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Trump says Europe is buying Russian oil. Only the countries whose leaders are half way up Trump’s arse, Victor Orbon.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler’s DNA. He was genetically predisposed to having small genitalia. Sounds familiar?
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Donald Trump is pushing the lie of the FBI being the organisers for one reason, he wants to sue the BBC for defamation. He is trying to break the circle of truth.
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
@jenpsaki.bsky.social having watched your review of the ProPublica report on Krusty Gnome, you missed showing her wearing an Orange Jumpsuit.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Donald Trump is not building a ballroom, he’s building a mausoleum. Like Stalin, he is expecting to be put on show for his MAGA faithful. There’s plenty of room for his merchandise stalls, and UFC style lighting effects. Perhaps, Melania will do some pole dancing.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Donald Trump says he has a country to run. Yes, into the ground!
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For all those that vote to block the Epstein files, are they in there too?
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The BBC could also investigate Trump’s health in any possible court case. Is his behaviour linked to a health condition?
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’ve not been following the BBC story about the Trump video, but surely, what the BBC has to do is show that Trump regularly rambles on about nonsense. Plus there’s the giving of evidence, would he do it?
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As a continuation of FIFA expanding its range of awards. The new Peace Prize (Trump), will be joined with the Furniture Prize (Vance).
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
With Andrew Mountbatten Windsor being removed from the public eye for maintaining his innocence for crimes he paid one victim to stop details being revealed, is to receive a substantial salary to continue his life away from public view. Some punishment!
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Is it new? But Donald Trump seems to be getting really up close and personal when shaking someone’s hand
October 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Should the US loose their right to host games for the next World Cup? There are teams whose fans don’t have ICE approved skin tones.
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
When Donald Trump spoke in the rose garden that has no roses or garden, was he sporting a blue rinse?
October 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pete Hegseth getting Botox injections, Trump and company using excessive amounts of makeup. Is this leading to Trump announcing his own cosmetics brand?
October 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Back in the day, a good old fashioned stink bomb would always stir a crowd. How about using them in the presence of ICE goons?

Used when Trump is in the room, the press can ask him the same question, has he crapped in his nappy?
October 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Did I just hear that right. The Trump ballroom is to be used as a physical training arena, just like the gladiators had. He wants to remove the fat from the Republican Party. Hegseth will lead, dressed in Trump endorsed spandex, with music from the village people.
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It’s common in the UK to have members of the royal family serve in the military. When are Trump’s children going to sign up and strut their stuff?
September 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The White House unicorn has been seen in the Oval Office advising Donald Trump on his speech writing!
September 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Watching the episode of Star Trek where there is an evil duplicate of Kirk. The evil version has excessive eye makeup. Could this be where J D Vance got his inspiration?
September 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Breaking news! Donald Trump has instructed NASA to build a processing plant on the moon. To mine for cheese, beautiful cheese, there is no better cheese. It will be sold as Trump Cheese
September 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The Einstein victims should publish their list.

Yes, it will create further backlash from some, but every day the Epstein files remain hidden, the greater the pain endured by the victims. This will not end their suffering, but it will stop those named from abusing more children.
September 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It must be tempting for the marching band at Windsor Castle to play The Liberty Bell march (Monty Python theme) for Donald Trump
September 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Rumours suggest Donald Trump is taking advice from a stick of rhubarb! He has confused rhubarb with Rubio in his alternative universe.
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Did Donald Trump release a statement on the Israeli bombing of Qatar?
September 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM