neilbinns.bsky.social
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*sidling up to a lady at the bar* hello would you like to join my polycule? we sleep in a Fisher-Price xylophone.
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
May 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Someone on my bus skinned up a fidget bifter with their ticket🙌
April 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In the UK, it's ok to sell off all public utilities to foreign based interests. Water, Electric, Gas, Railways, Post Office, etc...

but James Bond is apparently a step too far.
February 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The Linn is fu'
February 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
True story
I once suffered an exuberant Russian man having a very loud dialogue with his pal for about 30 mins on the 60A. Felt like I was in the Lubyanka being interrogated by the KGB. When he thanked me on the way out, I muttered, "Aye, spasibo tovarisch."

These quiet gems are lost
February 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Whenever I go up any hill on Loch Lomondside, this is the kind of sweeping vista that awaits me at the summit.
January 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I had no idea there's a tv adaptation of Earth Abides. I'm not hopeful, but I'll give it a go.
December 19, 2024 at 11:37 PM
A Southside walk
November 28, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Marvellous
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
November 26, 2024 at 10:30 AM
May have to make some soup. Or chickpea and chorizo stew. Undecided.
November 22, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Where tf are all the Temu ads?
November 13, 2024 at 11:43 PM