*starts singing*

We're no strangers to #Git
You know the rules and so do I
A force commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
You wouldn't merge this from any other guy

(congratulations, you've just been Git-rolled)

Let's organize a big music festival like Live Aid in 1985 to support the failed nation #USA in their time of deliciously oval need.

LIVE EGG will collect #egg donations from all over the world.

*we are the eeeeeegg*
*we are the chiiickeeen*

Can someone please call Bob Geldof?

I've been pondering the idea of doing a Twitch stream with the title "Sarcastic European with a smug face slowly eating #eggs to spite Americans".

I will pay for my reasonably priced eggs with the ad revenue generated by all the users from the #USA causing a shitstorm in my chat.