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i manage that shit like i'm jürgen
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February 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
5 THINGS I HATE 😻

- SPORTS!
- having to eat to be “healthy” and “have energy” and “live”
- that i have the sleep schedule of a bartender
- people who like everything
- arsenal fc
February 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
before we get to the main show of spreading hate ……

5 things i like 😻

- going to the movies and specifically cinema house in sofia <3
- finnish
- womansplaining
- beverages
- dream interpretation

i don’t even know 5 people so i tag everyone who wants to do this idk.
February 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
my final semester officially started and we still don’t know how many history lessons we have to teach this semester ok
February 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
weather is looking spooky but i have a movie to catch
February 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Reposted by celine
This event was written by Nick Fuentes. Produced by JD Vance. And directed by Charlie Kirk. End credits roll
This was satanic.
February 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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This was satanic.
February 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
i love giving my mom a famished stare and her immediately being like… ur hungry
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
my phones

- my mom’s old samsung e530… pink
- samsung chat 335… pink
- my mom’s old iphone 5
- iphone 6s
- iphone 11 and it will remain in use until it explodes in my hands
every phone I've had:

- Sony Ericsson Xperia Arc S
- iphone 3Gs
- iphone 4s
- iphone 5s
- iphone 7 plus
- iphone 11 pro max
- iphone 14 pro max
qtp with every phone you’ve had:

- iphone 5s
- iphone 6s
- iphone 8 plus
- iphone 11
- iphone 13
- iphone 15
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
i often think about how macbeth’s downfall was not interpreting “none of woman born” to mean c section baby HEISJDJSJFJWJDJWJEJW
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 AM
that guy on tiktok who bet his life savings on the seahawks winning the super bowl… i keep thinking about him
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
how things stand rn: we’re now letterboxd mutuals (they followed me first! they’re aware of me like i am of them!). we went to the same screening of marie antoinette on thursday. we went to the same screening of raging bull last night (this night?). 😭😭😭😭😭
omg i went to make the entry and the wizard was like this looks like a duplicate and i went to see the entry that’s already been made and it’s the same movie… i go to letterboxd and it’s not showing up… i go to the tmdb entry again and see it was basically just created like it’s 2 am rn and it says
have to manually make a tmdb entry for a movie so i can log it on letterboxd for the second time
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
lady gaga ?
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
i wish infantino got kirked
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
pair skating is such an insane discipline idk how anyone volunteers to do it 😭😭 but i love it so much
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
talking about monster energy flavours literally requires phd level research like
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
"притежавам десетки левове" god i wish that were me open.spotify.com/track/0eMGY2...
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February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Okay.
February 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
my only exam left is contemporary history (ww2–present) and what bothers me about that is that it’s not gonna be an oral exam (which is the norm for history exams, you go and get a random topic from the syllabus and then you talk about it)…….. like you want me to WRITE about a topic? it’s joever
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
i’m being silenced and i can’t even send images in dms here what is the POINT
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
asking alexandria’s stand up and scream already on its way to be my most listened to album of the year again 😭😭 like it just scratches an itch in my brain
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
how can we make the internet fun again
February 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
i have an illness whenever i close my eyes i see smell and taste white monster
a can of monster energy sits on the beach
ALT: a can of monster energy sits on the beach
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February 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
i wonder if i should torture my british lit lecturer tomorrow by talking about metaphysical poetry with a focus on the imperfect enjoyment (so i can say cunt like 10 times) or if i should let him live and just talk about paradise lost
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM