neilc82.bsky.social
@neilc82.bsky.social
It’s official, my sex drive is dead.
Not a twinge no matter what I do, see, try.
My todger is gonna fall off
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
At the age where I live a garden centre and a gonk.
Got myself a nice little lantern for when the fireplace is put up.
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ohh yeah baby
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why do some people drive at 30 or 40 when the speed limit is 50mph. You are causing more traffic and will likely cause issues.
If you canne drive, get off the roads
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The first leg day in years and I can barely walk lol. 😂
a man laying on the ground next to a car with the words how i feel after leg day written above him
ALT: a man laying on the ground next to a car with the words how i feel after leg day written above him
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November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I must be crazy
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
First gym visit nearly killed me.
But I will do it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Whenever I’m home I get the super horn.
a man in a suit and tie is eating a red lollipop
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating a red lollipop
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November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sunday morning cuddles
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone:
2012 is the oldest I have.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Got to see my lovely nieces this weekend and get cuddles.
Best weekend in a while.
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Physio was awesome.
Defo a lot less headaches
October 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
What is my affliction with muscle twinks in their 20’s. My other half isn’t like that and They ain’t ever gonna look twice at me.
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
In my favourite place.
Brighton
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I need a change.
I don’t know what but I need to do something.
Life is so monotonous atm.
Feeling a little lost.
Anyone have any recommendations?
October 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Still struggling with getting my body back to UK time.
Off to bed
October 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Why do the gays like iced coffee so much?
October 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Back in Surrey for another dental appointment.
Defo need to find somewhere closer to home.
October 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Does anyone know how to remove all this from my lawn? It’s everywhere!
October 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Heading to bed.
Not tired, just bored outta my brains.
Says a lot about me.
October 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Well that was heartbreaking.
#FinalFantasyXVI
October 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Urgh.
Woke to a lovely nose bleed over me and the bedsheets and one hell of a headache.
Other than getting some food in, I am chilling.

Have an awesome day peeps.
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I am finally home and climbing into bed. I’m shattered.
Sleep tight peeps
October 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Business is my new way to fly.
Although I might need a sugar daddy to pay for the trips lol
October 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM