Today, while playing on my dating apps, my friend clicked her tongue, swiped no on a guy, and said “I will not let you become a stepmother at 28”

I feel bad for patrons who encounter me outside the library because once I leave that building, my brain is soup and I recognize NO ONE

I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT: RFK jr. very specifically reminds me of Ian McShane in Agent Cody Banks when his face is melting off from the nanobytes

It’s actually so embarrassing that google changed Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. I’m cringing so SO deeply rn

I got a thigh tattoo precisely because it looks cool at the gym

(this is a lie)

Finally read INTERNMENT by @samiraahmed.bsky.social and am furious it’s as timely now (if not more) as it was when it was published. Screaming my recommendation for this book from the rooftops

Making an actual effort to spend time on Bluesky now that I have fully disabled my twitter!