Christopher Laird Simmons
@neotrope.bsky.social
Creative guru - musician, author, digital artist, photogapher, designer. Member ASCAP. CEO of Neotrope, California, USA.
ISOVOX PRO is a new reference-grade vocal booth for home studios: musewire.com/isovox-pro-i... #isovox #vocalbooth #homestudio #musewire
ISOVOX PRO is a new reference-grade vocal booth for home studios - MuseWire - music + technology magazine
MUSEWIRE - Music Gear News: Swedish music tech company ISOVOX has announced their new ISOVOX PRO, which they say represents the "next evolution of vocal recording, bringing professional, studio-level ...
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February 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
ISOVOX PRO is a new reference-grade vocal booth for home studios: musewire.com/isovox-pro-i... #isovox #vocalbooth #homestudio #musewire
My cat is limping today. SO, you know what? F*CK ALL YOU MAGA SC*M WHO ELECTED ORANGE CHEETO JESUS. Really. Have a nice day. #FCKTRUMPFRIDAY
February 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
My cat is limping today. SO, you know what? F*CK ALL YOU MAGA SC*M WHO ELECTED ORANGE CHEETO JESUS. Really. Have a nice day. #FCKTRUMPFRIDAY
According to the 'cat distribution system' bible, you must put out food for stray cat is she returns each night. Or so I was taught by my forebears and forecats.
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
According to the 'cat distribution system' bible, you must put out food for stray cat is she returns each night. Or so I was taught by my forebears and forecats.
Well, as usual, studios think giving away the whole plot to a movie in the trailer makes some kind of business sense. Oh well, no need to see HAIL MARY now. #HAILMARY
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Well, as usual, studios think giving away the whole plot to a movie in the trailer makes some kind of business sense. Oh well, no need to see HAIL MARY now. #HAILMARY
Impeach Trump or the terrorists win.
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Impeach Trump or the terrorists win.
One of the dumbest spam marketing efforts is writing a fake article of the "top 10 in industry" and make yourself the #1 choice, and presume nobody smart enough to guess a start up no name brand is not rated better than 25 year old experts in field. #marketingfail #marketingspam
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
One of the dumbest spam marketing efforts is writing a fake article of the "top 10 in industry" and make yourself the #1 choice, and presume nobody smart enough to guess a start up no name brand is not rated better than 25 year old experts in field. #marketingfail #marketingspam
So, instead of wasting money on MELANIA, Amazon could have funded 70 independent films with $1MIL budget each. Sad. #films #melaniaflop #indiefilm #bezosbraindead
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
So, instead of wasting money on MELANIA, Amazon could have funded 70 independent films with $1MIL budget each. Sad. #films #melaniaflop #indiefilm #bezosbraindead
February 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Beware raft of social security scams/phishing from India with email topics like "Stay Ahead: Download Your Updated Social Security Statement Now" #phishing #scam #socialsecurity
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Beware raft of social security scams/phishing from India with email topics like "Stay Ahead: Download Your Updated Social Security Statement Now" #phishing #scam #socialsecurity
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NO TAXPAYER BAILOUTS FOR THE CRYPTO SPECULATORS AND CON ARTISTS.
If you gambled and lost, don’t ask the American people to bail you out.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
If you gambled and lost, don’t ask the American people to bail you out.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
NO TAXPAYER BAILOUTS FOR THE CRYPTO SPECULATORS AND CON ARTISTS.
If you gambled and lost, don’t ask the American people to bail you out.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
If you gambled and lost, don’t ask the American people to bail you out.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Gotta pay for that Melania flop somehow: PRIME MUSIC: We're updating the price of your Amazon Music Unlimited Individual (Annual) plan so we can continue to bring you new content and features. Your price will increase from $109.00 to $119.00... #MELANIA #PRIMEMUSIC
February 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Gotta pay for that Melania flop somehow: PRIME MUSIC: We're updating the price of your Amazon Music Unlimited Individual (Annual) plan so we can continue to bring you new content and features. Your price will increase from $109.00 to $119.00... #MELANIA #PRIMEMUSIC
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'Monster's Paradise,' lampooning US President Donald Trump, has world premiere at Hamburg Opera #TRUMPERS #ORANGEPOTUS #PEDOPROTECTOR
'Monster's Paradise,' lampooning US President Donald Trump, has world premiere at Hamburg Opera #TRUMPERS #ORANGEPOTUS #PEDOPROTECTOR
'Monster's Paradise,' lampooning US President Donald Trump, has world premiere at Hamburg Opera
Tobias Kratzer unveils his world premiere production of “Monster's Paradise,” a satirical opera lampooning U.S. President Donald Trump.
