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@nelm71.bsky.social
Fens, single not looking, interests & rubbish jokes.
"Sub-human rword". Apparently.
Think Mr Bean. But fatter, uglier, stupider and smellier.
"Sub-human rword". Apparently.
Think Mr Bean. But fatter, uglier, stupider and smellier.
Pinned
"If years were to be measured by the twinkle in the eye some people's destiny is to be forever young."
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
"If years were to be measured by the twinkle in the eye some people's destiny is to be forever young."
Some snappers amongst my small band of followers.
Known of him for some time, and he is well known, but his podcasts have only recently grabbed me. Sean Tucker. Quiet, considered, good blend of ethos and technical.
Known of him for some time, and he is well known, but his podcasts have only recently grabbed me. Sean Tucker. Quiet, considered, good blend of ethos and technical.
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Some snappers amongst my small band of followers.
Known of him for some time, and he is well known, but his podcasts have only recently grabbed me. Sean Tucker. Quiet, considered, good blend of ethos and technical.
Known of him for some time, and he is well known, but his podcasts have only recently grabbed me. Sean Tucker. Quiet, considered, good blend of ethos and technical.
"I don't mean any harm. But neither did Hitler."
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 AM
"I don't mean any harm. But neither did Hitler."
I've posted silhouetted grasses near mine countless times. It's easy, simple and pleasant to my eye.
I like the background colours and blur on this one.
To my small circle, funny old world out there at the moment. Trust you have at least survived January but hopefully thrived.
I like the background colours and blur on this one.
To my small circle, funny old world out there at the moment. Trust you have at least survived January but hopefully thrived.
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I've posted silhouetted grasses near mine countless times. It's easy, simple and pleasant to my eye.
I like the background colours and blur on this one.
To my small circle, funny old world out there at the moment. Trust you have at least survived January but hopefully thrived.
I like the background colours and blur on this one.
To my small circle, funny old world out there at the moment. Trust you have at least survived January but hopefully thrived.
From me minimal posts, and no political posts is the way I've evolved. But I am breaking purdah to say...
I am disappointed Trump is not going to invade Iceland.
Suspected tumbleweed in response.
I am disappointed Trump is not going to invade Iceland.
Suspected tumbleweed in response.
January 22, 2026 at 9:16 AM
From me minimal posts, and no political posts is the way I've evolved. But I am breaking purdah to say...
I am disappointed Trump is not going to invade Iceland.
Suspected tumbleweed in response.
I am disappointed Trump is not going to invade Iceland.
Suspected tumbleweed in response.
The small group who pay attention to my posts may recognise these branches. I've posted pics many times. Normally at sunset as you can c on the right.
The lhs shot on the back of the camera is something I prefer. But I am sharing to illustrate there are always new ways of looking at things.
The lhs shot on the back of the camera is something I prefer. But I am sharing to illustrate there are always new ways of looking at things.
January 22, 2026 at 9:09 AM
The small group who pay attention to my posts may recognise these branches. I've posted pics many times. Normally at sunset as you can c on the right.
The lhs shot on the back of the camera is something I prefer. But I am sharing to illustrate there are always new ways of looking at things.
The lhs shot on the back of the camera is something I prefer. But I am sharing to illustrate there are always new ways of looking at things.
Fiennes + Iron Maiden in The Bone Temple is complete cinema gold.
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Fiennes + Iron Maiden in The Bone Temple is complete cinema gold.
Hills in the Fens?
The tectonic plates have not moved.
It's the angle the sunset and the layers of dark field, dark cloud and sunset kissed clouds.
The tectonic plates have not moved.
It's the angle the sunset and the layers of dark field, dark cloud and sunset kissed clouds.
January 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Hills in the Fens?
The tectonic plates have not moved.
It's the angle the sunset and the layers of dark field, dark cloud and sunset kissed clouds.
The tectonic plates have not moved.
It's the angle the sunset and the layers of dark field, dark cloud and sunset kissed clouds.
Not all the gear.
Aside from my eye, close to no idea.
Aside from my eye, close to no idea.
January 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Not all the gear.
Aside from my eye, close to no idea.
Aside from my eye, close to no idea.
A nice start in many ways to 2026
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
A nice start in many ways to 2026
Happy New Year to anyone who sees this.
May 2026 bring you and those close to you the things you and they need.
May 2026 bring you and those close to you the things you and they need.
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Happy New Year to anyone who sees this.
May 2026 bring you and those close to you the things you and they need.
May 2026 bring you and those close to you the things you and they need.
Abstract seasonal greetings to those in my small circle who celebrate.
Trust u enjoy with yours and wishing you and yours good fortune and health.
See you on the other side.
Trust u enjoy with yours and wishing you and yours good fortune and health.
See you on the other side.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Abstract seasonal greetings to those in my small circle who celebrate.
Trust u enjoy with yours and wishing you and yours good fortune and health.
See you on the other side.
Trust u enjoy with yours and wishing you and yours good fortune and health.
See you on the other side.
Australians = Bastards.
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Australians = Bastards.
Nuremburg - not an easy watch (in parts) but I recommend.
Malik and Crowe are incredible.
You come away questioning yourself and everything. Well I did. Which is healthy.
Malik and Crowe are incredible.
You come away questioning yourself and everything. Well I did. Which is healthy.
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nuremburg - not an easy watch (in parts) but I recommend.
Malik and Crowe are incredible.
You come away questioning yourself and everything. Well I did. Which is healthy.
Malik and Crowe are incredible.
You come away questioning yourself and everything. Well I did. Which is healthy.
Weathered Wood.
Not to everyone's taste but I like it.
Not to everyone's taste but I like it.
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Weathered Wood.
Not to everyone's taste but I like it.
Not to everyone's taste but I like it.
Local morning shot last week.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Local morning shot last week.
Feet.
Feet are not my "thing". Although, there would be no shame if they were.
Anyone could have joined in. I didn't. Old aches.
Feet are not my "thing". Although, there would be no shame if they were.
Anyone could have joined in. I didn't. Old aches.
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Feet.
Feet are not my "thing". Although, there would be no shame if they were.
Anyone could have joined in. I didn't. Old aches.
Feet are not my "thing". Although, there would be no shame if they were.
Anyone could have joined in. I didn't. Old aches.
In other places Ive just shared my 5 best of stuff from Spotify.
The band writing this had my most streamed track of the year.
By coincidence they shared the text below. Which I havent fact checked.
According to their post they made less than 1p from my streams.
The band writing this had my most streamed track of the year.
By coincidence they shared the text below. Which I havent fact checked.
According to their post they made less than 1p from my streams.
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
In other places Ive just shared my 5 best of stuff from Spotify.
The band writing this had my most streamed track of the year.
By coincidence they shared the text below. Which I havent fact checked.
According to their post they made less than 1p from my streams.
The band writing this had my most streamed track of the year.
By coincidence they shared the text below. Which I havent fact checked.
According to their post they made less than 1p from my streams.
Spent the last week or so trying to make a photo out of the road leading from my house.
This is the closest one to "ok" but it still needs work.
Done not perfect. :-)
This is the closest one to "ok" but it still needs work.
Done not perfect. :-)
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Spent the last week or so trying to make a photo out of the road leading from my house.
This is the closest one to "ok" but it still needs work.
Done not perfect. :-)
This is the closest one to "ok" but it still needs work.
Done not perfect. :-)
Dire photo. Lunar Halo last night.
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Dire photo. Lunar Halo last night.