Nephrite Heart
@nephriteheart.bsky.social
Unreliable miniature painter and writer + DEFY FATE + old millennial + divine alchemy of the self partaker + M. Bison main + like a weed, naturally, as a matter of course
I need a helldivers mod that plays Minnie the Moocher every time I sneak past an enemy patrol
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I need a helldivers mod that plays Minnie the Moocher every time I sneak past an enemy patrol
"I'm not cute, I'm cool!" I say, petulantly stomping my cute little foot
January 24, 2026 at 3:32 AM
"I'm not cute, I'm cool!" I say, petulantly stomping my cute little foot
idk everyone in philly who is talking like oh, we'd show ICE what's up. like ICE is already here you dumb bitches. run the set. you think you're tough because our police department largely lets people fuck around when we win super bowls
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
idk everyone in philly who is talking like oh, we'd show ICE what's up. like ICE is already here you dumb bitches. run the set. you think you're tough because our police department largely lets people fuck around when we win super bowls
I think the leaders who flubbed the DC 33 garbage strike should get homeland security jobs. put that incompetence to better use
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I think the leaders who flubbed the DC 33 garbage strike should get homeland security jobs. put that incompetence to better use
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losing my mind at ipad babies unable to identify a cigarette holder. we replaced all the glamorous vices with "gamble"
January 23, 2026 at 12:29 AM
losing my mind at ipad babies unable to identify a cigarette holder. we replaced all the glamorous vices with "gamble"
save me, age 40+ women
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 PM
save me, age 40+ women
losing my mind at ipad babies unable to identify a cigarette holder. we replaced all the glamorous vices with "gamble"
January 23, 2026 at 12:29 AM
losing my mind at ipad babies unable to identify a cigarette holder. we replaced all the glamorous vices with "gamble"
everything either costs $7/month or $300, those are the only two price points you get any more
January 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
everything either costs $7/month or $300, those are the only two price points you get any more
no it's cool. it's fine that the conveyance of all human information looks like this now
January 22, 2026 at 1:57 PM
no it's cool. it's fine that the conveyance of all human information looks like this now
I don't want to "gotta hand it to" riot but I think a hidden advantage of 2XKO comes from devs and comms people who have been burned by years of arcsys patches and community outreach
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I don't want to "gotta hand it to" riot but I think a hidden advantage of 2XKO comes from devs and comms people who have been burned by years of arcsys patches and community outreach
the fatphobia in black library books is so funny. like I got upset about it and it still sucks but now it's like Stephen King fatphobia where it's just fucking funny that he thinks anyone north of 200 pounds is a living corpse
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
the fatphobia in black library books is so funny. like I got upset about it and it still sucks but now it's like Stephen King fatphobia where it's just fucking funny that he thinks anyone north of 200 pounds is a living corpse
I want to be like waaah why isn't anything for me any more why am I not the target demographic, then I listen to some protomen and feel my telomeres healing in real time
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I want to be like waaah why isn't anything for me any more why am I not the target demographic, then I listen to some protomen and feel my telomeres healing in real time
I made a joke about "guile with no booms and 12 command normals" and alex has a stance with 11 follow ups
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I made a joke about "guile with no booms and 12 command normals" and alex has a stance with 11 follow ups
my middle age experience is gently sliding out of target marketing demographics for things that used to cater specifically to me and wondering what happened (the passage of time. that is what happened)
January 21, 2026 at 11:53 PM
my middle age experience is gently sliding out of target marketing demographics for things that used to cater specifically to me and wondering what happened (the passage of time. that is what happened)
my review of this sf6 alex trailer is, are we gonna have another 3 years of throw loops, or
January 21, 2026 at 11:36 PM
my review of this sf6 alex trailer is, are we gonna have another 3 years of throw loops, or
gonna level with you, $80 for that 500 Worlds book is a bonkers price tag for a book that will have a useful shelf life of like 5 months
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 PM
gonna level with you, $80 for that 500 Worlds book is a bonkers price tag for a book that will have a useful shelf life of like 5 months
damn, the big name japanese players frown gently at street fighter 6 after 3 years of throw loops and capcom steps it up like palpatine has personally come to oversee the final stages of the death star. gameplay trailer for a character who is 2 months away
January 21, 2026 at 12:21 AM
damn, the big name japanese players frown gently at street fighter 6 after 3 years of throw loops and capcom steps it up like palpatine has personally come to oversee the final stages of the death star. gameplay trailer for a character who is 2 months away
lets do hound handler stuff only instead of corpo kink I'm making you listen to the protomen so I can talk about the protomen
January 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
lets do hound handler stuff only instead of corpo kink I'm making you listen to the protomen so I can talk about the protomen
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Following a three-day weekend, one man is doing his best to tank the hits and make it to Friday.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Following a three-day weekend, one man is doing his best to tank the hits and make it to Friday.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
hungry clicker, please draw me prospering
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
hungry clicker, please draw me prospering
philly meteorological news over the last 24 hours has been, "your phone told you that a generational snowstorm is on its way on Sunday. but like, maybe not"
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 PM
philly meteorological news over the last 24 hours has been, "your phone told you that a generational snowstorm is on its way on Sunday. but like, maybe not"
street fighter is so funny, every legacy character is either a caricature of their homeland or it's someone with a name like "brad" with no defining traits and a dozen command normals. fans will weep tears of deliverance when "brad" finally comes to street fighter 6
January 20, 2026 at 12:31 PM
street fighter is so funny, every legacy character is either a caricature of their homeland or it's someone with a name like "brad" with no defining traits and a dozen command normals. fans will weep tears of deliverance when "brad" finally comes to street fighter 6
I don't need new paint. I don't need new bottles of pretty colors to hoard like a delighted magpie. I don't. I don't want to take home another little vial of vivid and shiny paint that looks like a potion in a fantasy game. I am being SO sensible.
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I don't need new paint. I don't need new bottles of pretty colors to hoard like a delighted magpie. I don't. I don't want to take home another little vial of vivid and shiny paint that looks like a potion in a fantasy game. I am being SO sensible.
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"i'd play your vn but i don't like--" ok fine that's fine!! that's totally fine but how's pluribus!!
"i'd play your vn but i don't like reading stories that aren't finished yet" that's fine. that's actually completely valid. but also how's severance
January 19, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"i'd play your vn but i don't like--" ok fine that's fine!! that's totally fine but how's pluribus!!