷
Clothes off of me 👕
Food in front of me 🍗
Time to get absolutely stuffed one more time in 2025. Encouragement welcome in my DMs.
Oops, I got distracted and forgot about stuffing myself! 🙈
What do we think? Should I stuff this belly for the rest of the night and see how bloated I can get for a 2025 pic?
What do we think? Should I stuff this belly for the rest of the night and see how bloated I can get for a 2025 pic?
December 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oops, I got distracted and forgot about stuffing myself! 🙈
What do we think? Should I stuff this belly for the rest of the night and see how bloated I can get for a 2025 pic?
What do we think? Should I stuff this belly for the rest of the night and see how bloated I can get for a 2025 pic?
Looking back on my 2025 belly pics and honestly... I can do better. Maybe I need to get stuffed and take more pictures tonight?
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Looking back on my 2025 belly pics and honestly... I can do better. Maybe I need to get stuffed and take more pictures tonight?
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: *pulls up Bsky* Somewhere around here I hope?
Me: *pulls up Bsky* Somewhere around here I hope?
Poor Greedy Hog let itself get TOO FAT 🐷 🥵 and it’s only gonna get worse 😈
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: *pulls up Bsky* Somewhere around here I hope?
Me: *pulls up Bsky* Somewhere around here I hope?
I have an idea for a gainer fiction world to write stories in.... I should really be channeling this energy into gaining IRL or into one of my many in-progress creative projects... But the ideas are still mulling around my brain. 😏
December 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I have an idea for a gainer fiction world to write stories in.... I should really be channeling this energy into gaining IRL or into one of my many in-progress creative projects... But the ideas are still mulling around my brain. 😏
If I hadn't eaten most of the food I had in the house last night ... I probably would have just woken up and kept stuffing myself this morning. 🐷
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If I hadn't eaten most of the food I had in the house last night ... I probably would have just woken up and kept stuffing myself this morning. 🐷
This is where we're at with the boxing day binge. Encouragement encouraged 🐷
December 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is where we're at with the boxing day binge. Encouragement encouraged 🐷
An update on the afternoon...
December 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
An update on the afternoon...
Even when it's 25°F, a short walk to collect food leaves me dripping in sweat by the end.
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Even when it's 25°F, a short walk to collect food leaves me dripping in sweat by the end.
I didn't get nearly stuffed enough yesterday so, now that the holiday house guests are gone, I think it's time to stock up and stuff myself through this snowstorm!
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I didn't get nearly stuffed enough yesterday so, now that the holiday house guests are gone, I think it's time to stock up and stuff myself through this snowstorm!