Your funny friend
@neetaspirant.bsky.social
Hey , I am just a chill guy who likes to share science jokes ( sometimes some dad jokes and relatable memes ) and useful science knowledge through this profile
#science #jokes #dadjokes #comedian
#science #jokes #dadjokes #comedian
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"I am reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down "
It's crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes isn't enough . Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good 🎇
January 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It's crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes isn't enough . Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good 🎇
January 3 is celebrated as 'Mind-Body Wellness Day ,
"A day for reminding you to check your mind, body and soul are healthy and happy "
"A day to remove negativity , unwanted thoughts from mind "
"A day to love yourself and be proud of what you are ✨"
"A day for reminding you to check your mind, body and soul are healthy and happy "
"A day to remove negativity , unwanted thoughts from mind "
"A day to love yourself and be proud of what you are ✨"
January 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
January 3 is celebrated as 'Mind-Body Wellness Day ,
"A day for reminding you to check your mind, body and soul are healthy and happy "
"A day to remove negativity , unwanted thoughts from mind "
"A day to love yourself and be proud of what you are ✨"
"A day for reminding you to check your mind, body and soul are healthy and happy "
"A day to remove negativity , unwanted thoughts from mind "
"A day to love yourself and be proud of what you are ✨"
Time for some out of science joke
Me : Bro don't copy my assignment, the teacher may scold both of us
Friend: ok , I will copy it with modifications
Me : ok bro
Meanwhile mine and his assignments:
Me : Bro don't copy my assignment, the teacher may scold both of us
Friend: ok , I will copy it with modifications
Me : ok bro
Meanwhile mine and his assignments:
January 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Time for some out of science joke
Me : Bro don't copy my assignment, the teacher may scold both of us
Friend: ok , I will copy it with modifications
Me : ok bro
Meanwhile mine and his assignments:
Me : Bro don't copy my assignment, the teacher may scold both of us
Friend: ok , I will copy it with modifications
Me : ok bro
Meanwhile mine and his assignments:
What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?
A 'Did-he-saw-us'
A 'Did-he-saw-us'
January 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?
A 'Did-he-saw-us'
A 'Did-he-saw-us'
What is carbon dioxide ?
"A person who was born in a car and died outside is called car-bon-di-oxide"😸
"A person who was born in a car and died outside is called car-bon-di-oxide"😸
January 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What is carbon dioxide ?
"A person who was born in a car and died outside is called car-bon-di-oxide"😸
"A person who was born in a car and died outside is called car-bon-di-oxide"😸
What do you call a mechanical bottom?
'A robutt'
'A robutt'
January 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What do you call a mechanical bottom?
'A robutt'
'A robutt'
How do you make robots more human-like?
"With Artificial stupidity" 🤭
"With Artificial stupidity" 🤭
January 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How do you make robots more human-like?
"With Artificial stupidity" 🤭
"With Artificial stupidity" 🤭
Yesterday I combined Fluorine, Uranium and Nitrogen
It was FUN
It was FUN
January 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yesterday I combined Fluorine, Uranium and Nitrogen
It was FUN
It was FUN
January 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Why should children never crawl around on gravel?
"It's bad for their kid-knees"
"It's bad for their kid-knees"
January 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Why should children never crawl around on gravel?
"It's bad for their kid-knees"
"It's bad for their kid-knees"
Which part of your body likes to drink milk?
"Your calf"
"Your calf"
January 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Which part of your body likes to drink milk?
"Your calf"
"Your calf"
Girl : Is that a rabbit on your head?
Boy : No, it's just my hare
Boy : No, it's just my hare
January 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Girl : Is that a rabbit on your head?
Boy : No, it's just my hare
Boy : No, it's just my hare
Why did the singer want a tap for a nose?
"So he could lip sink"
"So he could lip sink"
January 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Why did the singer want a tap for a nose?
"So he could lip sink"
"So he could lip sink"
Hearing aide, where are you?
"Over ear! "
"Over ear! "
January 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hearing aide, where are you?
"Over ear! "
"Over ear! "
Fun fact:
"Earle Dickson invented the adhesive bandages for his wife, who frequently cut herself while doing housework"
"Earle Dickson invented the adhesive bandages for his wife, who frequently cut herself while doing housework"
January 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Fun fact:
"Earle Dickson invented the adhesive bandages for his wife, who frequently cut herself while doing housework"
"Earle Dickson invented the adhesive bandages for his wife, who frequently cut herself while doing housework"
Fun fact
"If you were to write out every number (one, two, three, etc.), you wouldn't use the letter "b" until you reached one billion."
"If you were to write out every number (one, two, three, etc.), you wouldn't use the letter "b" until you reached one billion."
January 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Fun fact
"If you were to write out every number (one, two, three, etc.), you wouldn't use the letter "b" until you reached one billion."
"If you were to write out every number (one, two, three, etc.), you wouldn't use the letter "b" until you reached one billion."
Those extra careful days.....
December 31, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Those extra careful days.....
How fast time passes these days ? Someone played with the time machine, If anybody seeing the post is the one who is controlling time please make it normal ,not too fast not too slow ....
December 31, 2024 at 7:44 PM
How fast time passes these days ? Someone played with the time machine, If anybody seeing the post is the one who is controlling time please make it normal ,not too fast not too slow ....
New year had arrived in my country
Current update : 2025 seems great ✨
Current update : 2025 seems great ✨
December 31, 2024 at 6:41 PM
New year had arrived in my country
Current update : 2025 seems great ✨
Current update : 2025 seems great ✨
"Feelings shy to enter 2025 because it's my first time 😂 "
December 31, 2024 at 6:26 PM
"Feelings shy to enter 2025 because it's my first time 😂 "
Guys, while we were celebrating the new year in 2020 , some people in china were suffering from some unknown viral disease, the rest was history
" A history we don't need in the future anymore"
Life before that was amazing, let 2025 heal all those wounds
#happynewyear #2025 #bettertommarow
" A history we don't need in the future anymore"
Life before that was amazing, let 2025 heal all those wounds
#happynewyear #2025 #bettertommarow
December 31, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Guys, while we were celebrating the new year in 2020 , some people in china were suffering from some unknown viral disease, the rest was history
" A history we don't need in the future anymore"
Life before that was amazing, let 2025 heal all those wounds
#happynewyear #2025 #bettertommarow
" A history we don't need in the future anymore"
Life before that was amazing, let 2025 heal all those wounds
#happynewyear #2025 #bettertommarow
Reposted by Your funny friend
Very technical graph for all of you nerds regarding bird flu.
Ok, I know I shouldn’t have laughed, you can judge me. But I just finished an overnight shift and spent the rest of the afternoon dodging tornados, so I’m all in on gallows humor.
December 30, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Very technical graph for all of you nerds regarding bird flu.