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February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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'Monster's Paradise,' lampooning US President Donald Trump, has world premiere at Hamburg Opera #TRUMPERS #ORANGEPOTUS #PEDOPROTECTOR
'Monster's Paradise,' lampooning US President Donald Trump, has world premiere at Hamburg Opera #TRUMPERS #ORANGEPOTUS #PEDOPROTECTOR
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The suggestion to “eat real food” may be easier said than done. Estimates say that 60% of the American diet is ultraprocessed foods. We talk about the new dietary guidelines, how highly processed foods affect our health, and what policymakers could do to change what’s on our plates.
Should Ultraprocessed Foods Be Off The Menu?
New USDA dietary guidelines tell us to “eat real food.” Should policymakers get highly processed foods out of our stores and school lunches?
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February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The suggestion to “eat real food” may be easier said than done. Estimates say that 60% of the American diet is ultraprocessed foods. We talk about the new dietary guidelines, how highly processed foods affect our health, and what policymakers could do to change what’s on our plates.
Beware increased barrage of fake "unlicensed use of music on Facebook" for your business page(s). Total scam. #phishing #musiclicensing #fakelawthreats #facebookscams #scams
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Beware increased barrage of fake "unlicensed use of music on Facebook" for your business page(s). Total scam. #phishing #musiclicensing #fakelawthreats #facebookscams #scams
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Word of the day: Agrivoltaics. It means using land for both agriculture and solar panels. 🌱 ☀️ Sounds like a great idea, but could it work on a large, industrial scale? Join Host Ira Flatow, reporter Jana Rose Schleis, and environmental economics expert Madhu Khanna to find out.
The Growing Experiment Of Putting Solar Panels On Farmland
Agrivoltaics combines solar panels and agriculture on the same land. It’ll be an uphill battle for it to hit the mainstream.
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February 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Word of the day: Agrivoltaics. It means using land for both agriculture and solar panels. 🌱 ☀️ Sounds like a great idea, but could it work on a large, industrial scale? Join Host Ira Flatow, reporter Jana Rose Schleis, and environmental economics expert Madhu Khanna to find out.
Christopher Simmons on Send2Press, newswires, and why press releases still matter -- A veteran’s view on the evolving economics of information flow
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January 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Christopher Simmons on Send2Press, newswires, and why press releases still matter -- A veteran’s view on the evolving economics of information flow
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Glad Tim Cook retiring. He has turned into a colossal douche. Oh, I mean iDouche
January 28, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Glad Tim Cook retiring. He has turned into a colossal douche. Oh, I mean iDouche
Thomas Dolby Announces U.S. Tour for 2026: THE ICONIC 80S – My Personal Recollections: musewire.com/thomas-dolby... #thomasdolby #80smusic #synthpop #musewire
Thomas Dolby Announces U.S. Tour for 2026: THE ICONIC 80S - My Personal Recollections - MuseWire - music + technology magazine
MUSEWIRE - Music News / Classic 1980s synth pop and keyboard maestro, Thomas Dolby, has announced his 2026 U.S. Tour for "THE ICONIC 80s - My Personal Recollections" kicking off in April in Massachuse...
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January 27, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Thomas Dolby Announces U.S. Tour for 2026: THE ICONIC 80S – My Personal Recollections: musewire.com/thomas-dolby... #thomasdolby #80smusic #synthpop #musewire
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Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out
If you voted for Trump, I'm praying to Cthulhu that miniature murder hornets fly into your bedroom and savage your naughty bits, and everything bad that happens to you this year is well deserved. Amen. (or maybe that was just some weird dream I had?) #dearMAGA
January 27, 2026 at 10:36 PM
If you voted for Trump, I'm praying to Cthulhu that miniature murder hornets fly into your bedroom and savage your naughty bits, and everything bad that happens to you this year is well deserved. Amen. (or maybe that was just some weird dream I had?) #dearMAGA
We seem to be headed to civil war or removing the orange dufus and his nutballs and tramps from office. What is the middle ground?
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
We seem to be headed to civil war or removing the orange dufus and his nutballs and tramps from office. What is the middle ground?
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How I really feel today about the leadership in our country would get me banned from this platform if I spoke openly and honestly. Something must change. And soon.
January 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
How I really feel today about the leadership in our country would get me banned from this platform if I spoke openly and honestly. Something must change. And soon.