Neo Melonas
@neomelonas.com
coffee powered noise machine. keyboard enthusiast. posts are my own.
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Has this always been an option????
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Has this always been an option????
Love when "Generative AI" is listed in a software's feature matrix so I can know what software to avoid.
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Love when "Generative AI" is listed in a software's feature matrix so I can know what software to avoid.
Back in Morgantown for the yearly Keyboard Meetup (yesterday) and spending several hours like a lump in the Blue Moose nursing coffees (today).
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Back in Morgantown for the yearly Keyboard Meetup (yesterday) and spending several hours like a lump in the Blue Moose nursing coffees (today).
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WE PLAY HOCKEY TODAY!!!!!!
HAPPY AVS SEASON OPENER!!
HAPPY AVS SEASON OPENER!!
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
WE PLAY HOCKEY TODAY!!!!!!
HAPPY AVS SEASON OPENER!!
HAPPY AVS SEASON OPENER!!
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DAMN I just realized a major marker of our generational divide is whether you:
- Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal
OR
- Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar
- Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal
OR
- Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar
October 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
DAMN I just realized a major marker of our generational divide is whether you:
- Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal
OR
- Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar
- Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal
OR
- Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar
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I booted up windows 98 to defrag my BADAPPLE drive
October 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I booted up windows 98 to defrag my BADAPPLE drive
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93% humidity is too much humidity.
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
93% humidity is too much humidity.
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Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
Apple Pulls The Savant From Its Release Schedule
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
www.vulture.com
September 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
I'm going to need the spiders in my neighborhood to be more considerate as to where they leave their webs, please.
September 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'm going to need the spiders in my neighborhood to be more considerate as to where they leave their webs, please.
Why does the air outside taste like DC Metro station air today?
September 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Why does the air outside taste like DC Metro station air today?
Having just fed and watered the dog, I can now say with some confidence that he is not capable of photosynthesis.
June 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Having just fed and watered the dog, I can now say with some confidence that he is not capable of photosynthesis.
All hail the hot bean fluid machine. This sucker has been going strong since 2008.
May 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
All hail the hot bean fluid machine. This sucker has been going strong since 2008.
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✨YEAR OF THE CRAB ✨is floating ashore on APRIL 21 to Steam, PlayStation 5 and Xbox Game Pass!
🌊 The FREE Content Update for Another Crab's Treasure 🌊
NEW GAME PLUS. NEW BESTIARY. NEW BOSS RUSH. AND MORE.
(don't worry it's also coming to switch soon!!)
🌊 The FREE Content Update for Another Crab's Treasure 🌊
NEW GAME PLUS. NEW BESTIARY. NEW BOSS RUSH. AND MORE.
(don't worry it's also coming to switch soon!!)
April 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
✨YEAR OF THE CRAB ✨is floating ashore on APRIL 21 to Steam, PlayStation 5 and Xbox Game Pass!
🌊 The FREE Content Update for Another Crab's Treasure 🌊
NEW GAME PLUS. NEW BESTIARY. NEW BOSS RUSH. AND MORE.
(don't worry it's also coming to switch soon!!)
🌊 The FREE Content Update for Another Crab's Treasure 🌊
NEW GAME PLUS. NEW BESTIARY. NEW BOSS RUSH. AND MORE.
(don't worry it's also coming to switch soon!!)
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** It's happening!! **
We managed to convince Google to open source PebbleOS. Took a while, but they just did it today! github.com/google/pebble
With that, we're bringing Pebble back! I blogged about it - ericmigi.com/blog/why-wer...
We managed to convince Google to open source PebbleOS. Took a while, but they just did it today! github.com/google/pebble
With that, we're bringing Pebble back! I blogged about it - ericmigi.com/blog/why-wer...
Why We’re Bringing Pebble Back
Eight years later, you still can’t beat a Pebble
ericmigi.com
January 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
** It's happening!! **
We managed to convince Google to open source PebbleOS. Took a while, but they just did it today! github.com/google/pebble
With that, we're bringing Pebble back! I blogged about it - ericmigi.com/blog/why-wer...
We managed to convince Google to open source PebbleOS. Took a while, but they just did it today! github.com/google/pebble
With that, we're bringing Pebble back! I blogged about it - ericmigi.com/blog/why-wer...
Just a Fanatic ad for the sportsbook they run, care of a hat purchase? All I wanted was the hat, you can keep your gambling garbage to yourselves, thanks.
March 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just a Fanatic ad for the sportsbook they run, care of a hat purchase? All I wanted was the hat, you can keep your gambling garbage to yourselves, thanks.
I know this is a late-in-the-season post, but holy hell has Severance been a rollercoaster this season.
March 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I know this is a late-in-the-season post, but holy hell has Severance been a rollercoaster this season.
Sorry I missed your text, I was watching Columbo on my certified pre-owned PlayStation Vita.
March 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sorry I missed your text, I was watching Columbo on my certified pre-owned PlayStation Vita.
Amazon's recommendation engine is something else. "You finished [book 2]! You should read either book 1 or book 5 next, or this book from a genre you have never read."
March 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Amazon's recommendation engine is something else. "You finished [book 2]! You should read either book 1 or book 5 next, or this book from a genre you have never read."
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Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities.
That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
February 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities.
That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
Just normal Saturday things.
February 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Just normal Saturday things.
Right now, at this very moment, there is a city employee in Philadelphia FURIOUSLY greasing a pole.
February 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Right now, at this very moment, there is a city employee in Philadelphia FURIOUSLY greasing a pole.
Why is it that every time work sends me to Texas, I come home sick?
February 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Why is it that every time work sends me to Texas, I come home sick?
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Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.
February 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness