”don't fucking suck me, I'm bursting!!”

a.k.a normal things to say while playing FFXIV

I was helping @kiserinn.bsky.social at Kibecon today and how happy can a small person be when a random teenager complimented my style,,,,,, maybe I am a cool uncle

>names a fic ”Death by Dick”

>it ends up being the sweetest and most heart warming thing I've ever written

what happened……..

how am I supposed to be normal when all I can think about is the new Helluva Boss episode………. on my first watch I literally had to clutch myself in order to not spontaneously combust and still on every rewatch I just feel so giddy!!!!

also I loved Mammon!!!! so good to finally meet him and see what his and Fizzarolli's relationship was like!!! and mammon was just as awful as I had hoped for!

the music was great, the voice acting was fucking top notch, the animation was gorgeous and the pacing and plotline was pretty much perfect 🙏💘 it almost felt like a full movie with how much was going on and how high the production value felt even though it was only 30min :0

honestly Mammon's Magnificent Musical Mid-season Special is probably the best episode in the series so far, and I know I said the same thing about Oops but they just released two bangers in a row ok

also new Helluva Boss episode dropped and I watched it five times in row after it came out, so needless to say I'm feeling very sane and normal

I've been continuing Tears Of The Kingdom recently and seriously my favorite thing in the game is just diving head first, full speed to the ground with the upgraded glide armor on IT'S SO SATISFYING

for some reason I'm really good at getting full combos on difficult songs in puroseka when I'm dead tired and half-asleep

but god forbid I try playing anything easy when my eyes keep trying to close between notes LMAO

me: *reading a long slow burn fic* ”Ok I'll finish this chapter and then I'll finally go to sleep!!”

writer's notes: ”The next chapter will finally have smut in it :3”

me:

the first three episodes: WAY too heavy and WAY too big of a tonal change from the first season imo

ep 4-5: actually loved them, had a lot of fun!

ep 6-7: idek, so much is happening and I'm not a big fan

honestly OFMD s2 is all over the place in every possible way SKDJSKSJK but I'm still there for the good moments and the characters I love

I was laying in bed, suffering from severe sleepy bitch disease until I remembered new OFMD episodes dropped and I've never jumped out of bed as fast